The Flamebringer
Masako: <... I'm not sure you ever had the point to begin with...>
edited 28th Dec '17 11:36:37 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: See, Astolfo's with me.
Muninn: <Doesn't make it a good idea.>
Custard: <That's a common reaction to conversations with me, yes.>
Ever: Custard! Self-burns! No!
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
Astolfo: <It's a great idea!>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
Muninn: <...Oh no.>
Ever: I'll get right on it!
Custard: <It's probably got something to do with the fact that I don't tend to notice sarcasm or subtext, along with a circuitous speaking style that lends itself to self-referential acknowledgements of my own conversational shortcomings.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
Masako: <Yes, the fact that you don't understand sarcasm is quite obvious.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
Custard: <So I've heard.>
Ever: Custard! We need to find a lyricist!
Custard: <Wait what oh dear>
-Ever recalls the Kommo-o, and scoops up Muninn-
Ever: Lovely meeting you, Astolfo!
-and he's gone-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
Masako: <Well, that just happened.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Eclipse the Moon
Solana smiles.
Solana: I see! Well, drinking up information is certainly a worthwhile hobby. Though I do less well with books and better with action.
She takes a sip of her drink.
Solana: I still have... trouble reading. Mattie pretty much transcribes all of my notes from voice tapes.
Amber: Silly! There's no Aura! Or magic! Or anything like that!
Amber walks over and just... picks up the rock as if it were made of styrofoam.
Amber: It's just the DeCosti family training that's been passed down through the generations!
Amber tosses the rock a few times before putting it down.
Amber: My mamma and uncle trained me!
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Flying Colors
Clavis Party
Echo: Oh? Were you illiterate until recently? I actually have not heard all that much about you beyond your relationship with Tagg, and your astonishing affinity for Obscura.
Sporbs
-Creepfrog stares.-
-And stares some more.-
-And then some more.-
Creepfrog: <...There's some trick you're playing on me, right?>
Inside the Grand Articuno was somehow even colder than outside. There sat the Iceblight, who slowly turned Its head towards the group.
"Oh. Visitors. It's so ice to meet you. Sorry for the chilly reception. I don't have guests very often, I'm rather antisocial, I always get cold feet when people come over."
Shaun made it quite far, getting right to the entrance, only for a bubble to suddenly hit him, and a Rowlet to tumble out the other side.
<Oh dear,> Ganon muttered.
The Guards had no idea what to do.
"CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME ON!"
This of course wouldn't stop anyone from just rushing on anyway. The bubbles were floating in randomized patterns that still left a lot of space.
<Our Guardian? The Grand Entei has done nothing but protect us ever since the cataclysm thousands of years ago.>
The eyes started to glow, "THEY SEEK TO COMPLETE THEIR QUEST!"
The Airidos almost jumped, <It... hasn't talked like that before.>
"THEY SEEK TO END ME AND COMPLETE A GRAND QUEST FOR MY CREATOR!"
<Oh...>
The Airidos looked over, <I guess I can understand that... the Jester does give out some pretty nice stuff.>
Asimov Space Crew Member
Grand Articuno
Phaz: "Damn, ice puns? That's a slippery territory. How’s going? I hope I didn’t bother you storming in. We were with others outside but they’re not chill at at all, and so cold! We decided to slip away here. Anyway, Ice E you’re the Ice Blight? Ice to meet you too! Ice wear, Ice uppose those Guardians are incapable of being n’ice."
Dominion Forest
Spinme: <You do not sound hostile. Are you bot possessed by Jester?>
Camp Sergay
Phaz now kisses back passionately as she mental high-fives Aicha and take a quick picture.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Some Rando
Grand Articuno
With disregard for however cold it was in the Guardian, Talbain removed his scarf.
Colton facepalmed.
The air pressure differentials would cause the entire construct to undergo turbulence, which did not rob Colton of his footing solely because he anticipated it. While the entire structure was flying away from the hangar, the residents would be able to hear his facepalm, dopplered to see them listening to it for at least a few more seconds longer. Once again, Jester possibly would be able to hear it, assuming it wasn't drowned out by the lack of air to carry the wind, only exacerbated with the sound waves already pushing away the barely-dense air.
"We're here for a reason," he began as he put the scarf back on, <and bad humor is not that reason. If I wanted bad humor, I'd watch the damned [Emoji Movie]!> Talbain declared, vaguely aware Swords Dance had worn off due to his transformation being undone.
edited 29th Dec '17 9:02:14 AM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever has returned to the roof to wait for Marmalade, and is currently arguing with a Gym Trainer-
Ever: I'm not a Water-type trainer! I used to be a Rain Dance trainer but that ship sort of sailed.
Gym Trainer: I'm not questioning if you're a Gym Trainer from another Gym, I'm asking why you're on our roof!
Ever: I told you, I was chased here by a robot and an Exeggutor!
Gym Trainer: Just from interacting with you for these few minutes, I'm inclined to take the Exeggutor's side!
Ever: Well, you're a Grass trainer, you wood!
Gym Trainer: Don't think I didn't hear that!
Ever: How did you hear that, it's homophonic!
Gym Trainer: What? Just because I'm a trainer in the Celadon Gym—
Ever: Oh thank Zekrom my ride's here.
