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Lily: <But, your master...>

Treasure Town

-Every is slithering back and forth in front of Fade, Gyru, and Toxicroak-

<You know something, you three? Since you joined my, I don't think there has been a single moment in my life where you weren't causing me trouble.>

Toxicroak: <Well—>

Every: -Glare- <Don't answer that, it's rhetorical. Now...>

-he snaps his head around to Fade- <You've been on my team the longest, so let's have a little talk. A few days after I caught you, you decided it would be funny to bring some kid from Floaroma over to the hotel we were staying at and lock him in the closet. I nearly got arrested.>

Fade: -snicker-

Every: <I should have seen the signs then, and released you on the spot. But no, I thought if you spent enough time around Diesel or Breeze, maybe they'd rub off on you, and you'd be a bit nicer.>

Diesel: <Guess we were wrong.>

Fade: -shrug-

edited 21st Jul '12 12:00:12 PM by memyselfandI2

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Here, I'll just lend you some of our budget. You know, the budget that wasn't used for half of the fight? ...Anyway, I need to go have a talk with some of Jeff's staff about some plot holes... such as the fact that Myra hadn't recharged that shard yet. But it looks like that can't be fixed now. At least they didn't turn anymon into a Mary Sue or anythi- ...Spectrum never reacted to the confusion, did she? *sigh*

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-Every then turns to Toxicroak- <You....I thought I could control you. I figured if Breeze was around, you wouldn't be able to do anything too horrible. But then you somehow escape the box, sneak into this universe, and try to....do whatever you did.>

Salamence: <Trust me, it was bad~>

Every: <I'll take your word for it, I suppose.>

Toxicroak: <I regret nothing.>

Every: <Yeah, that's part of the problem.>

Every's pissed.

Muddy: What do you think he's going to do to them?

Helios: Cover them in honey and leave them next to an Ursaring cave?

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Breeze: <Ooh, that would be funny~>

-Every then turns to Gyru-

<And you.....you know what, I don't even know. You just creep me the hell out. And are apparently evil.>

-Every slithers back, then faces all three of the mons-

<Since you joined my team, I have given you nothing but second chances, and you have blown every one of them. What happened today...it's the last straw.>

Lake: <Uh-oh...I think Every's had it with these guys.>

As Stratus gives Lake a worried look, Luke staggers to his feet, clutching his jaw in pain.

Luke: <Argh...I think I lost some of my teeth to that Bronzong...>

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Every: <So, guess what? As of today, none of you are my mons anymore. I'm doing what I should have done a year ago and releasing you three.>

Fade: <...Meh.>

Gyru: <I don't care.>

Toxicroak: <You're only turning us loose on the world.>

Every: <Actually, I intend to make sure you're all locked up.>

Toxicroak: <No jail would take in Pokemon. That's just ridiculous.>

Every: <No human jail, sure....but I'm sure there's one here that would oblige.>

Toxicroak: <.....NO!>

-Toxicroak's rage is sufficient to break the Cursed Body, and Toxicroak lunges at Every, fully intending to impale him-

-and is then blocked once again by Diesel's blade-

Toxicroak: <I suggest you step aside, insect. You still won't be able to defeat me.>

Diesel: <We'll see.>

-Diesel then proceeds to exploit the very real advantage that blades have over claws-

Toxicroak: -lets out a screech of pain and recoils, clutching his stump- <How DARE YOU!>

Diesel: <It was simple enough...now unless you want me to make you nice and symmetrical, you'll sit back down.>

Toxicroak: -does so-

Lake: o_O

Stratus: O_O

Luke: ._.

...Holy Muk.

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Spectrum: (To Goggles) <I hope you've been all right... I was wondering if you'd decided on coming to the future with us yet... Sorry if I seem a bit too serious, but I'm kind of not allowed to speak with anything other than red for two more days, including today. Trial by Bonemerang. Not the most fun results. On the plus side, I did learn that I might be related to somemon named Chroma.>

She then notices Diesel cutting off Toxicroak's hand.

