The Two (2) Word Story

We will use 1-2 words per post.

After about every 15-20 pages, I (or someone kind enough) will post the story that is resulted from our collected efforts so we all can have a good laugh.

STRICTLY TWO WORDS MAXIMUM! Remember, joint words such as Anne-May, mother-in-law, top-notch, fine-tune or X-ray count as one word.

I'll start things off..

Mary-Sue was

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:03 PM by QQQQQ

thinking of

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:31 PM by Bisected8

casually flying

(goddam, I'm slow tonight)

edited 15th Feb '11 12:48:59 PM by InverurieJones

In a

Doughnut Shop

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Which is

doom-filled

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her way

Meanwhile, Hitler

was eating

time cards

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very sloppily

edited 15th Feb '11 12:51:47 PM by SeveredKhan

while taking

with cream.

Josef Stalin

edited 15th Feb '11 12:54:45 PM by SeveredKhan

made love

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in the

edited 15th Feb '11 12:55:41 PM by MsieurLapin

dark dungeon

edited 15th Feb '11 12:55:59 PM by SeveredKhan

very happily

and suddenly,

he screamed

at a

dorky cactus

called Tim.

edited 15th Feb '11 1:09:58 PM by SeveredKhan

John Freeman