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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#77676: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:32:38 AM

-Looks at Tracer in a distracted tone of voice-

The doctor said that he's probably going to lose that eye.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77677: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:34:33 AM

Can someone play the fake Gym Leader I'm about to fight?

-Walks into the Opeluclid Gym, with tranq gun hidden in trenchcoat, and nasal irritation in sinuses.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77679: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:37:19 AM

-Ignores the puzzles, and simply teleports right to "Isis" and "Drayden"'s platform.

edited 4th Aug '11 10:37:27 AM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77680: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:41:16 AM

"Iris:" Hello. Are you here to challenge us?

SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#77681: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:41:20 AM

-The Nidorinos stare at each other, mumbling stuff in a low tone, hard to hear, and then Vinollo steps forward-

Vinollo — <So you understand when Pokémon Speak. Like Silent, yes...> — circles around to the side of the road leading to the Colony — <But you'll need something else to merit if you want to be allowed to get to the Colony, let alone meet Silent.>

-turns to the others, who rearrange in a circle around the trio-

Vinollo — <I suggest you recall your Pokémon. The matriarchs won't let them get too deep into the forest if they are unguarded. I promise you won't meet harm, at least until we reach a safe place in the forest.>

-points horn to Luke's leg-

Vinollo — <That, or you can justify our time by trying to fight us.>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77682: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:43:27 AM

Cut the crap, you two. With the massive amounts of Obscura your bodies are giving off, you couldn't possibly be human. That, and the fact that your voices aren't coming anywhere near your lips, suggest something else. That you are.....two Zororaks disguised as the Opeluclid Gym Leaders, with two Chatot imitating their voices, perhaps?

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Luke924 Since: Nov, 2010
#77683: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:47:56 AM

-Looks awkwardly.-

Well, I can recall Cinder, but...I can't recall Lake. He's not technically mine.

Cinder: <WHAT?!>

Lake: <Yeah, um. Luke sort of released me.>

Cinder: <Why?!>

Lake: <He felt I didn't need training any more.>

Cinder: <Then why do you still follow him around?>

Lake: <...Because. He's my friend.>

Cinder: <...>

I assure you, though, that Lake won't try to hurt anymon. Cross my heart.

Pikaninja7 CEO Misaki from United Sanctuary Since: Dec, 2009
CEO Misaki
#77684: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:50:17 AM

Route 9, again

Tch...I guess I'll go on a journey to calm my nerves. Let's see...I'd rather not meet people and there's a bridge on my left and a city on my right. Hmmmm, so I'll cut through the center then.

Casval hopped over a fence, then proceeded through the seemingly insurpassable forest of trees.

There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77685: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:51:24 AM

"Iris": <We've been caught. What now? I doubt he'll let us go...>

"Drayden": <We make sure he doesn't leave.> -Sends out Druddigon-

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77686: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:52:56 AM

Let's see.... Dragon type, so the tequnique of choice would be......

PK STARSTORM!

-Large chunks of the ceiling are ripped out, and flung towards the Druddigon at the force of a falling meteor. In other words, the Phychic equivalent of Draco Meteor.

edited 4th Aug '11 10:53:50 AM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#77687: Aug 4th 2011 at 10:54:44 AM

-The Nidorinos stare at each other-

Random Nidorino — <You'd recall your only protection against us? Are you aware of what he is?> — points at Lake.

Vinollo — shakes head — <No point discussing it!> — to Luke — <Fine. Both Pokémon can stay, but we'll handle them our own way.>

-Vinollo steps back and raises a paw to the sky, as he flattens his ears as well-

-The Nidorino around them disappear amongst the bushes and a couple of seconds later, Cinder and Lake are rained over by Poison Stings and String Shots, dropping them on the ground and securing them.-

-Vinollo walks to Luke and holds his horn against his neck-

Vinollo — <You better not try anything.> — to the others — <Move them to Route 36! And bring up a Nidorina squad to clean our tracks before human guards with Growlithe come!>

-The Nidorinos and Weedles carry Lake and Cinder ahead, and Vinollo with other guard point Luke to walk onwards...-

-After a couple of moments a team of Weedle, Spinarak, Hoothoot and Rattata come to clean the road, and once they are done a random Nidorin@ couple goes to doze on the road-

Nidorina — <♪~> — yawns, brushes her émar's head.

Gone 4 lunch

edited 26th Oct '11 6:41:15 AM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77688: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:04:58 AM

-Druddigon faints-

-"Iris" sends out Hydregion, who blasts a hole in the floor beneath gamer-

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77689: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:07:15 AM

-Teleports to a safer part of the floor.

Now, let's try this! PK Freeze Ω!

-A huge amount of ice crystals materialize and fly at Hydregeon, like a toned-down version of Frozen World Glaciate.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77690: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:09:42 AM

-it misses because Hydregion isn't Actually there-

-Hydregion Appears behind Gamer and uses Hyper voice-

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77691: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:11:24 AM

-Gamer is blasted forward by the attack. As he goes flying, he manages to slug "Drayden" in the face.

