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Misty: Dangit! QUAGSIRE DODGE!

-Quagsire moves out of the way in the nick of time-

Misty: Now use Water Pulse!

-Quagsire uses Water Pulse on Gallade-

edited 9th Jun '11 5:07:50 PM by PippingFool

-Gallade gets hit again, and is blown back, out of range. He is starting to show signs of fatigue-

You doing okay, Gallade?

-Gallade steals a glance at Jane and nods, then resumes a battle stance-

Okay. Let's finish this! Use Close Combat!

Speaking of MS Paint Adventures, I found this absolutely brilliant.

Jeez, it's rather hard trying to pay attention to two battles at once!

Lake: <No kidding!>

Unite: <FINISH HIM, GALLADE!!!>

Dude, you're moving wicked fast here. It took me over a week to get there.

-now at route 205, headed for Eterna forest-

Misty: Quagsire Dodge!

-But Quagsire was to tired to dodge and gets hit with Close Combat, knocking her out-

Misty: Shoot QUAGSIRE RETURN!

-Misty recalls Quagsire-

Go Milotic!

-Misty sends out Milotic-

Milotic use Ice Beam!

-Milotic uses Ice Beam on Gallade-

Slam: (Angrily) Quag sire quag!

Damn. -buries face in hands-

-enters Eterna Forest-

I'm running, so sorry if I'm doing this too fast.

Archive Panic means nothing to me. I'm actually somewhere in ACT 5 ACT 2 right now. I'm just that good.

Wow! That Milotic...So beautiful!

Lake: <Ahh...I think...I think I might be in love! She's so pretty!>

Flare: <Assuming "She" is not a "He".>

-Gallade gets hit by the Ice Beam and thrown back quite a ways, until he starts panting heavily-

Gallade, you think you're okay?

-Gallade continues to pant-

Aw dangit. Shoot, am I allowed to use items in these battles? I'd better play it safe...

Okay Gallade, come back! -Jane recalls Gallade- Alright, go, Portales!

-Portales pops out of his Pokeball, floating up and down without much thought-

Portales, I'm going to have to ask you to take a shot for the team, okay?

Portales: <Got it.>

-Looks at Luke and Lake-

Don't drool all over the floor guys.

edited 9th Jun '11 5:27:11 PM by rmctagg09

I'm not drooling! And neither is Lake!

...!!! LAKE! Stop drooling!

Lake: <Huh?! OH! Sorry!>

-Lake wipes his mouth, now very embarrassed.-

Come on Jane! You can win this!

Lake: <Yeah! Go for it Portales!>

-stops at Old Chateau-

That truly is a strange old building...

-walks on-

Dinner.

-Snickers at the duo before turning back to Jane's battle-

Come on Jane, you can do it!

Misty: Milotic! Blow him away with a HYDRO PUMP!

-Milotic twils in the air, scales sparkling, as she uses Hydro Pump on Portales-

-Roderich is striking the Victreebel Aerial Ace after Aerial Ace-

edited 9th Jun '11 5:32:25 PM by PippingFool

-I make it to Eterna city-

Gotta go. Probably be back tomorrow.

-Portales takes the Hydro Pump head on, surviving the blow with half health.-

Alright Portales! Use Recover!

-Portales absorbs excess energy from the Hydro Pump and uses it to heal himself-

Alright, now use Zen Headbutt!

-Portales zig-zags around in the direction of Milotic, and once she turns to look at him he immediately teleports behind her and hits her on the back of her head with his cranium. He immediately teleports back to his side of the battlefield-

Good job!

-Milotic's eyes glow red-

<Milotic>: <You dare treat a lady like that! You...you RUFFIAN!    YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT!   >

-Milotic fires another Ice Beam at Portales-

Lake: <!!! I don't think I like that Milotic so much anymore...>

Yeah. Same here.

-Portales attempts to dodge out of instinct, and immediately teleports a meter to the right-

Haha! That's my boy, Portales! Alright, now use Trick Room!

-Portales holds out his arms and makes a psychic grid across the battlefield, switching dimensions around and making himself the fastest thing alive on the battlefield-

Alright, now use Psychic!

-Portales engages the Pstandard Psychic Pstance and shoots arrows of psychic rigmarole at Milotic-

-Victreebel is taking the hits rather well, considering it's a plant-

Victreebel: <So... HUNGRY!> -Tries to chomp Roderick-

Unite: <Was Portales always this good? 'Cause man, he's really kicking butt out there!>

Flare: <No kidding! The little guy's doing alright!>

-Milotic gets buffered badly by the Psychic attak-

<Milotic>: Ooof!

-Milotic's Health goes down into the Yellow-

Misty: Milotic! Use Rest!

-Milotic rests and Heals-

Roderich dodge!

-Roderich dodges the Victreebel-

Now use Wring Out!

-Roderich coild around the Victreebel and squeezes it tightly. Hurting it and restricing it's movement at the same time.-

edited 9th Jun '11 5:52:06 PM by PippingFool

Portales, quick! While she's asleep! Spam Zen Headbutt!

-Portales speeds to Milotic and starts smacking her with his psychic-covered head several times-

Misty: Milotic! Use Sleep Talk!

-Milotic uses Sleep Talk and then uses Scald on Portales-

edited 9th Jun '11 5:55:57 PM by PippingFool