ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

I'm too lazy to go back and change it. I'll call it Liepard and Scolipede's forces from now on

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Okay.

- Chase is hopping around inside the train station, trying to wake up the various resistance members and get them to work -

Goggles: (yawns) <Morning, already?>

Chase: (nods) <Yes, leader. I am trying to wake up the others so that we->

Goggles: <Oh, give them a few more minutes.>

Chase: <But, we need to work effectively if we want to->

Goggles: <What if they're having a really great dream that they want a chance to finish first? Ooh, like flying through space on a flying sofa in search of the greatest sandwich in the universe?> (licks lips) <Mmm... That sounds nice.>

Chase: <... I suppose we can afford a few more minutes.>

Goggles: (nods) <That's more like it!>

edited 31st Jul '11 1:43:31 AM by DarkerShining

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-Michelle has an open area ready for ambush-

<Michelle>: <Hatbox! Flie to Nimbasa and tell the leader that the we, the Liberation Front of Pinwheel are on standby at the moment. We're waiting for one of their posse to show up, which shouldn't be to long now.>

Hatbox: Righty 'ho commander Michelle!

-Hatbox starts flying to Nimbasa. Ad libbing his own theme music along the way-

edited 31st Jul '11 1:54:08 AM by PippingFool

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-Vesuvius arrives at the station and knocks at the door-

edited 31st Jul '11 2:04:07 AM by Slouch

-Hatbox arrives at the abandoned Battle Subway, and starts Tapping on the door-

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Yamask 2: <Password?>

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Hatbox: Ooh Ooh! Hatbox knows this one! It's "How does one stuff 20 pink Donphans in a pickle jar!"

-Beat-

Hatbox: Hatbox's likes Trains

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Yamask 2: <...>

Yamask 1: <... What do we do?>

Yamask 2: <They do not seem like allies of Scolipede and Liepard.>

Yamask 1: <Well, ask them why they are here, then.>

Yamask 2: <Um... So, what brings you here?>

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Hatbox: Hatbox is the new messenger from the Liberation Front of Pinwheel in Pinwheel Forest (not to be confused with the Pinwheel Liberation Front, those guys suck)! Hatbox was chose by the leader herself to be the messenger, so Hatbox came to deliver a message to the leader here!

edited 31st Jul '11 2:18:31 AM by PippingFool

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Yamask 2: <Oh, very well. You may enter.>

- The two Yamask open the door -

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-Hatbox enters-

Hatbox: Horray! Hatbox got inside a warm, warm building!

-Hatbox looks over to the Yanmasks-

Hatbox: May Hatbox ask where Mr.Krookadile quarters are located?

edited 31st Jul '11 2:27:34 AM by PippingFool

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Remember, the members of DS' Unova team don't have their names in the AU.

Yamask 2: <You wish to see our leader? He is over there.> (points to Chase and Goggles, who are talking in the background)

Goggles: <Ooh, the supplies have arrived?> (clapping his hands) <Yay! Wonder what she sent us this time? How exciting!>

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Edited

-Hatbox looks over his shoulder-

Hatbox: Oh, there he is! Hatbox would like to thank the nice Yanmasks infront of Hatbox for letting him into a warm, warm building! So thank you, again!

-Hatbox flutters over to Krookadile and Unfezant-

Hatbox: Hello there! Hatbox is Hatbox and Hatbox is new the messenger from the Pinwheel Liberation Front, the resistance branch in Pinwheel Forest. Hatbox has a Message for a Mr. Krookadile from our awesome leader, Michelle the Simipour.

edited 31st Jul '11 2:33:51 AM by PippingFool

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Goggles: <Ooh! A message! How nice!>

Chase: <Ah, yes. So, what is the message?>

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Vesuvius: <Thinking> A password? They want me to give a password? Well, this complicates things...
I don't know what the password is, but I was only hoping to join the resistance. Also, have you seen a Forretress, a Marowak and a Dragonite anywhere?