Spectrum: <...Wow...>

Don't worry Luke, your teeth will grow back pretty quickly.

-Watches Diesel do cho mai on Toxicroak-

o_O Damn, I didn't think he had it in him.

Muddy: o_O

Helios: o_O

edited 21st Jul '12 12:22:37 PM by rmctagg09

Lily is most likely scarred for life.

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Diesel: <Now, are we done?>

Toxicroak: <Yep.>

Fade: <Yes.>

Gyru: <...Yes.>

Diesel: <Thank you. Breeze, care to help?>

Breeze: <Yay!> -picks up Fade, Gyru, and Toxicroak with Psychic and floats off to Treasure Town, juggling the three- <Wheeee~>

Luke: <I feel as if Toxicroak may not be so lucky in that department.>

Lake: <I would say that might have gone a bit far, but it was in self-defence...>

Stratus: <...I think I lost my appetite.>

Lake + Luke: O_O

Goggles: <Ooh, really?>

- Noticing Diesel and Toxicroak -

Goggles: <... Whoa.>

Chase: <Yikes.>

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-Every's mons begin returning to the town-

Diesel: -passing by Stratus- <Oh, sorry about that.>

Lily picks up the severed hand.

Lily: <Flop, flop, flo- HURGABLURGA!>

A yellow, sickly gooprockets out of her flower.

Stratus: <No, it's not your fault, I shouldn't have looked...> >_>

Luke: <Well...I'm actually not surprised that this happened.>

Lake: <Oh?>

Luke nods.

Luke: <I'm actually more astonished that Every kept those three for this long. If you ask me, if your Pokémon is going to be a sociopath towards you, then you should think long and hard about if they're worth putting up with or not.>

Stratus: <Huh...makes sense.>

Lake frowns.

Lake: <Well, going by that logic, why is Crowley still on your team?>

Luke: <...Er...>

Luke frowns back, unsure what to say, before realizing something.

<Oh Muk. He's back at the PEFE right now. ALONE.>

Lake: <...That kinda' proves my point.>

edited 21st Jul '12 12:31:54 PM by Luke924

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Diesel: <...Perhaps you should check on him.>

Luke: <I would, but I'm really not sure how to get back to the PEFE right now. Our PEFE, I mean.

...That, and I don't really want to stop being a 'Gator just yet. It's fun.>

Lake: <Heh. Of course it is!>

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Diesel: <...Okay then?>

-meanwhile, Every and Breeze are turning over Toxicroak, Fade, and Gyru to the Guild...or somemon else with authority-

Muddy: Someone get rid of that hand, it's not even good for eating.

Anyway, I think we're done here. Helios, get us back to Angela.

Helios: -Is a little distracted eating the last of the honey-

...Never mind.

-To Luke-

Well, he can't cause too much trouble with everyone else around.

Muddy: Yeah, it's not like the others would just up and leave.

PEFE HQ

-A bunch of my mons are preparing to do exactly that, in order to go to Angela and complain about the J-Team movie-

Vault 13, PMD-B

-The "winner" of that straw contest is currently preparing to make his way out of the Vault-

???: I won the contest. Joy, now I have to go explore a world overrun by monsters. They didn't even bother to give a Pokemon to defend myself with, what sense does that make!

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Salamence: (to Muddy) <Oh? I've got it~> -Flamethrowers the hand to ashes-

Diesel: -attempts to claim a bit of honey-

Luke: <Eh...that's kinda' a problem. Most of my mons are either here somewhere, like Lake and Stratus, or...>

He shrugs.

<...I don't know where they are. I haven't seen Comet, Woolly, Phyco, Treeo or Unite in months. So I have barely anymon there to keep him in check right now.>

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Breeze: <Well, then you should find them!> -floats over and pokes Luke- <...You look familiar~>