ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Good...

Argh...

So close...

-In Goldenrod, some random Owsla agents and supporting Yanma and Hoothoot are watching the kits run towards the north and taking notice. When they are stopped, apparently by a voice, the agents start checking the surrounding with their senses.-

-At home, Bill is discussing the situation with his family while serving some tea. The kitchen window is open to air the house, with an Eevee looking sadly through the window-

Dinnertime. I feel we are rushing this up. Or at least, I have to multitask with real life too...

-spotting Bill, Roa used Detect to make sure the coast is clear and leaps up onto the kitchen window. She turns to address the Eevee-

Roa: <Hello. My name is Roa. You live with the Eevee man, correct? I am here to bring you and your human to safety.>

Early Route 6

I suppose I should prepare.

Casval takes out a radio.

Start procedure Starfall. Activation password: Venusaur. Progress report.

-Cells 1 through 4 fully charged. Cell 5 at 70 percent. Estimated time until charging of Cell 6: 1 hour 20 minutes.-

Alright. Now all that's left is to engage.

-Numbskull arrives, but since he doesn't actually know what he's supposed to be doing, he just goes over to meet up with Riptide, Slouch and Egbert-

Numbskull: Bone!!
-Numbskull excitedly hops back and forth between the three, talking to them-
Bone, bonebonebone, bone bone bone- (etc)

Riptide: ...Numbskull...

edited 19th Aug '11 4:23:19 PM by Slouch

-Is looking out the window and sees a massive Samurott some distance away-

Is that who I think it is?

Lanius: -Happens to be surrounded by a Luxray, Exeggcutor, Garchomp, Tropius, and an Ampharos-

Luxray: <You will pay for your crimes against this city! Now!>

-Fires a Thunder with the Ampharos while the Exeggutor and Tropius nom Power Herbs to fire Solarbeams and the Garchomp uses Outrage-

-A lot of dust gets picked up-

Ampharos: <Did we win?>

-The answer is given in the form of a keratin blade slicing into the poor Pokemon-

Lanius: -Walks out of the cloud seemingly unharmed- <Is that all you've got?>

-Slaughters all the Pokemon present in short order-

<Hmph, weaklings.>

-Walks off somewhere-

Oh my.

Nudi: -Bugs out- <He just slaughtered them like it was nothing!>

Milstralton

-Hades and Felicity explain the situation to Numbskull-

<Felicity>: <IT'S TERRIBLE!>

<Hades>: < I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THE SECOND SEASON OF MY LITTLE BLITZLE COMES OUT! WAAAAH!>

-Felicity bitchslaps Hades-

<Felicity>: <Keep it together man!>

MGMT:

-MGMT flashblinks an idea to Hades and Felicity-

<Hades>: <Hunh!>

<Felicity>: <That's Crazy Enough to Work! Hey Numbskull, do you have "all the moves, all of them?">

-also watching Lanius from window-

...Good Arceus, that Samurott just took four super effective attacks and an Outrage head on! He didn't even seem hurt!

edited 19th Aug '11 4:15:19 PM by memyselfandI2

-My Pokemon and I stare in stunned silence-

<Sonny: "Yeah, you don't want to go up against that slovoch up close. That's not the first time he's done that either.">

<Nathan: "Where's that Mienfoo when you need him?!">

That's him! It has to be!

-at the Entralink, Felis walks up to Fool-

Felis: <Really, princess, are you going to just sit there and mope all day?>

-Is shocked at how easily Lanius shrugged off their attacks-

This could be difficult.

Zero:<No kidding.>

At the Entralink

-Fool sighs-

Look here Manx, I don't need your snark. I'm not in the mood.

Besides, what AM I to do? While the rest of them are liberating Pokepan I'm just sitting here in the safe zone! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MANX!

-Fool grabs Felis and starts shaking him-

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!?

edited 19th Aug '11 4:18:29 PM by PippingFool

Numbskull: -Looks a bit confused for a moment, then nervously busts a move-

edited 19th Aug '11 4:20:22 PM by Slouch

-Unfortunately for us, a bunch of reinforcements suddenly show up.-

Hydreigon: <ALL OF YOU! Surrender now, and we shall show you mercy!>

Lake: <Tell that to the Pokémon that you murdered!>

Hyderigon: <...Fine then. ATTACK!>

-The Hydregion sets his squad on us, consisting of a Shedinja, a Spiritomb, a Milotic, a Bronzong and a Venusaur.-

Get 'em!

-My Pokémon move in and attack. Woolly tries shocking the Shedinja, only for her attack to do nothing!-

Woolly: <Huh?!>

Shedinja: <Ignorant fleshy! Wonderguard renders you attacks use->

-Flare shuts the Shedinja up with a Blaze Kick to the shell.

Stratus, meanwhile, decides to fight with the Hydreigon in mid-air.-

Hydreigon: <Do you honestly think you can beat me? You're don't even look like a true Dragon!>

Stratus: -Narrows.- <Could a fake Dragon do this?!>

-Stratus charges at the Hydregion, the rakes him with Dragon Claw.-

Hydreigon: <Gah! You little-!>

-The Hydra Retaliates with a Dark Pulse, blowing Stratus back a bit, allowing it to follow up with a Dragon Pulse.-

Stratus: <AAHHH!!!>

Hydreigon: <TAKE THAT!>

Wulfric: <HEY! Leave my friend alone!>

Hydreigon: <Or else what, Jackal?>

-Wulfric grows, then forms an Aura Sphere and flings it at Hydreigon. The dragon tries to dodge, but can't due to the Sphere homing in on his Aura.-

Wulfric: <Stratus! Finish him!>

-The Dragonite nods, then cloaks his tail in water and slams the Dark-Type with it, knocking him down to the floor with a crash.-

Stratus: <Awesome!>

Wulfric: <Yeah!>

-Felis is a bit shaken up by being grabbed suddenly-

Felis: <Well, putting me down would be a good start.>

At the Entralink

S-Sorry...

