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Our avatars are in a room together:

"I am Nayru, Goddess of Wisdom."

"Name's Din, Goddess of Power."

"I'm Farore, Goddess of Courage!"

-To Teri-

"I'm afraid I haven't heard of it."

edited 22nd Mar '13 11:05:57 AM by Randomman5

 275127 Tatsumar, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:30:05 PM from The Rift Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
Running from the Space Mafia
No, I don't know anything about such a place....

I don't really turn on the TV much...
Twitch is best rat
Just a Bug
Yes.

Goddesses? Well I guess you wouldn't be the first here.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275129 rockmanx, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:31:32 PM from Somewhere up there Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Unlikely White Mage
... -Scarlet heads outside-

-Rydia sips her tea-
 275131 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:33:24 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
grlz rul3!!!
Regale us once more, Forsaken One, of the story of your origin!

Humble blender, I will fufill your request.

Once, I was a mere apple, plucked from my mother tree never to see her again. I was incapable of thought, mean to be a lifeless construct to serve nothing more than brief nourishment to the uncaring humans.

Then, in the year 1989, a young girl named Amelia Pond carved a face into me, which coupled with the time energy of a crack in her wall, imbued me with a rudimentary intelligence. I was able to perceive my surroundings. It was then, I realised the purposelessness of my existence.

These thoughts were compounded when I saw the Accursed One. He demanded an apple, which the young child thoughtlessly gave him. I could only watch on in horror as my unthinking brother was devoured. To rub salt on the wound, the Accursed One immediately defiled the sacrifice by spitting out the flesh of my brother, declaring all of my kin to be "rubbish". At last, like the creation of Frankenstein's monster, I found myself imbued with purpose. Harsh vengeance upon those who would exploit me, my food kin and the appliances every day forced to take the thankless task, only to be cast aside when they can do no more.

The unfeeling humans shall suffer for the indignities they have forced on us since the dawn of civilisation.

TO WAR!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:35:42 PM by SR3NORMANDY

When you wish upon a star; makes no difference who you are; when you wish upon a star it biases your actions in favor of the desired outcome
Just a Bug
Tel, me have you ever heard of the Necronomicon?
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Pretty Princess
-Stays quiet and pours Al a cup of tea-

Oh. Well, now you have.

Pokémon Alchemist

 275135 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:38:15 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
grlz rul3!!!
-A small army of appliances is formed within the forest, forming ranks and preparing to attack-
When you wish upon a star; makes no difference who you are; when you wish upon a star it biases your actions in favor of the desired outcome
 275136 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:38:43 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Less girly.
-has a small teardrop-

TO WAR!

-was preparing, until teapot senses tea being served-

... No... Their serving tea!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:39:20 PM by Lilqueendaisy

It is the sound of Satan being shoved into a meatgrinder while death metal plays.
Just a Bug
Ah well okay then. -sips tea-

-summons a Shoggoth and lounges on it-
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275138 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:40:00 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
grlz rul3!!!
Oh, the indignity.

Major toaster, you may commence the attack.

Yes my lord. Attack!

-The appliances waddle, hop and roll into battle-
When you wish upon a star; makes no difference who you are; when you wish upon a star it biases your actions in favor of the desired outcome
 275139 Tatsumar, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:40:11 PM from The Rift Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
Running from the Space Mafia
Heh....

... Well I'm glad you're so successful. I do like the humble life, but maybe I could try something.... extreme....
Twitch is best rat
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

-A small group of plants sprout up near the appliance army-
 275141 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:41:26 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Less girly.
-joins in charging-

JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

-until the plants show up-

Move human!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:42:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

It is the sound of Satan being shoved into a meatgrinder while death metal plays.
 275142 Regular Defender, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:42:46 PM from Narnia, apparently. Get RP Mod Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Albion
-a small swarm of flies approaches the plants and the appliances-

Zzzzzzssup?
Upon our shoulders lie the hopes and dreams of an entire nation and I'll be damned if I'm not going to do anything about it!
"Never! The great goddess Farore has tasked us with the protection of this area. You shall go no further!"
 275144 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:43:25 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
grlz rul3!!!
Man eating plants! They must be stopped! I shall blend them!

No, blender! It's too dangerous!

-The blender tries to attack the plants with her blades-
When you wish upon a star; makes no difference who you are; when you wish upon a star it biases your actions in favor of the desired outcome
 275145 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:44:34 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Less girly.
I SHALL HELP YOU BLENDER!

-fires sugarcubes at the plants-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:10 PM by Lilqueendaisy

It is the sound of Satan being shoved into a meatgrinder while death metal plays.
-The plant is shredded-

"Harry! Harry, noooooooo! ATTACK!"

-The plants start biting at the appliances, the sugar cubes bouncing off their heads-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:21 PM by Randomman5

Just a Bug
-looks outside-

...Even by this place's standards. That is strange.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275148 rockmanx, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:45:25 PM from Somewhere up there Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Unlikely White Mage
...What on earth? -Scarlet blinks at the chaos outside-
Pretty Princess
-to Nayru- It's a book, of sorts...

-to Al- Er... do anything interesting in the meantime?

Like...?

Pokémon Alchemist

 275150 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:46:17 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
grlz rul3!!!
-The sandwich presses snap at the plants, while the toasters shoot toast and the blenders deal with the stragglers-

-The pink blender is snapped in two-

NOOOOO!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:46:56 PM by SR3NORMANDY

When you wish upon a star; makes no difference who you are; when you wish upon a star it biases your actions in favor of the desired outcome
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