How about this!

-He draws his tranq rifle, and shoots it at Hydregeon.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Luke924 Since: Nov, 2010
#77692: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:12:05 AM

Cinder: <Oh, well this is turning out really well!> -To Lake- <If we die in here I'm blaming YOU.>

Lake: -Sighs.- <I don't have the energy to argue with you right now, Cinder.>

Be careful with those horns! I'm not immune to poison! I hope we don't regret this...

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77693: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:15:38 AM

I really don't care if Joshua appears to be too Stuish. He trained for 5 YEARS, with no breaks, no leisure time, under one of the strongest human phychics ever (living in an as-of-yet umnentioned by Nintendo region) all to get himself to this level of power.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#77694: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:17:19 AM

What do you mean, they escaped?

Yin: <I don't know what happened, commander! One moment they were in the cell, the next they were gone!>

Felis: <Is it really that difficult to guard a cell? You're almost as useless as that girl from Undella Town.>

Shadow, order all patrols to be on the lookout for a girl with a Weavile. They are to be captured on sight.

-Beat-

...Shadow? Ugh, he's gone again?

Felis: <I'll send out the order, commander.>


-meanwhile, over at Sunny's cell-

Sunny: <What do you want from me, Shadow?>

Shadow: <...I want to give you a second chance. Come back to us.>

Sunny: <You know all too well why I can't do that.>

Shadow: <Open your eyes, Sunny! Wake up from your deluded dreams! Your precious resistance is dead, and they never had a hope!

This is the way things work now! You either serve, or you die!>

Sunny: <You're wrong. There is still hope.>

Shadow: <Why do you still cling to lost ideals, Sunny? Do you really care more about those than your trainer? More than your own brother?>

Sunny: <I never stopped caring about her! Or you!

Look at yourself, Shadow. Look at her. Can't you see what you've become? Can't you see that what you're doing is wrong?>

Shadow: <I know that what I do is wrong, Sunny, but there's no other way. Either you follow your orders, or you die. There is no escape.>

Sunny: <You're wrong. There is an escape.>

-Shadow shakes his head-

Shadow: <Then you are lost. You can just sit there and rot, then, while your dream dies around you.>

-Shadow walks away from the cell-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
DarkerShining from Norway Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#77695: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:21:49 AM

Whatever Gamer. Just don't try to take the plot into your own hands. Let it flow naturally.

My fanfic
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77696: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:21:57 AM

-Hydregion ignores the Tranq And uses Outrage.....Because it's Angry-

-Drayden Takes the punch then sends out Druddigon who uses Poison jab-

-Iris appears behind gamer uses Night Daze-

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#77697: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:24:49 AM

PK Paralusis Ω

-An electric shockwave, like a mass Thunder Wave, is emmited from Joshua's body, effecting all of the Pokemon in the room. Whether or not the Pokemon actually succumbs to Paralysis depends.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#77698: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:29:14 AM

Did any of my attacks hit?

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#77699: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:31:01 AM

-is hiding inside a building in black city-

Elgyem do you think they will see me?

Elgyem: <I don't know. All I know is we need to leave now.>

Well we need to get to rout 14. I am not in the mood to get attacked by pokemon and I am worried about Tagg, Jane, DS, Slouch and wolf.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley Since: Jan, 2011
Guess Who...?
#77700: Aug 4th 2011 at 11:32:48 AM

-At the house-

-My Pokemon are helping to load food into the washing machine-

<Nathan: "Are you sure that Tracer won't mind this?">

<Shaun: "I'll explain it to him when he gets back...">

<Vlad: "We didn't take that much food, did we?">

<Aloysius: "About half of the stuff in the fridge and cupboards...">

<Pascal: "Hey, man... It's for a good cause...">

<Guy: "... Who's going into that thing?">

-From inside the tunnel-

<Reed Snorkel: "The tunnel is bigger once you make it past the fiend's stomach. If you can get through it, you should be able to stand up.">

<Nadia: "Yeah, there's no way that I'm going to be able to fit through that...">

<Kyle: "Same here.">

<Aloysius: "That might have worked back when I was a Pignite... But not now...">

<Vlad: "I can make it!">

<Buster: "I think I can squeeze in, too.">

<Kit: "Same. And I could use the opportunity to gather lore...">

<Iron Marrow: "Oh this again... I see that even in this wretched timeline, your kind's idiocy remains constant...">

<Kit: "The tribe in your timeline doesn't access these tunnels, does it?">

<Iron Marrow: "Of course not!">

<Kit: "It shows.">

<Zoe: "I think can make it in there...">

<Mike: "Jodie and I will be coming.">

<Jodie: "Yes... I want to see the glorious destruction for myself...">

<Toothless: "...">

<Pascal: "Yeah, man... Wait for me.">

-Vlad, Buster, Kit, Zoe, Mike, and Pascal climb into the washing machine-

<Vlad: "See you all soon!">

-The six begin to progress down the tunnel along with Reed Snorkel-

edited 4th Aug '11 11:49:21 AM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

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