-Puts Felis Down-

At Milstralton

-Hades and Felicity see Numbskull bust a sweet move-

<Hades>: <Awesome!>

-Hades applauses Numbskull-

<Felicity>: <Great! Now to tell you guys "The Plan">

-Felicity tell the others the plan in verbose detail-

<Felicity>: <Agree?>

edited 19th Aug '11 4:24:28 PM by PippingFool

-Still waiting in front of Goldenrod Radio Tower-

<Serperior: "What is that racket?">

<Gardevoir: "It appears that a patrol has run into an altercation nearby, sir.">

<Serperior: "Are there any stealth battalions nearby?">

<Gardevoir: "There are three sir. All within two blocks of this location.">

<Serperior: "Have them converge on their position. Inform them that I will be there personally.">

<Gardevoir: "And for the tower?">

<Serperior: "Continue evacuating the wounded. Do a check to ensure that the defenders are still inside before going to approach them though. We don't need to destroy this tower if they're not there...">

<Gardevoir: "Yes, sir.">

-Vanishes and slithers off unseen-

-Everyone looks really scared at the prospect of facing him-

Musashi: -Decides to speak up- <That Samurott may be tough, but he's not Missingno or M' tough. If we could defeat them, we can defeat him.>

Muddy: <Musashi's right, are we going to let that overgrown mustelid intimidate us?>

All: <NO!>

Cobalt: <How do we defeat him though?>

Now that's the question.

At the Entralink

Doc: <Maybe you could go over and help them.>

edited 19th Aug '11 4:30:16 PM by rmctagg09

Riptide: ...Pardon my French, but that's the stupidest fucking idea I've heard in my entire life.
I'll do it anyway.

Egbert: Well... We don't really know how we could help, but we won't try to stop you if you're sure that's what you want to do.

Numbskull: -Points triumphantly towards the sky with his Thick Club-
BONE!

edited 19th Nov '11 7:32:39 PM by Slouch

Felis: <Now then, princess. Perhaps you've heard of what's going on in Poképan at the moment. Perhaps you care. I certainly don't. If you're wondering where your friends are, that's where. Maybe they're dead, maybe they're not. I don't know, and I don't particularly care. Still, if you're looking for something to do...>

I've met him before, once. I should tell you what I know. He is merciless. You think I threw lives away when I was a commander working for Scolperd? I was nothing compared to him. He would march troops against sniper nests. And, as you can see, he's fond of crucifixion.

-Lake attempts to attack the Bronzong with an Aqua Tail, but the Venusar takes his chance and attacks with Grass Knot, tripping the Feraligatr up.-

Lake: <Argh!>

-Before he can try to get up, the Venusaur grabs him with his vines and holds him in place.-

Venusaur: <I'm going to take great pleasure in blasting you!>

-The Grass type's flower begins to glow as he begins to charge a Solar Beam. Lake attempts to get free, but the vines are far too tight for him.-

Lake: <AAH! HELP!>

Harriet: <Oh no!>

-Thinking quickly, Harriet begins to charge a Sky Attack.-

Harriet: <Come on...>

-The flower glows brighter...-

Harriet: <Come on!>

-And brighter...-

Harriet: <COME ON!>

-And brighter.

...But Harriet finishes charging first.-

Venusaur: <...Huh?>

-Harriet takes the shape of a flaming bird, let's our a shill cry, then charges at the Venusaur. The Pokémon panics and fires the beam at her, letting go of Lake in panic.

The Solar energy glances off the Honchkrow harmlessly as she rams the Venusaur, dealing critical damage and K.Oing it on the spot.-

Lake: -Get's up.- <...Thanks Harriet.>

-Harriet perches on the Venusaur's flower, tipping her "Hat" to Lake.-

Harriet: <No problem!>

Well, he can clearly take a huge amount of punishment...but nomon can just keep soaking it up. Eventually he has to fall. And there are hundreds of us right now.

edited 19th Aug '11 4:34:08 PM by memyselfandI2

<Sonny: "Well for starters, you're not going to win against that slovoch by getting close...">

<Teala: "He's right, back at the siege, we figured out pretty quickly that the best way to handle him whenever we spotted him was to have everyone who couldn't attack from a distance and retreat quickly.">

<Nathan: "That's how they wound up taking him off the battlefield. Shame he wasn't done in by that attack though. I heard that it really looked like he was going to die for a while...">

<Milo: "But you just saw what he took on! How do we get enough manpower to do that thing in?!">

<Guy: "Yeah, and he's got underlings too!">

edited 9th Oct '11 7:01:44 PM by TracerBullet

Entralink

-Fool decides to take a walk and passes by Anom's empty bed. She notices a letter written for her-

Oh I wonder what this could be

-Fool reads the letter-

Milstralton

<Felicity>: <Okay then! Let's get going!>

-Felicity, Hades and MGMT scurry around to get stuff for "The Plan" and start setting up what looks like to be a Stage-

edited 19th Aug '11 4:36:44 PM by PippingFool

The letter: "I forgive you."