ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Phoenix:Cool.

"Yes. Report back an hour before curfew."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

PEFE!Every: Alright.

-she leaves-

Spark: <Well that was...odd.>

PEFE!Every: Incredibly. I don't trust him. And I want that hat.

-she goes to her room, and immediately begins typing up the reports, sending each file to Tagg the moment she finishes with it-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Fortis: So let's go!

-Fortis attempts to dive off the cliff again, but is restrained by Mezzo grabbing her neck-

Fortis: Ack!

Mezzo: What part of "we're not doing this" didn't you get?

-Celeste runs in, ears still flattened-

Celeste: <I'm sorry grandpa I didn't mean to mess up the sky please don't blow me up with the airship!!>

Icicle: <Uh, what?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Party

-Hollow sweatdrops-

Hollow: <I, erm, yes, I would advise at least forming some sort of contingency plan with your team before making decisions like these. Anyway, ahem, I believe we might have gotten off on the wrong foot, ma'am. Perhaps introductions are in order?>

-PEFE!Every has delegated typing to Spark, who is electrically stimulating the keys to type significantly faster, and she's texting-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-kid you know I can hear your thoughts. It's how I make constructs. Only thoughts that you are thinking extra loudly. Benevolent? Malevolent? Neither here. Apathetic is the answer. -

Lanakila

Colton bit his tongue. He slid the pen in between his left hand's ring and little fingers, saving the rest to type the observation.

"Describes only apathy. Able to hear thoughts." He typed.

"Are you tethered to this world by the pen? Could I possibly continue to ask questions while I learn how to conjure illusions?" He asked.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Kaisei and Maki head over to where Kirai landed-

Kaisei: "Guess that's it for you, then?"

Kaisei: "Heh, yeah, true..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Not tethered kid. I am this pen. I'm a constructed intelligence made by a glitch and a director. As for illusions. You can try. Some of the stuff is more advanced.-

-Kirai struggles to free himself from the Drifblim's arms before Shaun pins him down.-

Shaun: "You're lucky I've decided not to follow my original plan. That involved more blood and you and your Luxray having less ears.-

-Lightning gazes at Kirai warily. Jessica meanders over.-

Jessica: <Remember me?>

-She procedds to kick Kirai in between his legs with full force, causing the man to recoil in pain.-

Kirai: <Bitch...>

Shaun: "Takes one to know one."

-Kirai spits in Shaun's face. Shaun calmly wipes it off and punches Kirai in the face.-

Shaun: "If you want to stay in one piece I suggest you cooperate."

-He looks over his shoulder at Kaisei.-

Shaun: "There's rope in my bag."

---

-They eventually come across a house with a large, grassy backyard. On the porch lie two Luxrays and a Glameow, some Skittynip in between them. In the backyard, Kaisei and Shaun can see various Mons - ranging from multiple Buneary to a Bastidon - playing and relaxing under the eyes of a middle-aged human, a Blissey, and an Empoleon. Shaun walks up to the front gate and opens it for Kaisei.-

edited 2nd Nov '17 8:40:59 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lanakila

“Aren’t glitches something that aren’t supposed to even exist?” He recalled, typing up the fact that the pen was a “glitch”. With his three free fingers, he attempted to conjure an illusion of a funky looking “x”. It materialized, but it didn’t maintain presence for long. “Do I just have to exercise my reserves?” He asked the pen.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Party

-Gabe raises an eyebrow at Phoenix-

Gabe: "Cool?" That's it? No mention of this lady being on the inside?

Contact Me!

Phoenix: She didn't sneak off to go eat ice cream instead of working, did she?

Halloween Afterparty

Phaz just casually sips on tea while looking at Pentigan and Colton.

Phaz: "So uh... Who're you two? I think I saw you before... Weren't you at Jubilife last halloween?"

He's casual talking bare chested and doesn't give a damn.

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Maki: <Well, that certainly sounds like it might be taking it a bit far. Interesting, but a bit far.>

-Kaisei nods and ties up Kirai to the best of his ability-

Kaisei: "Yeah, hopefully with this we'll be good."

Kaisei: "So, gonna meet Marshal, huh?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Kid you gotta a lot to learn. It's also a bit of control, like learning how to ride a bike, ya gotta learn the skills to do it first.-

The figure smiled, -Now as for Glitches. They're only called that because they are a fundamental bug in the coding of the universe, a flaw, a "glitch". A sign that the Legendaries screwed up somewhere and didn't playtest properly.-

Lanakila

“So it’s more like [Earthbending] than [Kamehamehas],” he mused. He released the pen before spreading his hands in front of him.

“If you can read this you’re doing fine.” He created. “Yep, there we go.” He decided, grabbing the pen and dispelling the illusion.

“Wait, coding? So what are we, flecks of data? That’s actually kinda cool,” he decided. “Arceus is a nerd!”

edited 3rd Nov '17 7:37:35 AM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Fortis: Okay! I'm Fortissimo, Fortis for short, and this is my big sister Piano and my big brother Pianis!

Pianis: -waves- Hey.

Fortis: What's your name, cute birdie?

Celeste: <Sorry sorry sorry sorry I just wanted to learn magic and they were helping us but then everything got messed up and now there's a tear in the sky and please don't hate me, grandpa!>

Icicle: <...Why would I hate you?> -nuzzles Celeste-

Celeste: <Because the airship was there and then the sky broke...>

-Shadow looks up from his game-

Shadow: <It wasn't our airship. We've been sitting here waiting for Forte to get back from their transformation.>

Icicle: <Yeah, I'd never use it to punish you.> -nuzzles more-

-Celeste hesitates a moment, then nuzzles back-

Shadow: <Now you said you know what's going on with that tear in the sky?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Party

-Hollow bows-

Hollow: <I am Hollow, an agent and paid advertiser for the Bronze Birds! It is a pleasure to meet you, no matter how awry the circumstances.>

-Not exactly coding. But the universe has hard coded rules. Math is universal after all. To put it in the words of that one other guy... hold on.-

Before Pent and Colton a new figure appeared, a dark shadow of sorts wearing a big overcoat and a Bowler hat, a singular eye on its "face".

-REALITY IS A ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BYYYYYYYYYYEEE!-

And suddenly the Pen's standard form was back to Colton, -I don't really fully trust him. You are flesh and blood, just in a universe with rules.-

edited 3rd Nov '17 10:32:35 AM by EchoingSilence

Lanakila

“Math, of course,” he sighed, putting a hand to his face. “Factoring hectopascals, I’m an idiot sometimes. Hard-coded rules, not actual data constructs,” he realized. He tapped the data into his computer and saved the document before setting the pen down om the table and walking outside for a little fresh air to contemplate. Amaterasu returned herself after lobbing the coffee cup into a trash can.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Party

Gabe: I wasn't sneaking off! I was- Gah, now, what do you two think we should do?

Contact Me!

Phoenix: Seems like we should find where these guys are and beat 'em up.

Party

Gabe: Excellent idea! Problem is they travel by airship...

Contact Me!