ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

- Looking somewhat annoyed as well -

... Well, at least they haven't heard about what happened in Oblivia... Then again, my fans might already somehow know about that, since they're apparently under the impression that there's a Love Triangle going on between me, Wolf and Anom...

- Sighs -

Unite: <What the-?!>

Woolly: <What was that? It sounded like someone screaming!>

Unite: <...I think it might have been Gamer, actually.>

Woolly: <Gamer? Oh no, I wonder what sort of trouble he's gotten himself into now?>

Unite: <We might as well go and check. Come on.>

-Woolly and Unite head off.-

Hey! Hey!

-Me and Lake come over, having just gotten up recently.-

What's going on?

Lake: <Yeah, what's the matter? Did something bad just happen?>

- Looks over at Luke -

Uh... Yeah. You might wanna check for bugs.

Bugs? As in the creepy-crawly kind?

Lake: -Chuckles- <No Luke, I think they mean the other kind of bugs.>

...Oh. Right. Haha...

-I look a bit embarrassed, then start feeling around on myself for bugs.-

- Waits to see if Luke finds anything -

Mira: (holding her head in pain) <Oh... Make it stop...> (slides down from Artemis' back and falls on the ground)

Artemis: (looks at Mira)

Mira: (giving Artemis a somewhat annoyed look) <... This is all your fault, Artemis.>

Artemis: <... You okay?>

Mira: <I will be fine... I think I will just... lay here for a while.>

-Takes a moment to compose himself.

Tagg and everyone else were bugged by fangirls. They've heard everything about our adventures, and will use that information to write horrible, horrible fanfiction about us and aurgh.

-Curls into the fetal position and stares at the closest wall vacantly.-

- Sighs -

Not to mention that the fans know the circumstances of my First Kiss...

- Blushing -

... Wolf is probably going to freak out when he hears about this.

edited 13th Jun '11 8:13:20 AM by DarkerShining

I can't find anything on me. Hmm...

-I glance briefly at Lake, then begin searching him too.-

Lake: <Hey! What are you doing?>

Checking for bugs. You're always around me, so you'd be the best place to put one if anyone wanted to spy on me.

Lake: <Oh. That makes a lot of sense.>

-I lift up Lake's tail, finding something underneath.-

Grr...

-I pull the bug off Lake and hold it up to my mouth.-

HEY! WHOEVER'S LISTING TO THIS THING! YOU SUCK!!!

-I then try to crush the bug in my hand, but fail miserably as I am in fact rather scrawny.-

-Sigh- Lake?

-Lake takes the bug, then stamps on it with his foot.-

Thank you.

......Wait. Lake is reptillian. He has nothing......down there, according to my high school bio lessons. So, if the put it under his tail........EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

This is a very bad sign. Our fangirls are far more perverted than we thought.

-Shudders, and becomes very interested in staring at the floor.

- Still blushing -

The fans know the circumstances of my First Kiss... And they probably heard the conversation I had with Wolf yesterday...

HotStuff: (pats me on the back)

edited 13th Jun '11 8:20:40 AM by DarkerShining

-Lake clutches his back side, looking very embarrassed.-

I wonder what they heard about me...Do you...Do you think they know about what happened with me and Reshiram?

OH, ARCEUS!!!

No, Luke. Tagg didn't mention that in his recap, so you should be safe. But never count it out.

Think happy thoughts, Lake. Now, try to remember. When was the last time you got approached by a fangirl? Did they make physical contact with you?

Lake: <I don't think I've ever met any Fangirls! So, if they had done it...It must have been in my sleep!>

-Lake shudders in fright.-

Lake: <EEP!>

...Okay. Now I'm mad.

- Still blushing -

... Oh no... During my conversation with Wolf yesterday, I briefly brought up what happened back in Oblivia...

- Blushing deeper -

Hang on. You sleep in your Pokeball, right? How the hell did the fangirls get in there?! It's not possible for a human to go into a Pokeball, let alone one in use already! Does that mean fangirls aren't human?!

- Still blushing -

It's bad enough that some my fans already were under the impression that there is a Love Triangle between me, Wolf and Anom... But now they actually have some material to back up their claim with!

- Shaking my head slightly -

At least, I didn't mention...

- Looks around nervously -

No, Gamer. Lake never sleeps in his ball. In fact, I never put Lake in his ball, nowadays.

-I pat Lake on the back.-

It's okay Lake. I'm going to speak to Suicune later. She'll sort things out for us.

Lake: <...Okay.>

- Thinking for a moment, still blushing somewhat -

Hmm... Did the fans also hear the private conversation I had with Jane a few days back?

- Shivers -

I don't even want to know what kind of fanfiction that would spawn...

I hope they didn't hear my argument with the guy who writes the description boxes...

-No they didn't. You weren't with lake at the time, remember?-

Oh yeah, you're right.

-Wait, hang on...OH ARCEUS! THEY BUGGED ME TOO! HOW DID THEY EVEN GET IN HERE! ARCEUS DARN IT! I AM SO CROSS RIGHT NOW.-

...Whoa.

- Remembering my brief conversation with the other me on the other side of the fourth wall -

... Oh, great. The fans know that I know that this is just a sto-

- Stops myself and looks over at the others -

Briar Rose: <... What is it, DS?>

... Nevermind!

These fans of ours are causing far too much trouble for my liking.

Lake: <What can we do about them though?>

Maybe we could file a restraining order...

- Sighs -

Great, just great. Just when I've stopped worrying about... (realizes that apart from Tagg, I don't know which of the people present already know about the Dialga thing and who does not) ... one thing, I now have to worry about another thing! I can't believe my personal life has been invaded like this!

I'm just glad Jane's not here. She probrobly would have gone mad and killed someone.

...

...OH NO! JANE MIGHT STILL BE BUGGED!!!

Back.

Okay guys, so what now?

-Jane is happily sitting on an airplane, looking out the window seat and reading a book while listening to airline music on the headphones provided on the seat. There is not a single fan, boy or girl, in sight-