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Faith's House, Yesterday

On the rooftop, a Honchkrow♀ and a Fearow♂ are happily cooing and noming some fruits and herbs. They've been there for a while, at least since last night, enjoying each other's company and wing coverage.

Harriet: <Coo~♥> — nuzzles.

Copahue: <Coo~♥> — nuzzles back.

????: <Coo~! :3>

The two adult bird blink and look nearby to see a little Starly♀ flying towards them. The male bird sighs and moves aside, away from his mate, just enough to give Shahinne some room to land among them.

Shahinne -looks at the food: <Mom! Dad! :< >

Harriet: <S-shahinne... you're here!>

Copahue: < >.< >

The two birds sigh at their charge. Oh well, one kind of happiness for the other. Shahinne starts pecking a piece of an apple to nom some seeds.

edited 1st Apr '12 8:24:57 AM by SilentReverence

I'm sorry, what? You wanted more? Greedy, aren't you? Fine. Here's what happens next.

Hearthome Hotel

Fortis: Waaaah!

The brat starts crying on Mezzo's shoulder. Mezzo tries to comfort him, but for the most part it's a complete failure.

Mezzo: Hey, it's okay. We can get you new dresses and stuff and birdies to hug! Wouldn't that be great?

No.

Fortis: But... but... I wanna be a girl again...

Oh, cry me a river.

Mezzo: There, there. Don't worry. We can find a way to change you back.

Sure you can.

Snowpoint City, docks

Deciding that robbing dead people is the most logical course of action, Pianis finds a few sheets of paper on the corpse.

Pianis: "Scroll of Icarian Flight"... Wonder if I can use this for something.

Ladies and gentlemons, we have a Darwin Award winner on our hands.

DS' Villa

As expected, the whiny boy girl has started whining again.

Forte: Hey! Why us? Does Groudon only like girls or something?

As if.

Meanwhile, a particular runt wakes up to find he has a pair of transparent wings protruding from his back.

Sunny: <Hey! Listen!>

He flies around, being an annoying exposition fairy.

Viridian City

...Let's just not even go there, shall we?

- Eevee!DS looks around, unsure what to do in her Eevee form -

DS? Is that you?

Katie: -starts to wake up-

Steven: -is unaffected by April Fool's Day-

- DS nods -

<Yeah, it's me.>

-picks her up, and puts her in my lap-

<So, you got turned into a girl again, huh?>

Yeah. Seems to be a recurring thing.

Katie: -wakes up- Morning...what's going on?

Resort Area

Asuka!Rarity: -runs past DS and Wolf with a giant sammich-

- Maybe I should've kept DS human... but Eevee!DS is just soo cute! Bow down to her superior cuteness!Hmm... Maybe I should fill the house with sand or something too? Or install a chocolate river somewhere? -

<At least I didn't turn invisible this time. Not being able to see myself was really weird.>

Snowpoint City, docks

In an astounding act of personal stupidity, Pianis reads one of the scrolls aloud. Aside from his body glowing blue for a moment, it seems to do nothing.

Pianis: Well, I don't feel like I can fly.

Wow, what a surprise.

Yukikaze: <Maybe you should try jumping.>

Pianis takes the ice cream cone's terrible advice and does a short hop. And by "short" I mean "sends him into the stratosphere".

DS' Villa

Forte pets the Eevee, completely unaware that she is basically touching Wolf's girlfriend in full view of him her. But did you really expect Forte to have any kind of awareness?

Forte: This is so weird...

Hearthome City: Rex's Hotel Room

Rex: Hmm...seems like something strange is happening today.

-Taking a moment to think things over, Rex comes to a conclusion.-

Rex: ...Better not get involved. *goes back to interviewing Muramasa, having a bit of trouble getting information out of her with her one word responses*

Snowpoint City

Riolu!Kim: <...Pianis? Why are you wearing a dress...and...> *blinks at the sight of his her larger...chest area* <What th-> *something drops nearby* <Eeep!> *leaps backwards and hides behind Eclair*

Eclair: *growls at the dropped object/person intimdatingly, but makes no other motions*

-Suddenly, Pianis leaps into the air! Kim and Co. stare in shock and disbelief, unsure what to make of this weirdness. Meanwhile, a certain Leafeon is still in trouble.-

Snowman!Blossom: <Won't someone please let me out of here?>

edited 1st Apr '12 8:49:56 AM by Hobgoblin

Yeah, that was strange.

Katie: -still half asleep- Wolf? Where did you get an Eevee? And why is Mezzo petting it?

- Eevee!DS seems to like being petted, but then again, who doesn't? Gotta feel sorry for Sharpedos, I mean, even if they don't bite your hand off, you still probably wouldn't pet them. Ooh, unless it's one of those Dream World varieties with Speed Boost! -

Resort Area

Asuka!Rarity: -delvers the sammich to Lelouch!Gino- Here you are!

