"Okay, this is great and confusing and all but what am I supposed to do now?"

Friendo: <You must fight!>

"... Fight what?"

As if on cue, something falls from the sky and crashes into the ground about 20 feet away from Daydre and Friendo, kicking up a large cloud of dust. The cloud clears to reveal... Mr. Bitey. He's surrounded by an odd dark purple aura.

"Um."

Mr. Bitey growls and his body begins to shift, becoming taller and more humanoid. Soon he looks more like a human with a few Mawile-ish features wearing Mawile-themed armor. Notably, his upper half is less armored than his lower half.

"UM."

Mr. Bitey(?) rushes at Daydre with a roar, slashing at her with an arm coated in metal. Daydre dodges, finding it's much easier to move quickly now.

I'm guessing it's an effect of the transformation..?.. Anyway the way these things go, I just have to beat him in a fight, right? "SORRY ABOUT THIS BITEY"

Daydre experimentally slashes at Mr. Bitey with the knife. The slice doesn't actually make contact, but blade sends out a Night Slash that knocks Mr. Bitey away.

... Well, that works.

She keeps slashing, and Mr. Bitey gets knocked back some more. Mr. Bitey retaliates by coating himself in pink energy and charging. Daydre is unprepared to take the attack and goes flying into a wall. It doesn't hurt as much as she was expecting but it's.. still not fun. Daydre coughs and pulls herself out of the wall.

"Ugh..."

Friendo: <Daydre! You must focus your power and use your Special Move to defeat him or you'll never win this!>

"What, he only hit me with one attack, I-"

Friendo: <Just do it, we need to keep this sideplot moving.>

Daydre shrugs. "Okay, so how am I supposed to do this?"

Friendo: <Like this!> Friendo goes through a series of poses (somehow), ending in the Dark Z-Pose. Daydre mimics them and becomes shrouded in light.

Daydre surrounded herself with her Z-Power!
Daydre unleashes her full force Z-Move!
Black Hole Eclipse

Daydre holds her knife aloft. A ball of darkness gathers on the tip. Daydre points the knife at Mr. Bitey, and the ball of darkness flies at him. When it reaches its target, it rapidly expands and engulfs the surrounding area.

When the darkness disperses Mr. Bitey is knocked out, but back to normal. An odd purple mist flies out of his body and off into the sky.

Weremon Jail

Marco: "I hope it doesn't get infected or something.."

Weremon Jail, April First

Marco wakes up. He finds he's on all fours again, only he's not a Rockruff...

Actual Realistic Wolf!Marco: <.. Oh what fresh bullshit is this.>

edited 1st Apr '18 12:18:04 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Leo: First I wake up with superpowers, then I'm with a robot, then I find out the sky's full of eggs, then I find out my Pokemon are gone, then I fight a loud supervillain, then I teleport here, and now there are fish raining from the sky?!

(Faceswap)

Random!Blitzwing: At least is can't get any vor-

Leo: *interrupts Random* Don't finish that sentence! You and I BOTH KNOW what would come of that!

edited 6th Apr '18 11:55:30 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

"Cool! Let's go send them back to New Vestroia."

She throws a card, the enlarged on the ground and disappears.

"Bakugan...Brawl!"

She throws a green marble on it, that unfolds. A sihoulette of the card glows green underneath it and it grows into a giant Mega!Beedrill.

Waspinator: <Oh. This is the form Waspinator has taken today. Great....>

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Bond or Break

Colt looked around for an audience before sheepishly waving at where he thought it was loudest. He placed his hand in the pocket containing his Pokéballs out of nervousness.

Whether or not they were there for the sake of the show’s premise, he didn’t much care. He elected to stay silent all the same until prompted. The scarf Sylveon was wearing was now back in his hand.

I’m not even gonna ask. Denali’s fae, it’s April Fools, and that’s all the explanation I’ll need, he considered.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Mauville

Lila: What do you mean by superpowers and villans? You sound like you have an exciting life. Also, yeah, when you say that it does mean something bad will almost invariably happen.

edited 1st Apr '18 12:14:05 PM by QuantumMelody29

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Leo: Well, all of the stuff that happened all happened TODAY!

Random!Blitzwing: Und I was a Hydreigon yesterday! Zhen I voke up like zhis!

Leo: *points at him and nods*

edited 6th Apr '18 11:59:04 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Hajime notices the horned woman and, figuring her presence is somehow related to April Fools, gives a wave.

Yarne smiles at his sister, but then twelve Risen appear.

Yarne: <I...I don't wanna go extinct from this!>

<...Guess we're gonna have to fix that with them first!>

He jumps for the Pegasus Knight Risen, seeing if he can knock one of the riders off and cause some havoc by trying to ride their zombie pegasus.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mauville

Lila nodded.

