You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Hearthome Hotel
Yes, the brat is still crying. Serves him right.
Mezzo: Shhh. It's okay. We can get used to being boys.
Says the one who can barely tell the difference anyway.
Fortis: But... but... boys have cooties!
Oh, shut up.
This tearful family reunion is interrupted by an armored Dunsparce entering the room and okay, I don't think the writers are even trying to make sense anymore.
Mezzo: Huh?
Dunsparce: <Mezzo? What's going on?>
Do you always have to ask questions you know no one can answer?
Mezzo: Every, is that you?
Dunsparce: <Yeah. Who's the guy you're hugging?>
Mezzo: It's Fortis. We both got turned into boys somehow. And you're... that armored Dunsparce?
No, he's the queen of Sinnoh. Of course he's that armored Dunsparce!
Snowpoint City, docks
Crystallux: <Commencing biological repair process.>
The snowflake somehow manages to cast Cure on Pianis, fixing her legs. Don't ask me how.
Pianis: Err, thanks.
Of course, this is all she can bother to say.
DS' Villa
Forte: ...
I guess I can't blame her for that.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Wanderer
Route 227
-Looking around-
<This place looks like Red Mountain.>
Vanilluxe: <Oh, do those guys want to play?>
-Said guys are a bunch of assorted Ash Creatures-
<Oh darn it!>
-We prepare for a fight-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
0_.
-Gamer wakes back up.-
<Ow! That hurt!>
Porygon Z:-Is doing the backstroke towards Stark Mountain. <You know, we may as well help out Tagg while we're here.>
<Why wouldn't I help save the world? It's my hobby!
-Gamer steps forward, only to step on a mine. He is suddenly blasted forwards, landing on top of Tagg.>
<Ow. How many times am I gonna get hurt toda->
-Gamer looks down, and suddenly notices that he has been gender bent.
<.....I get the feeling that everyone is going through this today.>
edited 1st Apr '12 10:17:25 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Lake — <Oh Arceus, what are you planning?>
Blitz — <Well, the focus is currently on you, and you alone, no?>
Simon — <Maybe if we're lucky, Comet, Stratus, Woolly and Treeo will get forgotten too! Heck, Treeo nearly was already!>
Blitz pauses to kick Simon's metal helm.
<OUCH!>
Blitz — <Quiet.> To Lake. <So, if we somehow managed to get you out of the picture...>
Lake's eyes go wide, frightened at the implications of the last statement.
Lake — <Are you going to kill me?>
The Zebstrika responds with a snort and a roll of the eyes.
Blitz — <No, we're trying to gain sympathy here, and I doubt killing you would help with that.>
Simon — <Can't we beat him up just a bit though?>
Blitz launches another kick at the Excadrill, her hoof clanging loudly against his metallic armor.
<OW!>
Blitz — <That's going for your stomach next time.> To Lake, again. <No, we're not going to kill you. Instead...we're going to stick with you for the time being.> Smiles. <That way, we're guaranteed to get attention.>
Lake blinks, not sure that he likes what he hears.
Lake — <So, you guys are going to travel around with me?>
The Zebstrika nods, patting the Feraligatr on the head with a hoof.
Blitz — <I'm glad that you understand.>
Simon — <Hooray! We're going on vacation!>
Blitz steps off Lake, allowing him to sit back up with a sigh.
Lake — <What have I gotten myself into?>
edited 1st Apr '12 10:20:58 AM by Luke924
The Wanderer
Pica: -To me as she rolls GB!Gamer off me- <Who's this idiot anyway?>
-Staring-
<My f-friend.>
Pica: <What are you staring at?>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
0_.
-Gamer facepaws.-
<Great. First I fall into a plothole, get transported months into the future, and now I'm a girl having wacky hinjinks with my best friend. Can today get ANY worse?!>
-One of the Ash creatures walks up to Gamer, dressed as Johnny Bravo.
JB!Ash: "Hey, cutie. How's about you and I go out for a Oran Shake tonight?
-Gamer instantly shoots a Shock Wave at the Ash Creature, paralyzing it.-
<No. I refuse to get into any opposite gender shennanigans while I'm in this body. Tagg, let's crush these guys and just get those Tear-Tear-Whatever stuff.>
edited 1st Apr '12 10:32:38 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
So, not only could Lake still not figure out how to get to the Orange Islands, and hopefully Tempest, but now he had to deal with a Spotlight-Stealing Squad as well.
Still, no reason why he couldn't make the best of things, right?
Simon — <Hey, have you got a Laptop in that bag of yours? I want to play Minecraft.>
Okay, maybe not.
Lake — <Sorry, but no.>
Lewis — <Why would you want to play Minecraft at the beach?>
Simon — <Well I can hardly go for a swim now, can I? Unless I built a boat...Are there any trees around here? I need some wood.>
Blitz — <Oh no, he's going to start punching trees again, isn't he?>
Simon — <What? Don't be daft. I'm going to make an axe first.>
Blitz lets out a long sigh as Lewis rolls his eyes. Lake, however, just looks on, confused.
