ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

3000 pages! This reminds me of something...

edited 27th Jul '11 3:21:04 PM by Slouch

*claps*

Yay.

... Well, like I said, if something important has happened, we'll probably be finding out about it soon.

I have an over 9000 joke prepared for when and if we break that mark.

-Decides to set up his Wii on the television and starts playing DKCR-

I would suggest someone draw something to celebrate, but there are so many characters that'd be waaay too much pressure. No chance of me doing it, since...
A) I'm too lazy.
B) I don't know what everyone looks like.
C) I can't draw humans for beans (Well, most things actually, but people in particular).

I can make a group shot out of the sprites I made. I'd be missing Luke , Tracer, Silent, and A, though. I might be able to draw everyone if I put them into CastHerds.

edited 27th Jul '11 3:24:04 PM by stargirl93

-Last night-

-To Iron Marrow-

<Cracked Femur: "... I will presume that you do not speak for your counterparts... Not knowing how to deal with adversity is not a strength, it's a detriment. And it's an incredibly dangerous one for an elder to have at that.">

<Kat: "I'm so sorry that I had to put you through this, elder...">

<Cracked Femur: "It's fine. It'll take more than an uncouth tongue to faze me... So... Who are the candidates that you were meaning to summon?">

-Aside-

<Pale Rib: "Are you looking forward to this, Yellow Dart?">

<Yellow Dart: "That depends, how often do I have to be around the one with the iron club?">

__________________________

-Present day, a patrol of 5 Marowak appear before the waiting elders-

<Umber Patrol Leader: "Someone cal- Oh! Hello, Seers of Dreams!">

<Cracked Femur: "I presume that Yellow Dart has already told you of his impending arrangement?">

<Yellow Dart: "I did, elder.">

<Starburst: "How on earth did that happen anyways?">

<Cracked Femur: "It's a long tale... Chain of Hearts could tell you more later...">

<Raticate Whiskers: "... She's the temp?">

<Shaun: "She is? But why? Aren't you already busy?">

<Iggy: "Yeah, I thought that you were a lorekeeper...">

<Chain of Hearts: "Well... You didn't think that we lorekeepers just sat around and prattled all the time, did you?">

<Raticate Whiskers: "It's not that, it's just that... Never mind...">

<Chain of Hearts: "Plus it will be interesting to have my skull painted again... If only for a short time...">

<Olive Arc: "You did this just to be close with your counterparts from the Ecru Tribe, didn't you?">

<Chain of Hearts: "That was a part of it... But I volunteered for this position primarily to gather some more lore. After all, we are interested in hearing about what you and the other patrols have been up to...">

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-Elsewhere, flying-

-Nadia starts to lose momentum, and enters a dive just as she slows to a crawl-

<Vlad: "You're doing great Nadia!">

-And pulls up at a slightly higher elevation than what she started at-

<Nadia: "... I don't think I did it right...">

<Vlad: "It was really good for a first attempt, Nadia! If you do it a couple more times, you'll probably be performing Stall Turns as easily as breathing!">

edited 27th Jul '11 3:46:01 PM by TracerBullet

I'll try scribbling something tomorrow. Don't expect anything too grand, though.

-To Yellow Dart.- So you're going to be the one who takes part in the exchange, then? Cool. I think you're going to enjoy spending time with the Sinnoh Tribe. They're really nice, you know.

Woolly: <And really adorable! Oh...> -To Green Star.- <But you guys are adorable, too!>

Lake: <Well, you'll probably find it easier to do all these stunts when you're not carrying anyone on your back. But I guess it's always good to get some practice with a rider.>

Unite: <A real heavy rider, at that.>

Lake: <I'm not THAT heavy!>

edited 27th Jul '11 3:33:11 PM by Luke924

- Is watching Tagg playing the game, since I don't really have anything better to do at the moment -

-To Luke-

<Yellow Dart: "I hope you're right. That one with the iron club last night had me really worried...">

<Kat: "Ugh... Way to remind me of that...">

<Zapdos Feather: "Don't get your hopes u-">

<Cracked Femur: "Enough. Let him decide for himself if the human's words are true.">

<Zapdos Feather: "It won't be that hard to know what the answer is!">

<Shaun: "What do you suppose would happen if that elder ever met that Marowak with the Lairon bone?">

<Kat: "... Oh, good Lugia... I don't even want to begin to think about what that would be like...">

______________________

-Elsewhere-

-To Unite-

<Nadia: "... Wait. Do you also know any acrobatics, Unite?">

-Aside-

<Vlad: "I wonder what Wulfric and Flare are up to...?">

-Dies several times in quick succession-

Damn it!

-Whistles along with the music-

-decides to watch too-

-Also watches, having nothing better to do-

...Oh, you poor thing. Don't worry, they're not all like her. And as long as you don't mess with the Sinnoh tribe's graveyard, she won't bother you. Hopefully.

