I-I-I-I d-didn't know R-Ramune c-c-could shoot l-l-lasers...
Usually here.
I can't breathe in this
-runs to the giant wolf- I shall tame you! -kicks it a few feet to it's side-
Hello again tropers
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
>Dodges a paw-strike by leaping into the air< I practice and teach a form of martial arts that relies on Ramune, and at my level you can transform the bubbles of carbon dioxide into Ki blasts which set fire to things. Unfortunately, this has had the unintended effect of making the particular bottle of soda highly volatile, and anyone who should open such a bottle would cause an explosion and transformation into what you most desire. This is the plan of a demon lord who was sealed away by my great-grand father, who founded my school of martial arts. By transforming the victim, the demon can use them to wreak havoc on the world.
>Lands< We have to help her!
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
O... kay...
(I pull a submachine gun out of my Hammerspace Ponytail and aim it at the wolf.) Don't even think of trying to escape...
edited 24th Mar '11 9:15:58 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
One just might
Good, some practice. Pulls out a sword. Imbue it with lightning.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
-starts running away at the speed of sound-
Ironic, huh?
(I am still pointing my MP 7 at the wolf.) Stay! Stay...
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
>Is somewhat surprised. but quickly dodges the wolf as it tries to charge at me<
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
Meanwhile at the bottem of the smoken crater cuased by the earlir explosion a sharp gasp is heard, along with the rustling of cloth. as the smoke begins to clear a figure can be sen moving, a rather generic looking solder lifts himself from the pool of blood and gore he had been laying motionless moments before. He sighs as he looks at the graphic display all around him, the charred and broken remains of his battalion surround him giving of a horrendus smell of rot and burnt fleash.
Once again the reaper refuses me my right. Once again I find my self alive when all those who got close to me have piad the ghastly price. No matter I'll find a way, oh yes I will! I sweart it by my unblinking blue eyes! I'll fiind a way to die!
LUNE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!
edited 24th Mar '11 9:10:19 PM by FuschlatzOReilly