ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Lush Jungle

Youko: Ugh, Trevor. I... don't want to talk about Trevor.

<Musashi: They used to date.>

Youko: Musashi!!!

<Musashi: What, I was answering his question. It'd be rude not to.>

Lush Jungle

Joseph: Ah! Say no more, I won't pry.

-the two continue to walk on, Joseph looking through the tall grass-

Lush Jungle

Youko: You looking for something?

Lush Jungle

Joseph: Yeah. Two things, actually. There's a couple of mons that I want. Comfey-y'know, the one with the flowers in a necklace?

-he gestures around his neck-

Joseph: And Fomantis. Grass and Fairy types are my favorite sorts of mons, because I'm a fifty-seven year old new age aunt in the body of a twenty year old gay guy.

Lush Jungle

Youko: Hahaha! Man, that's good.

She gives a happy sigh.

Youko: As for Pokemon, you should probably just look for a Comfey here, as its the only place they can be found. Fomantis, I'll take you to Route 5, we'll find one there. It's best not to spend too long this deep in the Jungle.

Lush Jungle

Joseph: Oh, yeah. I guess we should-

???: <Hey! Up here!>

-he looks up at a tree to find a somewhat embarrassed looking flower necklace wrapped around a tree branch-

Comfey: <I got myself stuck up here. Could you get me down?>

Joseph: Uh, sure.

-sends out Tinpthed, who beats her static wings-

Tinpthed: <count Talking Desert Scores The Isness Nuyorican Soul>

-she retrieves the Comfey from the branch before placing it carefully around Joseph's neck-

Joseph: Oh, hello!

Comfey: <Yeah, hi. You seem OK-need a Fairy?>

Joseph: Well, I've got plenty, but I've been looking for one of you! So...

-Pokeball! Click! Capture!-

Joseph: Hmmm...I think I should name her either Mazie or Tul-

-frowns-

Joseph: Mazie it is. Welcome aboard!

Lush Jungle

Youko: Good job! Now, let's scram. We're still in Louie's territory.

She hustles the group along, until finally they exit the Jungle.

Route 5

Youko: Well, thanks a ton, again, Joe.

Route 5

Joseph: It's no trouble!

-searches through the grass some more-

Joseph: Little plant-bug kinda thing, right?

Route 5

Youko: Yeah, real pink sorta thing.

She's poking through the grass as well.

Route 5

Joseph: Mmmm...oh? OW!

-he's sent reeling backwards from a sharp slash of a leaf to the face. It wasn't anything too bad, but the sensation was like a big paper cut right on his cheek-

Joseph: What the hell?

???: <Hmmmf.>

-a Fomantis steps out of the grass, frowning up at Joseph-

Fomantis: <I like my space, you know.>

Joseph: OK, I-ow-I get that, but I'm just looking for a Fomantis. Do you think that you'd wanna...fight? Get stronger? I promise I won't invade your privacy anymore.

Fomantis: <...fine. But you're lucky you caught me in such a good mood.>

-her expression does not betray her mood-

-click! Virginia is caught-

Route 5

Youko: Hey, is your face alright? Shall we get you to a Pokemon Center?

Route 5

Joseph: Yeah. If she were a few levels bigger, maybe, but she's pretty young.

Route 5

Youko: Alright, fair enough. It's getting kinda late, I think I'm gonna head back to my RV if that's alright by you?

Route 5

Joseph: Yeah, sure! G'night!

Route 5

Youko: Goodnight, Joe.

Seafolk Noodle House

-Yvan blushes-

Yvan: T-Two?

Noodle House

Salvador: Yes, two~

Salvador smiles warmly at Yvan, sporting a blush of his own

Seafolk Noodle House

-Yvan starts thinking-

'Yvan: ...I feel it. That feel. A kind of feely feel. A feely feel that feels... feely.

...I'm in love.

I finally admit it to myself. I'm in love.

I have zero fucking clue about what to do about it, but fuck it, Yveltal needs love too.

-He leans on the table and gives an eybrow wiggle-

Well I've got only one on my mind here tonight.

...That may just have been crazy enough... TO BLOW THIS WHOLE DATE

Wynaut!Anthony: -facefeelers-

edited 20th May '17 9:47:05 PM by Umbramatic

Noodle House

Sal's blush deepens as he raises a curled finger to his lip, before giggling at Yvan's advances.

Salvador: My my, well aren't you the charmer~

A coil of hair has snaked itself around Yvan's waist.

Thérèse: <Well he's gettin' brave~>

-Ahe may notice Sophocles looking around-

Seafolk Nodle House

-Yvan notices the hair coil-

-He turns about as red as his birb form-

Yvan: When is the food gonna get here?

-Wynaut!Anthony meeps and scurties for the kitchen.-

Shaun: "Yeah, never a dull moment. I'm glad I went with this instead of becoming a breeder."

Noodle Hosue

It takes a moment for Sal to register what exactly he's done and freezes up, dropping the hair coil and quickly looking away in embarrassment.

Seafolk Noodle House

-Yvan fiddles with the collar of his "Cool Dude" shirt.-

Yvan: Um, I-

-A waiter plops two steaming plates in front of them both-

Waiter: Seafood putanesca, straight out of the oven!

-Wynaut!Anthony scurries back over.-

Yvan: Thank you.

Wynaut!Anthony: You needed that.

Noodle House

Salvador: Puttanesca? I haven't had that in years...

Salvador smirks and makes a short chuckle.

Salvador: Bebe used to to make large amounts of it before I went away for long periods. That or container upon container of Dal Makhani~

Salvador pokes his fork at the pasta dish before twirling it.

Salvador: May I ask, what type of seafood is in the dish?