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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
ColorPrinter Since: Dec, 2011
#2: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:49:49 AM

This right here is the greatest comment ever:

I wonder what we would find if someone leaked the source code for Half Life 2 : Episode 3. ...probably just an empty file with one comment -

//game goes here eventually.

JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#4: Feb 21st 2011 at 10:07:44 AM

Huh. Never figured it would just be some shy awkward kid.

Nice to see he did a turnaround afterwards.

Marioman19 I am America. Since: Nov, 2009
I am America.
#5: Feb 21st 2011 at 11:08:53 AM

I swear, if I somehow become a movie director, this is the first thing I'm gonna make.

(And so can you!)
HellmanSabian Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
#6: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:34:13 PM

It's nice that he seems genuinly sorry for what happened.

[up]I'd pay to see that dude.

NONAMEGIVEN from Nowhere Since: Jul, 2013
#7: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:44:25 PM

WTF ignore this fail.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:44:47 PM by NONAMEGIVEN

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chaotic Greedy
#8: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:45:35 PM

Still, sending a rifle-armed team at some hacker seems like Disproportionate Retribution to me.

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
Face Time
#9: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:49:16 PM

@Medinoc: Well, the hacker did get into a corporate network, so he could presumably get into another one (if his lovable, yet very horribly misguided love for Valve didn't get in the way).

Also, since Outlook was a bit of a vector in this, I wonder if Mircosoft patched it.

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#10: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:50:42 PM

Why are all the crackers so clever but so fucking dumb?! WHY

^^Probably, but Sasser caused a lot of damage, and they thought that he'd committed an international crime... actually he did.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:51:57 PM by Tzetze

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RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
Face Time
#11: Feb 21st 2011 at 12:58:26 PM

^Because in the real world, Evil is Stupid.

Or, rather, Smart AND Stupid. Smupid.

edited 21st Feb '11 1:00:01 PM by RocketDude

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#12: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:20:17 PM

Blocked on my school network. Can someone give me the rundown?

Against all tyrants.
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#13: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:25:50 PM

@Tzetze: Because the capacity to be obsessed to a ridiculous degree with a single subject in no way aids an individual's ability to show common fucking sense.

edited 21st Feb '11 1:26:18 PM by Miijhal

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#14: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:29:36 PM

Rhetorical question is rhetorical

Blocked on my school network. Can someone give me the rundown?

  1. Kid likes Half-Life
  2. Kid gets hacked in World Of Warcraft, instead of raging, finds hacker and asks how it works
  3. Kid becomes hacker
  4. Kid wants to see how HL 2 development is going
  5. Kid breaks into servers and gets a copy of the source
  6. Kid sends it to some other idiot who puts it up as a torrent
  7. CRACKDOWN
  8. I sowwy cat

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RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
Face Time
#15: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:39:41 PM

@Tze: I think it was Warcraft III, actually.

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#16: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:43:04 PM

[up][up] So, what makes it an international incident and necessitated the need for armed persons?

Against all tyrants.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#17: Feb 21st 2011 at 1:49:06 PM

^^Oh.

^It's international because he's European and broke into an American server. The guns were overkill, I was just saying.

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LOEADITOOx .... from -???- Since: Feb, 2011
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#18: Feb 21st 2011 at 3:01:00 PM

The armed guys was REALLY neccesary?

I mean, its only a leak :P

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ColorPrinter Since: Dec, 2011
#19: Feb 21st 2011 at 3:26:31 PM

[up]Did you, like, not read the post a few posts up about breaking into a corporate network?

SilentStranger Failed Comic Artist from Sweden Since: Jun, 2010
Failed Comic Artist
#20: Feb 21st 2011 at 3:53:10 PM

"Oh sure I comitted an international crime but I did it for the love of gamez!"

I dont know why they let me out, I guess they needed a spare bed
Rebochan Since: Jan, 2001
#21: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:30:31 PM

Nice find. I always wondered what happened to him. It's kind of surreal that a guy only a year older than I pulled that off.

deuxhero Micromastophile from FL-24 Since: Jan, 2001
Micromastophile
#22: Feb 21st 2011 at 8:21:05 PM

So the passwords were blank, not "GabeNewell"? Wow.

Also, why the hell was this even on the Internet for the kid to download?

edited 21st Feb '11 8:24:23 PM by deuxhero

MoeDantes cuter, cuddlier Edmond from the Land of Classics Since: Nov, 2010
cuter, cuddlier Edmond
#23: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:01:51 PM

Because Corporates are silly. They apparently believe that all their machines have to be on the internet.

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Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chaotic Greedy
#24: Feb 22nd 2011 at 12:03:58 AM

@Color Printer: Regular agents armed with pistols are enough anyway. Why send a freaking SWAT team for some kid in a basement?

I understand it was related to the suspicions of complicity with Sasser (which did a lot more damage), but still, it strikes me as a bit much.

edited 22nd Feb '11 12:04:11 AM by Medinoc

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Signed Always Right Since: Dec, 2009
Always Right
#25: Feb 22nd 2011 at 12:32:21 AM

Wow...talk about Minor Injury Overreaction. [lol]

Imagine if he also got a hold of one of the employees t-shirt as well, then they'd have to whip out the heavy artilleries to match!

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."

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