Lelouch!Gino: Thanks, nyan! -starts nomming it-

Asuka!Rarity: -snaps out of her trance- Wait... Aaaack! I'm covered in condiments! What are you, STUPID? -bitchslaps Lelouch!Gino-

Tahu!Mata Nui: -is sparring with Afriton!Pandinus- Hah! I've got better fire powers, AND I essentially know Protect!

Afriton!Pandinus: Oh please. I can wipe the floor with you any day!

Satchel!Bucky: I'm ugly... ;_;

Ivy!Hilde: Why are there giant THINGS on my chest?

Gourry!Lina: Shouldn't we find who did this?

Medea!Styx: Right. Everyone, fan out!

-everyone does so-

Feel free to notice any one of them

edited 1st Apr '12 9:01:21 AM by Umbramatic

Okay, this is getting even more annoying than being in the mountains. I'm out. Who cares if the brat doesn't have a Narrator?

...

This is awkward.

Uh, hi, I'm the setting guy for Narrator... There doesn't seem to be any Narrators around right now, so...

THESE POSTS ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

THEY WILL RETURN WHEN THE ISSUES HAVE BEEN SOLVED.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

DS' villa

- HotStuff walks over. I bet if I adjust the camera at just the right angle, I would be able to see right up her nose. -

HotStuff: <Has anyone seen Goggles? We can't seem to find-> (looks around) <... What is going on in here?>

Let's go check on DS' house in Twinleaf, yay!

- Velvet walks over to Artemis who is still being a lazy kitty and just laying on the couch -

Velvet: <Artemis, have you seen Swindle? We can't seem to find her anywhere.>

Artemis: <Haven't seen her.>

- Because she's lazy! Who's a lazy kitty? Who is? You is! -

-in explanation to Katie and HotStuff- It's April 1 again.

Katie: o_O

-notices Umbra's various "mons", but decides that this is just par for the course, today-

Somewhere on the Goldenrod Coast...

Though he hadn't been so happy to just leave Tracer and his Pokémon like that - he had been enjoying himself with them, after all - Lake couldn't pass up this lead, especially if it meant finally finding his family.

However, after crossing a fair amount of ground to reach the Johto coast, Lake found himself stuck.

Just how was he going to actually get to the Orange Islands?

He wasn't with Stratus, so he couldn't ask him to fly him there. Guardé was back at Luke's house, so he couldn't teleport either. He couldn't take a boat or a plane, because not every human was as keen to be around Feraligatr as his trainer was. That, and he didn't have any money to pay for a ticket.

Not only that, but he doubted he would be able to make it there under his own power. Sure, he could swim, but he couldn't cross an ocean. Not only did he lack the energy it would require, but the ocean was far more dangerous than any river or lake. As well as being home to such dangerous Pokémon like Tentacruel and Sharpedo, but there was the danger of being sucked underwater and drowning in a current, or being caught in a storm and getting hopelessly lost.

Lake was beginning to wish he had thought this through a bit more.

With a sigh, the Feraligatr plops himself down on the beach, trying to think of something - anything - that could get him to the Orange Islands.

But that would have to wait, as he suddenly felt something plant what felt like a hoof on his back.

Lake — <What? Who's there->

Turning around, he comes face to face with a a rather...familiar Pokémon.

Blitz the Zebstrika♀ — <Hello...>

Lake — <...Eep.>

edited 1st Apr '12 1:27:28 PM by Luke924

HotStuff: <Oh, I see... I think...>

- Hey, Swindle? Could you make me a sandwich? All this narrating is making me hungry! -

- ... Can't I just steal one? -

Snowpoint City, docks

Pianis the idiot falls back down, and dies instantly upon impact with the ground.

No, that will never do. I'm not nice enough to just off her like that. So she lives, but breaks both legs when she hits the ground.

Pianis: OW!

Oh, don't "ow" me. You brought that upon yourself.

DS' Villa

Forte: Um... hi, Katie.

Of course she can't actually say anything meaningful. But then again, this is the queen of whining we're talking about here.

edited 1st Apr '12 9:18:06 AM by Mezzopiano

Snowpoint City

Riolu!Kim: <...EEEP!> *goes over to Pianis* <Your legs! Don't move; I'll, umm... ... ... Crap, I don't have anyway to move you safely!>

Resort Area

Joker!Terry: -appears behind Hot Stuff- Have you seen a criminal capable of transforming people anywhere?

Muddy: -Has me on top of his head- <And I'm going to teach you to fish, and how to properly attract a mate.>

<....I kind of already have one of those Muddy, in case you forgot.>

-Notices Umbra's "mons"-

<What the hell? Ivy? Tahu? Asuka? The friggin Joker? It's like the glitch areas all over again!>

edited 1st Apr '12 9:24:47 AM by rmctagg09

-I am currently riding around on Aurora, still being tiny-

Well, at least I'm only tiny and not miniscule.

Zero:<Hey, I wonder why you got weird stuff, but none of us did.>

???:<Oh no, he isn't alone.>

-Crescent walks into the room, with bright pink fur—

Crescent:<Why am I PINK!?>

-we snicker a bit-

Crescent:<It's not funny!>