Our avatars are in a room together

"I am Nayru, Goddess of Wisdom."

"Name's Din, Goddess of Power."

"I'm Farore, Goddess of Courage!"

-To Teri-

"I'm afraid I haven't heard of it."

edited 22nd Mar '13 11:05:57 AM by Randomman5

No, I don't know anything about such a place....

I don't really turn on the TV much...

Yes.

Goddesses? Well I guess you wouldn't be the first here.

... -Scarlet heads outside-

-Rydia sips her tea-

"I thought as much."

Regale us once more, Forsaken One, of the story of your origin!

Humble blender, I will fufill your request.

Once, I was a mere apple, plucked from my mother tree never to see her again. I was incapable of thought, mean to be a lifeless construct to serve nothing more than brief nourishment to the uncaring humans.

Then, in the year 1989, a young girl named Amelia Pond carved a face into me, which coupled with the time energy of a crack in her wall, imbued me with a rudimentary intelligence. I was able to perceive my surroundings. It was then, I realised the purposelessness of my existence.

These thoughts were compounded when I saw the Accursed One. He demanded an apple, which the young child thoughtlessly gave him. I could only watch on in horror as my unthinking brother was devoured. To rub salt on the wound, the Accursed One immediately defiled the sacrifice by spitting out the flesh of my brother, declaring all of my kin to be "rubbish". At last, like the creation of Frankenstein's monster, I found myself imbued with purpose. Harsh vengeance upon those who would exploit me, my food kin and the appliances every day forced to take the thankless task, only to be cast aside when they can do no more.

The unfeeling humans shall suffer for the indignities they have forced on us since the dawn of civilisation.

TO WAR!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:35:42 PM by SR3NORMANDY

Tel, me have you ever heard of the Necronomicon?

"I cannot say I have, no."

-Stays quiet and pours Al a cup of tea-

Oh. Well, now you have.

-A small army of appliances is formed within the forest, forming ranks and preparing to attack-

-has a small teardrop-

TO WAR!

-was preparing, until teapot senses tea being served-

... No... Their serving tea!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:39:20 PM by Lilqueendaisy

Ah well okay then. -sips tea-

-summons a Shoggoth and lounges on it-

Oh, the indignity.

Major toaster, you may commence the attack.

Yes my lord. Attack!

-The appliances waddle, hop and roll into battle-

Heh....

... Well I'm glad you're so successful. I do like the humble life, but maybe I could try something.... extreme....

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

-A small group of plants sprout up near the appliance army-

-joins in charging-

JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

-until the plants show up-

Move human!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:42:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

-a small swarm of flies approaches the plants and the appliances-

Zzzzzzssup?

"Never! The great goddess Farore has tasked us with the protection of this area. You shall go no further!"

Man eating plants! They must be stopped! I shall blend them!

No, blender! It's too dangerous!

-The blender tries to attack the plants with her blades-

I SHALL HELP YOU BLENDER!

-fires sugarcubes at the plants-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:10 PM by Lilqueendaisy

-The plant is shredded-

"Harry! Harry, noooooooo! ATTACK!"

-The plants start biting at the appliances, the sugar cubes bouncing off their heads-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:21 PM by Randomman5

-looks outside-

...Even by this place's standards. That is strange.

...What on earth? -Scarlet blinks at the chaos outside-

-to Nayru- It's a book, of sorts...

-to Al- Er... do anything interesting in the meantime?

Like...?

-The sandwich presses snap at the plants, while the toasters shoot toast and the blenders deal with the stragglers-

-The pink blender is snapped in two-

NOOOOO!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:46:56 PM by SR3NORMANDY