ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Jeff is on his computer in his base, trying to write a personal narrative-

edited 27th Jan '12 7:54:20 AM by Sixthhokage1

- Gilgamesh is digging up dirt to eat in a Lilycove garden, when a warp in the fourth wall appears and transforms him into a certain gold-armored villain -

Gilgamesh:... Why do I suddenly feel superior to all other beings in the universe? Feels good!

- He walks off to cause some mayhem -

edited 27th Jan '12 8:34:34 AM by Umbramatic

-Jeff gives up on the paper and goes out for a walk-

- Abel and Jadis are drinking Mountain Dewott and Croagunk Cola, respectively, outside a convenience store. -

Abel: So yeah, and then this Zoroark just...

-he notices the gold armored figure approaching-

...Is the Renaissance Fair in town or something?

Human!Gilgamesh: Hey Mom! Hey Dad!

Jadis: Sw-sweetie! What happened to you!

Human!Gilgamesh: I don't know. I was just eating some dirt, when all of the sudden some pretty lights appeared and I turned into a human!

Abel: Please tell me I'm dreaming...

Human!Gilgamesh: And now I'm getting the urge to be a massive jerk to everybody!

- He grabs Abel's soda and chugs it-

Abel: Hey!

Human!Gilgamesh: I warned you...

Jadis: We've got to find a way to get you back to normal, honey!

Human!Gilgamesh: Aww, but I like being a big boy!

Abel: In time, buddy. Now we just have to make sure you're a Larvitar again...

- The three walk off, but not before Human!Gilgamesh grabs and chugs Jadis' soda. -

-Jeff returns to the base to find Marshtomp on his computer-

"Marshtomp, what are you doing?"

Marshtomp:«I was talking to Umbra and one of his 'mons.»

"Get off now"

Marshtomp:«Fine.»

-Happens to be walking around town, still in kind of a foul mood-

Nudi: <Those guys are dead once Tagg finds them.>

- Susano is playing Solatorobo on a 3DS when he sees Abel, Jadis and Human!Gilgamesh -

Susano: Hey guys... Wow, that's a really good cosplayer you have there!

Abel: It's not a cosplayer... Something happened to our kid!

Human!Gilgamesh: Hi, Uncle Susano!

Susano: WHAT?

Jadis: Please help us, Susano... he says he's getting urges to be evil...

Human!Gilgamesh: Aww, Mom, when I said I wanted to steal that little girl's heart I didn't mean it literally! At least, I hope not...

Abel: It's rather disturbing either way, son....

Susano: So, what caused this?

Jadis: He said something about pretty lights...

Susano: Hmm... I got nothing.

Human!Gilgamesh: I also heard a familiar voice... Sounded like that Every human.

Susano: Let's find him, then!

- They all run off-

Lilycove Pokécenter

Ichtacya wakes up from her sleep, notices Wolf's Vaporeon sleeping by. Grimacing at Aqua's situation, Ichtacya decides to grab Vaporeon's paw and entire foreleg and cling to them for dear life, then she returns to her slumber.

Ichtacya's Dream

   Pianis's Froslass   : <That will make you no good, I'm Ghost-type so you can't- hey!>

The giant Ichtacya, sitting on the Froslass, decides to rub her butt on the Pokémon and use her to mop the ground.    :3   

Back to Reality

Ichtacya: <*purr*>

Checkup Area

Maekrite also wakes up, after having been brought to the Pokécenter by a mysterious third party. The Nidorino bites his IVs and wires away, then sits to look around.

Maekrite: <...What happened?>

Vaporeon: -feels Ichtacya snuggling close, and purrs-

Ichtacya: <...rawrwoof...> — snuggles while asleep.

Silent arrives to the Pokécenter from... somewhere. A certain Ekans unnamed as of yet follows intently, and looks around everywhere looking for something to wrap.

- Is sort of just wandering around somewhere, getting the feeling that I've missed something -

Silent is mostly waiting for things to happen or to just fall asleep for the afternoon.

-goes back to the safari zone to catch pokemon because she failed to catch something last time-

-I am in a cafe, reading a story about a winged Ponyta being baked into cupcakes-

Aurora:<What's that?>

Some gory Ponyta story I was sent.

Crescent:<...What.>

-It has now started raining-

Darn it, rain.