Unite: <Acrobatics? Ooh, I know a few. Can you do a U-turn? Not the attack, but the flying kind? Because I could show you how to do one of those if ya' want.>

-Meanwhile, Wulfric and Flare are having a practice match against each other.-

Flare: -Dodges a bunch of punches aimed at her head.- <Heh. You'll have to be quicker than that if you want to hit me!> -tries to trip Wulfric with a sweep too the legs.-

Wulfric: <YIPE!> -Jumps up onto a nearby rock to evade.- <You forget though, I can sense what you do before you do it. Well, sort of.>

-Wulfric charges up an Aura Sphere.-

Wulfric: <Dodge this!> -Hurls it at Flare.-

Flare: -Smirks.- <I don't need to dodge!>

-Flare blasts the Aura Sphere with a Flamethrower, the two attacks exploding on collision and cancelling each other out.-

Wulfric: <Darn.>

Flare: <Now, just wait there, and ol' chicken legs here...> -Flare sets her foot ablaze.- <...Will come and give you a taste!>

-The Blaziken leaps at the Lucario, swinging her flame cloaked leg at him.-

Wulfric: <Closer...Closer...NOW!>

-Just before the attack connects, Wulfric dashes away so fast that he leaves afterimages in his wake.-

Flare: -Eyes bulge.- <WHAT THE-?!>

Wulfric: -Now on top of another rock.- <Oops, too Slow!>

-Wulfric charges another Aura Sphere, then tosses it at Flare. Before Flare can react, the Sphere crashes into her, dealing a good amount of damage.-

Flare: <YOW!!!> -Composes herself.- <Oh, you're good...>

-Is still playing-

Darn this thing is addictive.

-Ur goes looking for more cheese-

-I'm looking for fanfics-

... ... Who wrote an Ur/Cheese fic? Where did that come from?

- Glances over at Pentigan for a moment and shrugs -

Same person who wrote the Anom/Fool's X-transceiver fanfic?

edited 27th Jul '11 4:10:27 PM by DarkerShining

-Ur returns with a block of holed cheese and starts eating-

-I quickly glance over at Ur-

Wow. It's actually true.

-Continues looking for fanfics-

I wonder how the writer knew...

- Shrugs -

Well, most of our fans are under Suefisk's spell, so that may have something to do with it.

-To Luke-

<Yellow Dart: "I hope so too...">

<Umber Patrol Leader: "... Is there anything left for us to do? Or should we go back to work?">

<Cracked Femur: "Actually... Would you mind having your forbears be present in some fashion for your return with Yellow Dart, Chain of Spades?">

<Kat: "Aren't they dead th- OH! ... You'll let me do that?">

<Yellow Dart: "Um... Are you sure you want me to do that elder? I mean, I don't want to cause such a big fuss there...">

<Cracked Femur: "Well... You two ARE going to have to represent us before our counterparts in Sinnoh... And Yellow Dart will be living there for some time... I think that the circumstances would merit this...">

<Umber Patrol Leader: "Did you want us to get the clubs, elder? The Ritual of Remembrance for allowing figures not on the Spirit Watch into the inner portions of the graveyard is considerably longer...">

<Cracked Femur: "Hmm... I suppose that would be prudent... Yellow Dart should probably accompany you... As Chain of Hearts hasn't been formally initiated yet...">

<Yellow Dart: "Yes, elder.">

-To Kat-

<Yellow Dart: "Was there someone's bone in particular that you wanted me to retrieve, Chain of Spades?">

<Kat: "... Yes... There is...">

-Leans in and whispers to Yellow Dart-

<Yellow Dart: "I don't blame you. I was going to get one of her bones too... I'd get one of dad's but... Well... You know...">

<Kat: "Thanks.">

-The patrol leaves-

<Gene: "... So she's going to be lugging around a part of her mom?">

"That's what it sounds like..."

<Chain of Diamonds: "While we're waiting for them, would you and Chain of Hearts mind sharing the lore that you've accumulated in the last 3 moons, Chain of Spades?">

<Kat: "Well...">

-Begins narrating events of last three months-

_________________

-Elsewhere-

<Nadia: "Oh. Sure, Unite.">

edited 27th Jul '11 4:23:57 PM by TracerBullet

-Is now playing through Tippin' Totems-

Harriet: <They're getting Kat a bone? But she already has one!>

Hmm...Oh. OH!

Treeo: <What?>

Well, I've heard there's this hold item called a Thick Club that Marowak can use. Apparently, they're supposed to double the Psychical strength of the user somehow.

Treeo: <Aren't Marowak supposed to be rather strong already, though?>

True. Which means the a Marowak with a club is a truly dangerous opponent indeed.

Unite: <Cool. Okay, watch.>

-Unite flies on ahead, then turns in a vertical U shape, flying upside down briefly before righting himself.-

Unite: <See? It's not hard. Might want to hold on tight though while Nadia tries it though, Lake.>

Lake: <Yeah, obviously. Okay, go on Nadia. Give it a try.>

Yeah, I guess so.

-Finds an interesting and supposedly clean crossover fan-fic, as I am about to click the link, a new one appears on the page about a "video version"-

Ooh...

- Is still watching Tagg -

- Meanwhile, near Sendoff Spring -

Mesprit: <Well... This is bad.>

Uxie: <Yes. We must inform DS.>

Azelf: (yawns) <Yeah... But I'm too tired to do that now... How about we stay at my lake for the night, and we'll inform DS tomorrow morning?>

Uxie: <Agreed.>

- The Lake Trio head over to Lake Valor -

Going to bed now. So, just pretend my character is still with you guys. See you guys tomorrow!