Lake — <Is he like this a lot?>
Blitz — <Always.>
Lake — <Yow.>
The Wanderer
<Right! Surf's up!>
-Uses a Surf to wash away a multitude of assorted Ash Creatures-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Now
Jeff gets the feeling he missed a Doctor Who bit of shenanigans, but his writer must now go for a haircut. What? It's April Fool's, the Fourth Wall really doesn't matter much right now. What do you mean I'm fired?
0_.
Ash Creature # 5: You got a real bounce to your che- -BOOOM!-
AC #5 is sent blasting off again by a Thunder attack from Gamer.
<No flirting, no dates, and NO JOKES. Just get this over with, get everyone fixed, and, for the love of Arceus, no one else flirt with me, or they'll get a Thunder to the face!>
-Gamer proceeds to use Agility, and follow up with his her Volt Tackle.
<Since when did I know THAT move?>
edited 1st Apr '12 10:49:09 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Hearthome Streets
Oh, look. It's the runt's boring brother, out for a walk. Why are we even visiting this scene again?
Shiny Glaceon: <It's no use! Take this!>
Oh yes, that's why.
The Glaceon telekinetically grabs Shadow somehow and hurls him into a wall.
Shadow: <Ow. What...?>
Shiny Glaceon: <It's no use! Take this!>
And it happens again.
Shiny Glaceon: <It's no use!>
And again and again...
Hearthome Hotel
Mezzo: So how are we supposed to fix all this?
How about by not asking so many useless questions?
Every: <How should I know?>
Really? Another one?
Snowpoint City, docks
Apparently Pianis doesn't learn from her mistakes, because here she is, inspecting the corpse again. She's paying particular attention to his footwear, which is marked with a tag that says "Boots of Blinding Speed".
Pianis: I doubt he'll need those anymore.
She slips the shoes off, because apparently she has no respect for the dead.
DS' Villa
Yes, Forte is still unconscious. Why are you even asking me about this?
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Wanderer
<Apparently since now, but we don't have anymore time to play.>
Forecaster: -Uses Blizzard to freeze some Ash Creatures solid- <Then let's get rid of them!>
<Muddy, I consider this a perfect training opportunity.>
Muddy: <You don't say?>
-Uses Surf as I use Whirlpool to send the remaining Ash Creatures into a lava flow-
<And that's the end of that.>
Tropius: <I think it's a bit too hot in there for me.>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
- Fluffy, cute Eevee!DS is still laying on Wolf's lap, she wonders if she should send one of her Pokemon after Tagg, or just stay there and relax. Of course, just staying there and relaxing is a lot more tempting when you have someone scratching you behind the ears. I wish I had big, floppy ears like the fluffy ones... -
The Wanderer
Within StarkRed Mountain
<Okay, I know Tears happen to be inside here.>
Nudi: <Remember when we fought those Rockets inside here? And those three Heatran?>
<Yeah, over there might be a good place to check.>
-Starts looking for the hole in the cavern wall (Since Jane and the Regis kind of demolished the secret entrance)-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Hearthome Streets
After being kicked around for roughly a dozen times, Shadow decides to take initiative.
Shadow: <Chaos...Control!>
The gem in his forehead somehow manages to freeze time for no reason other than to make another reference.
He then roundhouse kicks the shiny Glaceon in the head because really, he deserved it.
Snowpoint City, docks
Pianis then slips the boots on because she has no clue what she's doing.
Pianis: Huh? Why can't I see anything?
She then takes a few steps and dashes straight into a tree. But she can run real fast now, so it's all fine.
Pianis: Ow! How am I supposed to navigate anything when I can't see?
Gee, maybe you should've asked yourself that before you put those boots on.
Within Stark Red Mountain
Sunny: <Hey! Listen! It looks like there are plenty of lava pits here, so watch your step!>
How did you even get here, runt?
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
adopting kitteh
Whitestone Town, beach
A young Trainer puts his sportshoes and non-hammerspace backpack on and walks outside his house. A Machoke and a Nidorino are following him. The group first walks the street down to the beach; enar the end of the street they reach a small store and the boy walks inside; the Nidorino simply sits outside, while the Machoke hesitantly walks in.
Idrano: "Well, I guess I should be buying some things for the trip... Bartemo, be careful with that stuff, OK?"
The Machoke leaves the orange he was examining, looks around innocently and decides to follow his Trainer. Meanwhile outside the Nidorino contents himself with walking to the other side of the street and noming some grass.
The boy checks the different brands of bottled water and then checks his wallet.
Idrano: "...Why me...? >.<"
Bartemo♂ -leans in to look: <...I sometimes wonder how you earned me.>
Idrano -turns around: "Oh, Bartemo... do you want me to buy you something?"
The Machoke shakes his head, makes another negative gestures and spits out a "not really", trying to not be a burden on his trainer.
After settling for the second cheapest brand of water, Idrano and his mons leave the store and the area then head to the beach. The Nidorino by his side is chewing some grass.
Idrano: "Well..." stares at the sea, "We should decide where to go. Olivine or Goldenrod?"
Bartemo points to Olivine.
Aamu points to Goldenrod.
...
