The Two (2) Word Story:

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We will use 1-2 words per post.

After about every 15-20 pages, I (or someone kind enough) will post the story that is resulted from our collected efforts so we all can have a good laugh.

STRICTLY TWO WORDS MAXIMUM! Remember, joint words such as Anne-May, mother-in-law, top-notch, fine-tune or X-ray count as one word.

I'll start things off..

Mary-Sue was

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:03 PM by QQQQQ

2 Bisected815th Feb 2011 12:48:14 PM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
The suit makes the woman
thinking of

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:31 PM by Bisected8

3 InverurieJones15th Feb 2011 12:48:27 PM from North of the Wall. , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
casually flying

(goddam, I'm slow tonight)

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:59 PM by InverurieJones

The owls are not what they seem.
GERMAN SCIENCE!
In a
Doughnut Shop

edited 15th Feb '11 12:49:11 PM by QQQQQ

GERMAN SCIENCE!
Which is
7 0dd115th Feb 2011 12:50:10 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
doom-filled

edited 15th Feb '11 12:50:48 PM by 0dd1

Insert witty and clever quip here.

My page, as the database hates my handle.

My music.
8 Bisected815th Feb 2011 12:50:28 PM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
GERMAN SCIENCE!
Meanwhile, Hitler
10 Bisected815th Feb 2011 12:51:06 PM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
11 0dd115th Feb 2011 12:51:17 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
time cards

edited 15th Feb '11 12:51:37 PM by 0dd1

Insert witty and clever quip here.

My page, as the database hates my handle.

My music.
GERMAN SCIENCE!
very sloppily

edited 15th Feb '11 12:51:47 PM by SeveredKhan

while taking
with cream.
GERMAN SCIENCE!
Josef Stalin

edited 15th Feb '11 12:54:45 PM by SeveredKhan

made love

edited 15th Feb '11 12:54:57 PM by QQQQQ

in the

edited 15th Feb '11 12:55:41 PM by MsieurLapin

GERMAN SCIENCE!
dark dungeon

edited 15th Feb '11 12:55:59 PM by SeveredKhan

very happily
GERMAN SCIENCE!
and suddenly,
21 Cata15th Feb 2011 01:01:01 PM from Nottingham, UK , Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
he screamed
I didn't mean to stick that in there, honest! - She Who Chews Gum
GERMAN SCIENCE!
at a
23 0dd115th Feb 2011 01:08:18 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
dorky cactus
Insert witty and clever quip here.

My page, as the database hates my handle.

My music.
GERMAN SCIENCE!
called Tim.

edited 15th Feb '11 1:09:58 PM by SeveredKhan

25 AnnoR15th Feb 2011 01:22:39 PM from Honnouji Academy
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
John Freeman
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."

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