Lila: Yeah, weird. Also, I've decided on a name for this Magikarp! He shall henceforth be known as...

...Karpy!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

-A Gabe charges in with a Fairy-type army!-

-M!Grima sends in his own Poke-Risen!-

-A Nic Cage appears-

Jared Cage: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!

-Starts straight up shooting Risen-

-Valerie gives a long, drawn-out sigh and lets out a Hurricane-

Aphrodite: This Beedrill will help be the herald of a new egg era!

-to Logan and Lila-

ARE YOU WITH US?!

-The horned woman stares.-

-Then waves-

Horned Woman: Hello.

Contact Me!

Random!Blitzwing: (Egg era...?) *just now noticing Aphrodite* Who's she?

Leo: *a Huntail falls on Leo* Ack, one of the them touched me!

edited 1st Apr '18 2:37:36 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Mauville

Lila: Egg era? Sorry, I can't know if I'm with you or not if I don't know what you are talking about!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Logan: -to Lila- Hold on, hold on, I'll—how do I...

8-Ball: <It's simple, you just—>

-a Gem burns up, their eyes flash red, and Logan suddenly has a wealth of information about a [Kirby] game in their head-

Logan: Mmmph. Thanks again, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: <Noooo problem!>

-but then Lila catches the Magikarp without issue-

Logan: Oh.

-REPENT-

AAAH!

-they sweep their Styler in an arc, drawing a rainbow path that brings Sphere!Addie up to them-

-8-Ball hops on too, for giggles-

Logan: -thinking- Ugh, this day...

okie, roll with it, make sure no one gets too traumatized...

Yes. To make it through, to do this, I'll have to BE the shenanigan.

-to Aphrodite- I certainly am! Take me to our eggy leader, great and wise eggy prophet!

-part of the Grima blast approaches Lissa and Donnel, but is smashed by a white-caped figure wielding the Blazing Sigil and the (one) Exalted Falchion-

Chrom: Think again!

Donnel: Good to see ya, yer majesty!

Chrom: Good to be here, Donny.

-Donnel draws a Brave Lance and charges for one of the mounted swordsmen, as Lissa fires a fireball at the wyvern rider-

Donnel: Let's git 'er done!

Lissa: You asked for it!

-Vee continues to coo over Lonely Heart-

Megan: -stressed noises-

-that brings her a bit out of it, though-

Fake!Defense!Deoxys!Vee: -hearing the clash between Hacks and Silas- <Hey! YOU'RE BEING LOUD!>

-and a poorly aimed raging sphere-prison of water, liquid dark with Obscura, technically a Shadow Ball, converges near Silas and/or Hacks-

A World

-the blue-garbed girl and the ivory-armored knight arrive in this town! A small affair on the edge of a lake, yet still filled with hustle and bustle-

Yup, Megan's the actress: We're here, Pollen.

Weird Gijinka Pollen: (-flatly-) Oh my. However are we going to find what we're looking for here?

???!Megan: (-surprisingly smoothly, covering for Pollen's lack of enthusiasm-) Yeah, it's a small town, word gets around. First, I want a bath, oh god.

-and they head to a building nearby, which they correctly assume to be a tavern/inn!-

edited 1st Apr '18 12:29:06 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Mauville

Lila shrugged.

Lila: OK, no idea what you're doing, but I suppose I'll go with you and Logan.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

"Aye!"

Lita clambers up onto Waspinator.

"Bee Striker is ready!"

<That is not Waspinator's name.>

"He is very ready."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Random!Blitzwing: "Eggy Prophet"? Ho ho! Und I zhought I waz zhe crazy one!

Leo: *has "Oh Crap" written all over his face*

edited 1st Apr '18 2:39:03 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

-The Staraptor grins a wicked bird grin, and comes forward toward the gathered heroes. With a quick motion, she removes her armband, dropping to the ground and doing a three-point landing in human form.-

-She rises. A woman with wavy black hair, a streak of red in the front, dressed in a black leather jacket over a white Staraptor-themed shirt and ripped jeans.-

-And, of course, a black mask over her eyes that leaves her completely and utterly unrecognizable.-

Unrecognizable Staraptor Woman: Good afternoon, heroes! You can call me the Starling Artist. It is such a pleasure to meet you finally! Especially you, with the bronze capes!

-She gestures to Soleil and Semigloss, as well as other Bronze Birds who have gathered, including Kattraea and Hollow.-

Soleil: <Oh, no! She already knows about the Bronze Birds?>

Starling Artist: Oh, of course! I know all about your little superhero endeavor. It's truly admirable! But I just can't help but want to put an end to it anyway. Which is why I have employed the help of a fellow villain to challenge you!