Gym Trainer: Hey wait this argument isn't o—
Hyp: <...Guess doing this.>
-He rushes forth, trying to Head Smash the Grand Palkia-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Trans Terminus Homo
Sergey's Camp, Indeed, only his camp, nothing more
Sergey still blushed profously but kissed back as passionate while Aicha returned the mental high five
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: You could ask.
Rotary: <Nah.>
-Ever sighs, and turns to PEFE!Every, who is sitting in a chair reading a magazine-
Ever: You know everything in there is fake, right?
PEFE!Every: It was the only thing they had to read in the Saffron Center lobby.
-that said, several pages have been dog-eared, and pretty recently-
Marmalade filled me in on what I missed. What happened to your arm?
Ever: Laser. Also, your cover is secure, but the J-team and Mobius are officially enemies. Probably translates to Iron too.
PEFE!Every: Whoops.
Ever: Accurate.
PEFE!Every: On the other hand, I do have some good news.
Ever: Huh?
PEFE!Every: I think I figured out how to weaponize Chaos!
Ever: ...When did you do that?
PEFE!Every: While I was recovering from the Sleep Powder.
Ever: ...You're basing your theory on a Sleep Powder dream?
PEFE!Every: I'm pretty sure it's sound.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
pain peko
Rowlet!Shaun: <Aw what the hell>
-He rolls into a wall before popping onto his talons.-
Rowlet!Shaun: <Okay should I just stay like this or throw myself ito a bubble and hope for the best?>
-He sure as hell ain't gonna be able to run and dodge, that's for sure.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
-Cris checks in one of the urns while Tsubasa flies up and checks out the alcove-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
-Inside the urn are a few Septims, nothing more, nothing less.-
-Inside the alclove are some urns, a red bottle, and a lever.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
-Cris, unfamiliar with Septums, decides to give one a look-
-Tsubasa, meanwhile, pulls the lever-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Asimov Space Crew Member
Camp Sergay
Phaz keeps up the kiss for a brief moment before stopping, blushing hard.
Phaz: "W-Well I did not ask for that... B-But I think we both needed it~..."
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Meet The New Boss
Celadon
-Laura scoops up the Murkrow-
Laura: Mine. >:|
Rock Tunnel
-Sora creeps closer, and finds a cracked wall, the light emitting from it-
-Chocobo quickly gets to work with Drill Peck-
Dominion Forest
Anna 247: <Whoops! Looks like we made it mad.>
Articuno
Kass: <I'm betting you have something nasty in store for us.>
Oron Fortress
-MORE DARK PULSE ARROWS AND OTHER ATTACKS-
Dragur
-Zumi gives in and pokes the bottle-
Somewhere
-A strange man in a strange uniform is around. Possibly near others-
edited 29th Dec '17 11:14:39 AM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
pain peko
-The Septim is a gold coin. One side has an engraving of a Kommo-o's face and, on the bottom, the words "The Empire is Law. The Law is Sacred." The reverse side shows a symbol that appears to draw inspiration from both Arceus and Dialga, along with the words "Praise be Akatosh and all the divines."-
-Pulling the lever opened the gate...but dropped another one down over the alclove, locking Tsubasa in. The holes are too small to squeeze through.-
Farkas: <Oh, now look what you've gone and done...I'll see if we can find a way to get you out >
-At this moment, two Gallades, two Gardevoirs, and an Escavalier wearing silver necklaces with sword charms hanging from them rush in.-
Gallade A: <I told you they'd come.>
Gardevoir A: <No need to rub it in.>
Gallade 1: <What's with the hairless Passimians with him>
Escavalier: <Doesn't matter. He wears that armband, he dies.>
Gardevoir 1: <This will make a fine story.>
Farkas: <None of you will be around to tell it.>
-One of his tendrils drifts to his armband.-
Farkas: <The rest of you need to get back!>
-And the armband comes off. Farkas just floats there a moment before raising his shield. His body shifts and grows...-
-And where Farkas was stands a Midnight Lycanroc.-
Gallade A: <Get him!>
-With a savage flurry of elemental Punches, elemental Fangs, and Crunches, Farkas dispatches all five of the enemies.-
-It's hard to tell if they're breathing or not.-
Lycanroc!Farkas: <...>
-With a sideways glance at the group, he bounds through the doorway. The alclove's gate opens.-
-Oh, and the bottle does nothing.-
edited 29th Dec '17 11:19:15 AM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Trans Terminus Homo
Sergey's Camp
Sergey nodded, keeping Phaz close and kissing him again
All the while Aicha gave a thumbs up while grinning from ear to ear
Aicha: <Mission accomplished~ Want to do more with the two~?>
Rock Tunnel
Alyesha looked at the cracks on the wall as Krasnaya kept watching that nothing would destabilise the cave, meanwhile Alyesha looked around, snapping a few photos.
Alyesha: "Oh right, a bit late but, I tape this trip with my bodycam, hope you have nothing against it" ;^_^
edited 29th Dec '17 12:36:23 PM by Sergey_Smirnov
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Ever: It's really an epic tale. Someone should write a musical of it.
Muninn: <Why would one do that?>
Custard: <...I've lost the point then.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.