Yo momma so dumb, she went to a drive in theater to see "Closed For The Winter".
Yo momma so blonde, she bleached her hair black.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Yo momma so fat, she exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit.
edited 21st Feb '11 2:40:21 AM by AirofMystery
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(As π/6 is a perfectly valid expression, I don't get the first joke.)
Yo momma so fat she got plaque clogging up her arteries and eventually got a heart attack.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
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That should be fat, methinks.
...you're actively trying to kill this thread, aren't you?
Yo' momma's like the Titanic: she goes down running three shafts simultaneously, one in the back and two on the sides.
watching down on us
(No, I've just been into anti-climactic jokes lately.)
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
edited 21st Feb '11 12:10:15 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
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Yo momma's so dumb she was run over by a parked car. (It was a short-lived Running Gag that one of my eighth-grade classmates actually had this happen to him. Thankfully, He Got Better.)
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her head so she could make up her mind.
Yo' momma so hairy, you got rugburn when you were born.
How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?
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Yo momma so dumb she thought Scott Pilgrim was on the Mayflower.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo momma's so s***ty, she bedded your entire school!
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Yo' momma so fat, when she got on a scale it cried.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
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Time to go venturing through the Web!
Yo momma so old, she witnessed King Alaric sacking Rome in AD 410!
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Facebook was for plastic surgery!
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Yo mama SO STUPID, she attempted to mine Crystal Pepsi!
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Yo mama so ugly, she got mistaken for a new species when she went to the veterinarian.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to divide pi by 6.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"