Bartemo turns to Aamu and glares.
Aamu turns to Bartemo and glares.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
- After fixing the windmill, the Wartortle and the Kirlia continued their journey towards the gingerbread house where they had to help an old witch whose eyes had been stolen by- -
- Goggles, your story doesn't make any sense. -
- ... It isn't? -
- Anyways, Eevee!DS is still relaxing, as far as I know. I haven't been paying attention. -
The Wanderer
<...Never would've thunk it.>
-The area that used to be covered by the Rocket base now has what appears to be Dwemer cities-
Nudi: <It looks like something from The Ancient Inscriptions.>
-The faint sound of organ playing can be heard-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
0_.
-After having had to electrocute a Zubat or two who made some passes at her, Gamer arrives with Tagg in the Former Dwarf city.
<Is this something one of those ancient Metagross built or something? Why would the Tears be here?>
-Walking forward a bit more, Gamer stumbles, being unused to a new center of gravity, and falls onto a pressure plate. The sound of the cloister bell sounds throughout the cavern.
<Gaaaah! If we don't get back to normal by the end of today, they'll be hell to pay!>
The trap is setting up a reference for later. Nothing has happened yet, and the characters don't have to worry about it until later.
edited 1st Apr '12 12:27:44 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Meet The New Boss
Stark Mountian
- A Sarlacc appears and trues to eat Gamer-
Osaka!Yomi: -slaps the Sarlacc- Herbert! No eating people!
Sarlacc!Herbert: Awww... -puts Gamer down-
Contact Me!
0_.
<0_0>
<Let's.....Let's just look for the Tears.>
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Meet The New Boss
Near DS
Arbiter!Gravemind: Hmm... what do we do?
Pearl!DOOM: OOH, AN EEVEE! -picks up DS-
Galadriel!Eowyn: Careful!
Arbiter!Gravemind: Perfect! We use it as bait to lure whoever did this to us!
Shiki!Rhyme: I don't think that will work...
Arbiter!Gravemind: Why don't you use that cat plushie of yours?
Shiki!Rhyme: I don't know why, but NO!
edited 1st Apr '12 12:47:13 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Dragon King
Viridian City
Usa paused mid digging and looked up. Nino huffed, the mud stained Nidorino glancing up to his partner in question. He motioned for Nino to give him a boost. Being careful of the poison pins Usa stood on Nino's shoulders and peeked his head out head out of his rabbit hole. He was at the edge of Viridian city by an old man, muttering something about coffee.
Usa reached into his pants pocket and pulled out a pocket watch.
"Ah! I'm late! Nino we're late for our date." The Nidorino understood the importance of the meeting so he pushed his master through the rabbit hole and the bunny-eared boy stood out in the fresh air wearing a white hoodie, tucking his pocket watch. Nino climbed out of the hole and used his back legs to fill it appropriately. Nino grunted.
Nino: (Thish ish shomthing you should do wish hashte.)
Both looked to each other and sucked a tsk on their bucked teeth. The cotton-tailed bunny boy headed off toward the pokemart to pick up his package.
Mt. Moon
Rex let out a hiss as she seemed to fluff up in rage.
"This isn't funny!" She said, clutching her hand between her legs, pushing down the dress. "Why do I have to wear it!? Why don't you two wear it instead?!"
She was garbed in a simple blue dress with a proper white apron settled over it, a blonde wig over her hood. Zap shook his head and brushed his paw over his face. Aside from the fact she was the only one that could fit in it?
Zap: (Ojisan outside said since he was out of Magikarp, this special spell would bring us a to a great treasure. Plus,) He pointed to Charybdis. (Chary can't fit in the dress nor can she dance.)
"This is the last time, this is friggin' stupid!!" She shook her fist, cheeks heated up as she began to do the Clefairy Dance again. Zap settled his paw over his snout and snort-giggled. A look of sheer rage-embarrassment came over Rex as she raged exploded and ripped off the dress, her normal gear underneath.
"This is bullcrap!" She roared, her tail bashing against the stony ground. Her rumblings caused the cave to shake and rumble. Suddenly from the cave wall fell a man dressed in a jester outfit.
Rex and Zap froze a bit in a stunned expression. The jester jumped to his feet, bells ringing as he did. He gave a bow.
Jester: I am the King of Fools, Jester! Master of Secrets. And I have everything you have been searching for~"
His words made Rex's eyes light up.
"Catch him!!" She ordered and dropped down to all fours. Zap blinked and stretched his arms. This was gunna be quite a chase. Jester laughed and in the blink of an eye transformed into a Zubat, fluttering deeper into Mount Moon.
edited 1st Apr '12 2:22:38 PM by OuRex
I know chu think I'm easy, but chu wanna try that again?
<Whoa!>
- Eevee!DS looks up at the transformed Pokemon, unsure who they are, apart from being someone she probably knows -
<Guys! It's me, DS!>
What do you need the tears for, anyways?
-Gamer is bonked on the head by a small rock falling from the sky, and is knocked out. Upon closer examination, the item is a a Moon Tear.
-Gamer suddenly shifts into his Raichu form.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"