Poke this puppy.

Oh dear... is there a doctor in the house?

G'day

If this upsets you, Daisy, I'm getting a new puppy for you. This is one that never gets sick, can't die and can take as much abuse  ^*

as possible. Otaku, can you please unhand it? It bit you?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

-tries to let it go but it won't let go of me-

Hello again tropers

-sighs and vaporizes the puppy in a blink-

That's the most humane I could give it in this situation. Anyways, here's that new puppy.

-pulls it out of hammerspace- This one will not give you rabies, I promise!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

IT BETTER NOT OR SO HELP ME...

-poke-

edited 16th Feb '11 1:10:58 PM by BlaineTheM0n0

G'day

-Pokes with the stick of adorable poking-

Are we sure this new one doesn't have rabies? It's got a pretty unsettling look in its eye...

-Goes on puppy's facebook and presses the 'poke' button.-

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.

-looks at the eye- Never noticed that before... this variety doesn't get rabies though.

-looks closely for other possible signs- Nope!

-pokes the puppy again-

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

-Pokes ear-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

... I still don't know... -pokes puppy in the eye-

-kicks the puppy across the room-
-starts jumping up and down on its head-
-viciously beats it with a two-by-four with a nail in-
-shoots it with a huge Gatling Gun-
-finally, pokes it lightly on the cheek-

edited 16th Feb '11 11:21:05 PM by Slouch

-pokes puppy's Reset Button-

-more puppy hugging-

Hello again tropers

-hugs the puppy, then gently pokes it-

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

{PRODS puppy}

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-eats puppy alive-

-vivisects Slouch and extracts puppy so I can hug it-

Hello again tropers

-gently pokes and pets the puppy- Is the puppy still alive? It's been three years, so I'll poke the dog.

edited 21st Feb '14 4:40:26 PM by bookworm6390

<MOD HAT ON>

After three years, it's probably better to leave it dead.

THREAD LOCKED.

<MOD HAT OFF>

"Yup. That tasted purple."