Yamask 2: <Oh, so you would like to join us?>

Yamask 1: <I guess you may come in as well. Our leader is a little busy at the moment, but he should be finished soon. Come in.>

- The Yamask open the door for Vesuvius -

Yamask 2: <Oh, and we have not seen the Pokémon you mentioned. I'm sure if you tell either our leader, or that personal assistant of his, they could ask some of the others in the resistance to keep an eye out for them.>

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-Hatbox clears his throat-

Hatbox: -Imitating Michelle's voice- We would like to inform you that we have placed as many traps in Pinwheel Forest as possible and that were are now on Stand-by waiting for a lone patrol to pass by, which should be any minute now knowing them...

-Hatbox takes a deep breath-

Hatbox: We fear that our situation in Pinwheel is getting more dire by the day. More and more of their forces keep coming in waves and, worse then that, is that they are starting to avoid our traps and are becoming a little more Savvy about our surroundings. We've just got more news from an inside source that more recruits will be sent in this week, and that they will have superior training to the last lot. We do not think we can hold them up for much longer, and that assistance from your squadrens inside the Resistance HQ may be able to help us out.

-Another pause from Hatbox-

Hatbox: Get back to us soon, we need your help. From Michelle, leader of the Pinwheel Liberation Front.

(PS: The messenger is new and a little... strange, don't be surprised if he says or does something weird)

-Hatbox lets out an long breath of relief-

Hatbox: And that was the message sir!

edited 31st Jul '11 3:09:25 AM by PippingFool

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Goggles: (claps hands) <Ooh, good message!>

Chase: <I guess we should assign some of our members to help out in Pinwheel forest once they're all awake, then?>

Goggles: <Oh, yes. We should do that!>

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-Drake decides to begin getting ready for bed, Altair flies back to his perch and preens for a bit-

-A lone Druddigon messenger is flying towards the tower, a small peice of blue rock in the shape of a claw tied to one arm-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Vesuvius: Thank you.
<Thinking> They said they were going to be here! Where could they be?

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-Meanwhile, Wally, Numbskull and Marina are bumbling around somewhere in Unova-

Marina: I'm telling you, it was right here!

Wally: Admit it, we're lost... I knew we should've taken the map...

Marina: Shut up, Wally! At least I have arms!

Wally: At least I have your face...

Numbskull: Bone?

Wally: Sorry, man... We'll get there eventually...

Got to go.

edited 31st Jul '11 2:56:44 AM by Slouch

Hatbox: Thing about the situation is, is that we don't sleep. We have been fighting their patrols non-stop for about three days strait now. Lieutenant Kamina says that the troop is starting to get weary due to a lack of sleep and good food and that they might not be able to hold up a well fed, well slept fresh patrol.

-Hatbox daydreams-

Hatbox: It reminds me of a dream Hatbox had when Hatbox was flying on a Motocycle made out of electric guitars to chase a giant cake through space and going NYA NYAN NYAN NYAN the entire way. Best dream Hatbox ever had...

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Goggles: <Ooh, that does sound like a good dream... Mmm... Cake.>

Chase: <Oh my... We'll be sending over some Pokémon that can help with the situation as soon as possible.>

Goggles: <... What kind of cake was it?>

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Hatbox: It was Pop Tart cake! It was delicious!

-Hatbox pauses, then realisation-

Hatbox: Hatbox is sorry! But Hatbox has to go back to forest! Captain Michelle probably has a lot of errands for Hatbox! So see yah! Bhai! I will make sure that Commander Michelle will get the message!

-Hatbox heads back outside sand starts flying back to Pinwheel Forest, still humming his own theme music-

edited 31st Jul '11 3:10:14 AM by PippingFool

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Goggles: <Bye!> (waves)

Chase: <Well, I guess I better go wake up the others, then. We have a lot of work to do.>

- Meanwhile, at Scolipede and Artemis' castle -

Mira: (entering Artemis' room) <... Good morning, my queen.>

Artemis: (yawns and stretches) <Ah, if it isn't my lovely assistant.>

Mira: <Slept well, my queen?>

Artemis: <Yes, very.> (gets out of her bed)

Mira: <That is good to hear. Shall we go discuss today's schedule over breakfast?>

Artemis: <Sounds good to me. Let's go.>

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-The messenger is escorted into the caverns where he promptly falls asleep, I am asleep so I do not know we have a visitor until morning-

Night. School tommorrow.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.