-She gestures, and the other comes forward. A Skarmory, with feathers polished black and navy, wearing a black helmet with a blue plume and sash, radiating a sinister black mist. A red glow radiates from beneath the helmet.◊-

-This time, she's genuinely unrecognizable aside from context clues.-

Kattraea: <Such corruption... How horrible!>

Starling Artist: Isn't it? Ladies and... singular gentleman, allow me to introduce to you... Violent Knight Skarmory!

-Violent Knight Skarmory flares her wings.-

Violent Knight: <   You will fall to my talons today!   >

edited 1st Apr '18 12:36:47 PM by BittersweetNSour

???

-Atop the barrier, a tol, a mid, and a short person load cannons-

Tol!Gnome:Cannonball!

Mid!Gnome:-takes and passes to short-Cannonball.

Short!Gnome:Ball!-loads it-

Tol!Gnome: 'ow's thos thng load 'n Fire five o'these anyroad?

Mid!Gnome:Prolly sum koind o gaem logic at work, yeh? Ah mean, this'un a game yeh?

Short!Gnome:It is! It is!

-Fires the Cannon-

-five iron cannonballs hit Zorah Efreetaros in the face-

<GROOOOOAH!>

-a transmission-

Undine:Be careful with those! You might actually hurt him!

Tol!Gnome:Don ye worry noone, lass. We ain't gonna kill yer love nah.

-and then a yell you can hear from the beasts back-

Undine: I DO NOT LOVE THIS DOLT!!

Gnome Trio:Shore ye don't, Lass.

---

-Meamwhile-

Commander!Aska: WHERE'S MY DRAGONATOR?!

 Petalburg Woods 

...Just as I thought.

-Just walks forward-

Stop right there evildoers!

 Somewhere in Unova 

Loudred: -Creates what appears to be a miniature sun and hurls it at the trio, only for it to be countered with a 20 story wall of earth that erupts from the ground- <BWAH!>

Wanderer: -Busts through his own wall to punch the Loudred with an earthen fist, sending it flying towards from their spot in Western Unova all the way to Reversal Mountain- Maybe I hit a little too hard.

Judith: -Miffed- You think?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Semigloss gasps in horror-

Semigloss: <Not only are you villains, but you're besmirching the good name of birds!>

-she flaps her wings dramatically-

<And as a hero and a Swablu, I have a duty to clean it back up!>

-she coughs-

-and then lets out a loud Growl at the two-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

"Take a stand Colton and let the contest begin! Each of your Mons will have their voice distorted and ask you a series of questions about themselves... You have 5 strikes across all 6 questions, waste em all... And well... I guess you don't know that mon as well as you thought."

"Ready to begin?"

Stylus grips onto Hacks and lifts him up with his tentacle version arms only to get struck with the obscura ball dropping him, <Ow! Watch it!>

~Freedom!~

<Oh right... got kinda wrapped up in the moment and pain.>

"Another Dark pulse."

<Oh no.>

Right to the face Hacks launched another Darkpulse, Stylus stumbled a bit, flinching, <Gaaaah! I need that to see!>

Bond or Break

“So I’ll have to figure out who’s asking as well as the answer?” He asked. “Sounds like a challenge. Let’s do this thing!” He announced as he stood behind a stand.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-The grunt stands steadfast.-

Illusion Grunt: I see you made it, Tagg. Have you accepted the terms of our leader's challenge?

Mauville

Lila: -to Leo- Nope, I think everything is crazy today.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Leo: I'm mostly scared of what would happen if we made her angry.

Random!Blitzwing: She'd most likely just reach her boiling point! Hahaha!

Leo: *facepalm* Ugh... At least I have superpowers...

edited 2nd Apr '18 8:35:52 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

-Forte is stopped on the streets by a boy with an Eevee-

Boy: Hey, you're an Eevee person, right?

Forte: Uh, yeah?

Boy: Do you think you could help me? I'm trying to get my Eevee to evolve into a Dark Eevee.

-Forte scratches their head-

Forte: You mean an Umbreon?

Boy: No, a DARK EEVEE. It's one I made up using a Moon Stone.

Forte: You can't just "make up" evolutions...

Boy: You don't get it, though. See, I'm a big horror fan and I want to make this Eevee the darkest and edgiest I can, you know, teaching it moves like Perish Song, Curse, and Frustration. Your Eevees are really cool, by the way.

Icicle: <Thanks! I got them that way by    draining their souls. Did I mention that I am God?   >

Forte: I'm not sure if Eevee can even learn that...

Pianis: Sounds like you're just as lost as we are, then. No matter which way I go it's just furniture shelves all around.

Cinnamon: <The colors are awful too.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.