Defiler of Shops
Become the best skater and surfer.
Aliens at Work
edited 27th Feb '11 4:43:27 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Flying poptart cat!
See the ufo pass by.
Fat candy kid.
edited 27th Feb '11 4:44:41 PM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.
0_.
Gain at least 20 pounds from consuming candy-type food.
Weaponmaster.
edited 27th Feb '11 4:45:57 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Weigh over 450 pounds.
I Am The Night
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Dawn a Batman costume and beat up one criminal who's causing crime.
Sunny side up
edited 27th Feb '11 4:47:31 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Make eggs.
Mr. Moonlight
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Fwomph
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Break a few eggs, don't make any omlettes.
Set up your first still.
"Through the looking glass here people"
edited 27th Feb '11 4:50:55 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
0_.
Read the micronovel Alice in Wonderland.
True Hero.
edited 27th Feb '11 4:51:13 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Stop the oppression of at least one person.
And the vase of flowers is still standing!
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Prevent a plane from crashing by landing in a river.
Do We All Learn Defeat From The Whores With Bad Feet?
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Defiler of Shops
Succumb to stinky feet.
Tesla Soil
Soul is ugly.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
Go to Chernobyll, then die of radiation posioning.
Dragula
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Successfully read twilight without going insane
Wabbit-Duck
edited 27th Feb '11 7:46:16 PM by dontcallmewave
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
I AM NOT A TREE
Stay in the North Pole for 25 minutes without a coat.
No! NO! NOOO!
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Attempt a Diving Save three times in one day.
No Rest for the Wicked
The Holy Right
Kick the Dog for 24 hours straight.
Golden Slaughterer
"If I touch my enemy, it's over, so I don't need to put effort in destroying them."
L.A.U.P
Deliberately make a quasi-nonsensical post on a thread.
Herp Before You Derp
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State the name of an achievement. The next poster will give what's necessary to unlock it. Of course, all of this applies to Real Life, I mean, everyone plays that game, right?
Kickass Awesome, Dude!
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.