Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, J-Con 2013
Fangirl #: OH MY GOSH YESSSSSS! I told you guys! Look at them, they're head over heels for each other! I can't wait to tell Chatter about this!
Fangirl 1: Awwww... I guess this means I have to rewrite my fanfiction now.
Fangirl A: As Carol will tell you, a good sailor always goes down with her ship!
-The three fangirls walk off, debating excitedly. Herbert is just standing in place, awestruck and redder than a ripe tomato. He moves his mouth up and down several times, before eventually starting to talk in a low voice.-
Herbert: You were joking, right? That was all a joke, to drive them off, wasn't it?
edited 13th Apr '13 5:06:11 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
What do fangirls have against me?
Sam looked at Herb stone faced "W-why? Don't you love me Herby?" he asked, tears welling in his eyes.
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
J-Con
Carol: I AM CONFUSED.
Fangirl: -runs up to Joseph- OMG!! It's Joseph!! Guys, c'mere!!
-two more fans approach, one male, one female-
-turns-
GAH! I have fangirls? Um...
Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, J-Con 2013
-Herbert stares at Sam for a moment, his face frozen in a look of confusion and conflicted emotions. He opens his mouth just a fraction... and bursts into fits of laughter, doubling over and almost becoming unable to breathe. It is several minutes before he is able to compose himself to a point where he can speak.-
Herbert: ...Oh man... oh, you almost had me there for a second, Sam. That. Was. BRILLIANT. I... I don't even know what to say. You're a genius, Sam, a real genius.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
J-Con
-Sarah turns to Pent-
Sarah: ...Now, what was it you wanted to do?
The Wanderer
Whelp, I'm definitely happy that not a single fangirl bothered me while I was here.
-At this moment my field chooses to fizzle out-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Sam starts to sob, but breaks into laughter "I almost had you! Oh man, that was priceless!" Sam shook his head, wiping the tears "Thanks for being a good sport man. Sorry about the kiss, but when it's a choice of 'To troll or not to troll' I have to troll every time."
edited 13th Apr '13 5:15:42 PM by madmarv
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
J-Con
-As Tagg's field fizzles out, a fan who was quite literally on top of it falls down, barely missing Tagg-
Fangirl: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ It's Tagg~!
Dunsparce Cloud
Castelia, J-con
-several fans instantly appear out of the woodwork-
Fangirl 1: Tagg! Sign my shirt!
Fangirl 2: Tagg! Sign my arm!
Fangirl 3: -holds up a jar- Tagg! Sign my appendix!
Fangirl 4: Is it true you're dating Lillith?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
done w ur shit
Castelia City
- Pi has left the Con for a little while, to go get lunch at Cafe Sonata -
- He passes by a Pokemon Shelter -
???: <!>
- Pi pauses at the intrusion in his mind -
???: <!!>
- He turns towards the Shelter, and sees an abnormally small Solosis in the window -
???: <!!!>
- Pi enters the Shelter -
Castelia Pokemon Shelter
Pi: Hello, ma'am. I would like to adopt that Solosis in the window.
Receptionist: Alright, here's the necessary paperwork.
- Pi fills out the forms -
Receptionist: Let me just check these, and then you'll be good to go!
- She takes the papers into the back room -
- She returns -
Receptionist: Alright, everything's all good. Please take good care of him!
- Pi leaves with the Solosis -
edited 13th Apr '13 5:39:39 PM by BluBeriPi
Fwomph
-Plugs the keytar into the mic port on the console-
Special little cheat code I asked the devs to include.
-Plays a few notes at the start menu-
Because who else would think to plug a highly-customized keytar into the audio input jack?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
J-Con
Carol: OH I SEEEEE...-bursts out laughing as well- Aww man, I was so confused, Sam, but holy cheese that's hilarious!
Fangirl 1: -to Joesph- Well, pfft, YEAH!
Fangirl A: You're my favorite, Joseph! Can you sign my fanart? -holds up a picture of Joseph and his team-
Fanboy: I LOVE YOU.
The Wanderer
-Is currently attempting to avoid sensory overload from all the fangirls around me-
No, no, go away, who told you that?
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, J-Con 2013
-Herbert is still shaking with barely-contained laughter-
Herbert: No problem, man, no problem... oh, the looks on their faces were priceless. That was the best bit of trolling I've seen in... no, scratch that, that was the best bit of trolling I've ever seen, EVER.
-to Carol-
Herbert: Sorry to confuse you like that, Carol. It's just... aw man, that was brilliant.
edited 13th Apr '13 5:19:08 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Eek! O-okay!
-signs, blushes, becomes slowly more nervous-
Dunsparce Cloud
Castelia, J-con
Fangirl 1: But...my shirt!
Fangirl 2: I can't believe you won't sign my arm!
Fangirl 3: I can't believe I'm carrying around my own removed organ.
Fangirl 4: The pink one! She joined the J-team 'cause she has pink hair and she said you were dating Lillith!
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Sam bows to Herb "What can I say, some men paint, others sing, my art is trolling." he looks to Carol "You doing okay?"
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
done w ur shit
Cafe Sonata
Pi: You are very shy, aren't you?
- The Solosis nods -
Pi: Don't want to talk, eh? Very well. Can I ask you a favor, though?
- The Solosis nods -
Pi: Can you translate all Monese around me into my head in realtime?
- The Solosis nods -
Pi: Thanks! I think I'll call you γλῶσσαnote .
J-Con
Carol: -tries to calm down and fails- Sam wins. Sam wins everything. Clearly you are the master of trolls! Teach me your ways!
Babe: Yous is all stupid.
Fangirl 1: You're just so awesomely amazing!! Why are you so surprised?
Fangirl A: -swoons-
Fanboy: -drools-
edited 13th Apr '13 5:24:10 PM by QuarterDollar
J-Con
Sarah: ...Hold on a sec.
-She runs out of the building...-
Morendo Household
Sarah: Left something here the other day.
-Grabs her electric violin...-
J-Con
-...And returns, plugging it into the console-
Sarah: Does that trick work two-player?
The Wanderer
-Feels kinda bad-
Fine...
-Signs the miscellaneous items-
Maggie told you this?
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
U-um...right. I just need to, um, powder my nose, and whatnot.
-runs off-
Castelia City
Jacob: -Laughs harshly- "What I told Sakura yesterday was not even the beginning of it. I have two years of time to cover, and I owe it to Lity to make sure I remember every single moment."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."