Sweet Jesus! {Car flips over}
OH NO. PERFECTLY GOOOD BREAD GONE TO WASTE.
G'dayThis is a troper you've run over. Not an avatar.
{Gets tazed by the police who just happened to be behind a building}
OH JESUS THAT IS EVEN WORSE...
-flees the scene-
G'dayHey Snicklin sorry I tipped your car over! Here, let me get it back on the road for you. -hits gas pedal a little too hard- HOLY CRAP I'M SO SORRY!
Son of a biting bitch! Where do I hide the body?! Wait. -checks pulse- Oh, you're fine.
: Hey, aren't you gonna help me up?
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account*keeps moving along while thinking "oh shit oh shit oh shit"*
edited 8th Feb '11 12:22:26 PM by KuroFox
Sonic hates SOPAOh, sure! -pries blood-soaked self from ground, waddles over- Alright, on your feet! -uses car for balance, accidentally rolling it down the hill and into Kuro Fox- ...Whoops.
"oh damn it...well people die every day!"
I'll miss him though
I want flies in on a dragons!Whoops.
-grabs corpse, stuffs in trunk-
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.Quickly drives on hoping no one saw that
edited 29th Sep '13 6:01:54 AM by UnicornsRock
~sneakily puts corpse in trunk,but remains rattled the rest of the way~
-winces as he hops out, quickly stows the body, and seeks the nearest hospital- Hang on Terly... Murky Muse is not losing a love interest so quickly.
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by EdveedGet out of car, attend to them to ensure they are OK, get bystanders to call ambulance, police, if their condition is serious enough to warrant so. Finally, call insurers.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.(I hope he's not dead; that'd be the worst kind of irony.)
I'm... getting out of here.
He/they | Mostly here on my free daysOh shit, I don't know you... But I'm sorry, I am so sorry
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."oh fuck, oops [pulls over and turns myself in to the police]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Aw shit, aw jeez, yeah, I'll go to jail, that's fair.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessWhy Was he on the landing platforms also how many credits do we need to pay
Edited by Immortalartisan on Aug 28th 2020 at 11:29:45 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interestingOh shit. Oh fuckin shit I killed a child.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.Time to do my time. I'll never hurt anyone again...
Oh no... uh, sorry.
I can't think of a good signature.
What shall you do next?