Forecaster: -Turns into Rainy Form- <Yay, rain!>

Artemia: -Is inside my hood for the day-

-The iPhokex starts playing this out of nowhere-

Route 116

(49 had beaten every trainer on the routes between Route 116 and Rustboro City, and just returned from healing his pokemon)

49: Wow, there are a lot of people here who want to battle me. (Checks his Poke Nav) OK, my next destination should be at Verndandurf Town. (Sees Rusturf Tunnel) We need to get through this tunnel to get to Verndanurf Town and then... (Sees an old man crying outside of Rusturf Tunnel) Hmmm... I wonder why that guy is so sad? (Goes over to the old man) Umm... sir, are you OK?

Old Man: Sorry, I'm just so sad because my darling Peeko is trapped in that dark cave... she's been gone for hours and I'm worried.

49: You try getting in the cave.

Old Man: It's too dark and I'm too old. A pokemon could come and attack me and I could have a heart attack.

49: Don't worry. I'll help you.

Old Man: Thank you, young man... you know this has been the second time my Peeko be in that tunnel... first time involved this guy with a blue bandanna and... I'll tell you the story, later. Just try to get my Peeko without any trouble.

49: OK. (Walks into Rusturf Tunnel)

edited 27th Jan '12 1:42:26 PM by Troper49

Contest time

-We both end up getting tired-

Gardeviour: <Little child... We seem to be evenly matched in stamina...> -Too tired to move-

Me: <Not quite.> -Stumbles over and punches the Gardeviour-

Gardeviour: -Falls over, falls asleep-

Inn

-Mezzo's Xtransceiver rings-

-Mezzo gets halfway out of bed and picks it up-

-yawn- Hello?

Yeah, hi Pianis. This had better be good...

...

...

...You're joking, right?

And you attacked it?

And then...what? This doesn't make any sense.

Okay, so are you hurt or anything?

Well, that's good. Where are you now?

Lilycove Laundromat

Pianis: Getting my clothes cleaned. I got totally soaked, and then I got soaked again. And I had just bought that scarf.

Inn

Okay, well at least you're all right. Bye.

-Mezzo hangs up, then turns on the TV-

Newscaster: And yesterday, a giant Vaporeon was seen terrorizing Lilycove City...

-Mezzo stares at the footage of Aqua-

Felis: <Like I've said before, you really shouldn't be surprised at this point.>

g2g 4 angry groceries, and should be able to be back in half an hour. Sleep was nice, included cat purring.

-All of Umbra's mons have gathered to discuss Gilgamesh's species-change problem. -

Lumos: Is Umbra here?

Mata Nui: He's taking more lessons with that Fool girl.

Lumos: Good. He probably shouldn't find out about this...

Human!Gilgamesh: Awww... I know I'd get a time-out, but I really want to do something    evil.   

Alduin: Ooh! Flip off a box of Skitty! That gets you TONS of evil points!

Styx: I have an idea, Gilgamesh!

Human!Gilgamesh: What is it, Aunt Styx?

- Styx whispers in his ear-

Human!Gilgamesh:...I like it.

Lumos: You two better not hurt anything...

edited 27th Jan '12 3:46:10 PM by Umbramatic

Lilycove.

Fool is occupied with teaching Umbra the more advanced stages of Monese.

AU, Twinleaf

Sol: Lets... Lets go to the Sky Pillar...

Somewhere in Lilycove

- Is wandering around in the rain, Odette seeming to like the weather -

(thinking) I wonder if this is natural rain, or if Charon is doing stuff again...

Odette: <DS, I enjoy the rain, but... shouldn't you use an umbrella, or wear a rain jacket or something?>

AU, Twinleaf Town

- Nods -

Okay...

Lilycove PC, Two Hours Ago

Maekrite wakes up and tries to escape the Pokémon treatment room, but is captured by a team of Ninja Chanseys and returned to his bed. Then an insane amount of Pokémorphine is applied to him.

Lilycove PC, Now

After sleeping on a couch for two hours, Silent wakes up and walks around the PC looking for anyone to talk to before fetching his mons.

- Styx, Xu, and Human!Gilgamesh are hiding at the contest hall. -

Styx: OK, here's the place. You got any casual clothes?

- Human Gil instinctively snaps his fingers and is instantly in black-and-white street clothes. -

Styx: ...How do you do that?

Xu: More importantly, how did I get roped into this?

Styx: I told you I'd get you those new pens.

Xu: Oh yeah!

Styx: Now, Gilgamesh, enter him in a Beginner-rank contest.

Human!Gilgamesh: Got it, Aunt Styx.

- He walks over to the stand-

Hello, I would like to enter my prize Archen.

- Xu strikes a pose. Meanwhile, Styx starts sneaking a very large box past the distracted attendants-

edited 27th Jan '12 4:11:56 PM by Umbramatic

-I am doing some shopping in the Department store before I leave the mainland-