ITT: We're in a generic first person shooter online match

-tries desperately to shoot someone, misses every shot-

-charges forward across the battlefield in the open with the sniper rifle-

edited 9th Apr '13 12:22:44 PM by ShirowShirow

-snipes Shirow via an exploit-

HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXX!!!

It's okay! I've got a killstreak!

-accidentally launches the killstreak outside of the map-

...Well.

Hey guys! Don't you agree these games are too violent? -dies-

-is the twelve-year old yelling homophobic slurs while continuing to use glitches and exploits to his advantage-

*tries to fire a rocket just before dodging behind a wall*

*fires a fraction of a second too late*

*blows self up*

*Spraypaints an image of a lingerie model on the wall. Waits under cloak for someone to stop by and stare at the picture. Backstabs.*

-stops using exploits and gets to Alma's spray, gets backstabbed, yells more homophobic slurs and ragequits-

-tries to rocketjump-

-blows self up-

*respawns on a mine*

*blows up again*

*Switches class to Scout. Runs about nimbly dodging all the gunfire, until she backs up to avoid a Pyro and runs into the blast zone of Phantom's failed rocket jump.*

-is a different user-

-spawns as an engineer and builds near the spawn point-

-is now a heavy-

PUT DISPENSER HERE -punches wall-

-already has a dispenser out around that time, becoming visibly annoyed-

edited 9th Apr '13 3:55:16 PM by EarlOfSandvich

*Respawns*

Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!

*Surrounded by angry teammates furiously trying to teamkill the nuisance.*

> VOTE KICK! NOW!

edited 9th Apr '13 3:56:58 PM by EarlOfSandvich

PUT DISPENSER HERE PUT DISPENSER HERE PUT DISPENSER HERE PUT DISPENSER HERE PUT DISPENSER HERE PUT DISPENSER HERE -starts punching Alma-

*Rejoins match. Changes class to Medic. Buffs everyone except the Heavy.*

Prepare for your examinashun.

edited 9th Apr '13 3:58:50 PM by Alma

I guess I'll have to start a "We're in a TF 2 Trade Server" or a "We're in achievement_idle" at this rate

-moves his machines up to where the battle is intense-

edited 9th Apr '13 3:59:28 PM by EarlOfSandvich

MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

-charges headlong into battle wielding only a Sandvich-

lal sry tf2 is like the only online FPS I really know of.

*Spams Vagineer references into mic. Chases Heavy around in circles, shooting the syringe gun at him.*

No, no. No shame. I'm thinking that it's something like designating this as a stereotypical multiplayer FPS match (of which Team Fortress 2 can be among) and FPS servers of general dicking around (such as a TF 2 trade server)

-dies, respawns as heavy, just eats sandviches in Spawn-

edited 9th Apr '13 4:06:37 PM by EarlOfSandvich

MEDIC IS SPY! -fires all of his minigun ammo at the medic-