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Our avatars are in a room together:

"I am Nayru, Goddess of Wisdom."

"Name's Din, Goddess of Power."

"I'm Farore, Goddess of Courage!"

-To Teri-

"I'm afraid I haven't heard of it."

edited 22nd Mar '13 11:05:57 AM by Randomman5

 275127 Tatsumar, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:30:05 PM from The Rift Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
No, I don't know anything about such a place....

I don't really turn on the TV much...
Twitch is best rat

FC: 0061-2173-1993
Just a Bug
Yes.

Goddesses? Well I guess you wouldn't be the first here.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275129 rockmanx, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:31:32 PM from Somewhere up there Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Bite my shiny metal behind
... -Scarlet heads outside-

-Rydia sips her tea-
"Tonight, I dine on Squirtle soup!"
 275131 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:33:24 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
No inner peace detected
Regale us once more, Forsaken One, of the story of your origin!

Humble blender, I will fufill your request.

Once, I was a mere apple, plucked from my mother tree never to see her again. I was incapable of thought, mean to be a lifeless construct to serve nothing more than brief nourishment to the uncaring humans.

Then, in the year 1989, a young girl named Amelia Pond carved a face into me, which coupled with the time energy of a crack in her wall, imbued me with a rudimentary intelligence. I was able to perceive my surroundings. It was then, I realised the purposelessness of my existence.

These thoughts were compounded when I saw the Accursed One. He demanded an apple, which the young child thoughtlessly gave him. I could only watch on in horror as my unthinking brother was devoured. To rub salt on the wound, the Accursed One immediately defiled the sacrifice by spitting out the flesh of my brother, declaring all of my kin to be "rubbish". At last, like the creation of Frankenstein's monster, I found myself imbued with purpose. Harsh vengeance upon those who would exploit me, my food kin and the appliances every day forced to take the thankless task, only to be cast aside when they can do no more.

The unfeeling humans shall suffer for the indignities they have forced on us since the dawn of civilisation.

TO WAR!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:35:42 PM by SR3NORMANDY

Racists never imagine what it's like to be like the person they hate, homophobes imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.
Just a Bug
Tel, me have you ever heard of the Necronomicon?
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275134 Game Spazzer, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:36:25 PM from Against! The! Wall! Get RP Mod
The Beta Male
-Stays quiet and pours Al a cup of tea-

Oh. Well, now you have.
 275135 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:38:15 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
No inner peace detected
-A small army of appliances is formed within the forest, forming ranks and preparing to attack-
Racists never imagine what it's like to be like the person they hate, homophobes imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.
 275136 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:38:43 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
-has a small teardrop-

TO WAR!

-was preparing, until teapot senses tea being served-

... No... Their serving tea!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:39:20 PM by Lilqueendaisy

"Oh good lord no, I'm not a hipster- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Just a Bug
Ah well okay then. -sips tea-

-summons a Shoggoth and lounges on it-
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275138 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:40:00 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
No inner peace detected
Oh, the indignity.

Major toaster, you may commence the attack.

Yes my lord. Attack!

-The appliances waddle, hop and roll into battle-
Racists never imagine what it's like to be like the person they hate, homophobes imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.
 275139 Tatsumar, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:40:11 PM from The Rift Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
Heh....

... Well I'm glad you're so successful. I do like the humble life, but maybe I could try something.... extreme....
Twitch is best rat

FC: 0061-2173-1993
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

-A small group of plants sprout up near the appliance army-
 275141 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:41:26 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
-joins in charging-

JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

-until the plants show up-

Move human!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:42:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

"Oh good lord no, I'm not a hipster- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
 275142 Regular Defender, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:42:46 PM from 'Till the Cowes come home Get RP Mod Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Indecision
-a small swarm of flies approaches the plants and the appliances-

Zzzzzzssup?

Bury me face down, because the world's going to turn upside down one of these days.

"Never! The great goddess Farore has tasked us with the protection of this area. You shall go no further!"
 275144 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:43:25 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
No inner peace detected
Man eating plants! They must be stopped! I shall blend them!

No, blender! It's too dangerous!

-The blender tries to attack the plants with her blades-
Racists never imagine what it's like to be like the person they hate, homophobes imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.
 275145 Lilqueendaisy, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:44:34 PM Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I SHALL HELP YOU BLENDER!

-fires sugarcubes at the plants-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:10 PM by Lilqueendaisy

"Oh good lord no, I'm not a hipster- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
-The plant is shredded-

"Harry! Harry, noooooooo! ATTACK!"

-The plants start biting at the appliances, the sugar cubes bouncing off their heads-

edited 21st Mar '13 8:45:21 PM by Randomman5

Just a Bug
-looks outside-

...Even by this place's standards. That is strange.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
 275148 rockmanx, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:45:25 PM from Somewhere up there Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Bite my shiny metal behind
...What on earth? -Scarlet blinks at the chaos outside-
"Tonight, I dine on Squirtle soup!"
 275149 Game Spazzer, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:46:00 PM from Against! The! Wall! Get RP Mod
The Beta Male
-to Nayru- It's a book, of sorts...

-to Al- Er... do anything interesting in the meantime?

Like...?
 275150 SR 3 NORMANDY, Thu, 21st Mar '13 8:46:17 PM from N/A - In constant flux Get RP Mod
No inner peace detected
-The sandwich presses snap at the plants, while the toasters shoot toast and the blenders deal with the stragglers-

-The pink blender is snapped in two-

NOOOOO!

edited 21st Mar '13 8:46:56 PM by SR3NORMANDY

Racists never imagine what it's like to be like the person they hate, homophobes imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.
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