pain peko
That's fine. We should wrap this up, though. I don't want to be a week behind everyone else.
Shaun: "You're welcome."
He checked his Poketech. "It's kinda late...where can we get those licenses?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Flying Colors
Verdant Cavern
Rose: ...Oh.
Scarlette: Y-yeah, um, Totem Pokemon are a lot bigger than normal. And stronger and we have to fight two aaaah
Rose: Right, okay, let's do this then!
-Nora and Calliope step up, both raring to go.-
Rose: Okay, so, hm... Nora, Charm the Raticate!
Nora: <Now, you wouldn't want to hurt someone as small and fragile as me, whould you?>
Scarlette: Uh, follow it up with a Growl!
-Calliope growls in faux-intimidation at both of them-
Calliope: <Yeah, you better not hurt either of us!>
Trans Terminus Homo
Iki Town, Alyesha'S Stand - Past
Alyesha: "Haha, I know those types, but no, the stand is everything I have more or less." ;^_^ "I can't really get a berry tree in there, I'm mostly using whatever berries I can find in the nearby surroundings - in nature, not someone's property" ^_^
Kay, also: Even if you TS something you can start new interactions >_< Sorry
Route 1, Pokecenter - Past
Sergey: "I.. don't know, maybe we should ask sister Joy."
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
-The Gumshoos' attack is lowered while her counterpart's is drastically lowered-
Raticate: <We won't be able to win like this. Hold back a bit and let me->
Gumshoos: <You charmed the wrong girl, kid!>
-She rushes at Nora with a Tackle-
Raticate: <H-hey!>
<Mf...>
-She uses a Tail Whip on her opponents-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
Hau'oli City
-Locke, presumably having returned the armband, is standing holding his team's Pokeballs while Alli, Gerald, and Huginn watch eating popcorn.-
Locke: Well. Here goes nothing.
-He sends out his team-
Kurow: <Uh, dude, what's up?>
Tharandul: <You don't do a full team meetup unless it's something serious. Please tell me this is serious.>
Locke: -blinks- It is serious, in a sense. It actually worked.
Tharandul: <What wor- Wait did you actually really understand what I just said?>
Locke: I did! A magic armband turned me into a Rowlet and I can understand you all now!
-Everyone stares-
Kagura: <...It's official. The events of the past few days have caused you to lose your mind.>
Gossamer: <I was wondering when he'd snap.>
Steely Dan: <Nice knowing you while you were at least kind of sane.>
Emi: <Now calm down everyone. It certainly sounds absurd but Locke seems to be speaking the truth.>
Tina: <Yeah! He can actually understand us now, can't he?>
Locke: Yes, and I'm a bit worried you all have such thoughts about my sanity. ._.
Gerald: -HONK-
Locke: ...Apparently he still just honks.
Alli: -shrugs- He doesn't say much.
Gerald: >:3
Huginn: -sighs- <I'm surrounded by idiots.>
-Any of them may be approached; however, it should be noted Alli's egg is moving around enough for her bag to shake...-
Contact Me!
Flying Colors
Verdant Cavern — Past
-Nora is tackled, and then Tail Whipped. Despite the lowered attack, the Tackle still hits hard due to the Gumshoos's size.-
Nora: <Oof! What, would you rather I charm the right girl instead?>
-She winks at the Gumshoos.-
Rose: ...That works, I suppose.
Scarlette: Um, use Disarming Voice, like you did to the one earlier!
Calliope: <Heh, having doubts about taking us on now?>
edited 2nd Mar '17 9:17:50 AM by BittersweetNSour
Asimov Space Crew Member
Iki Town [Day, Past]
Phaz: smiles a bit Ahah, I'm glad it's like this. Anyways... I think I'm gonna pack my gear and get going. How much do I have to pay? Thinks for a bit Also... Do you think Sergei is in Alola at this time? I'd like to ask him something.
Hau'li City [Day, Present]
Phaz: ...Where the heck is this Ilima guy?...
He can be interacted with.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
Iki Town, Alyesha's Stand - Past
Alyesha only shook her head with a chuckle
Alyesha: "Haha, no no, this was private, you're not owing me anything."
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Meet The New Boss
Asimov Space Crew Member
Iki Town [Day, Past]
Phaz: If you want I can help you washing the dishes. It wouldn't bother me.
Hau'li City [Day, Present]
Phaz: waves back Hi. You face is telling me something... Didn't you were here back at the Glitch boss rush?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
-The Gumshoos Attack is harshly lowered while the Raticate takes decent Disarming damage-
Raticate: <Oh, we're not done yet.>
-She and the Gumshoos let out a cry-
-A Yungoos and Rattata come running in-
Yungoos: <Guess you need our help, huh?>
Rattata: <Yeah! You're going down!>
Yungoos: -to Nora- <But, seriously, you sure seem to be doing a lot of nothing. Why don't you show me if you're supposed to be strong?>
-The Rattata, meanwhile begins to Torment Calliope in a way that likely involves dancing around and referring to him as a clown-
-While this happens, the Gumshoos uses another Tackle on Calliope while the Raticate tries a Focus Energy-
-Soujin notices Phaz-
Soujin: "You not having much luck either?"
edited 2nd Mar '17 10:25:36 AM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Trans Terminus Homo
Iki Town, Alyesha's Stand - Past
Alyesha nodded happily
Alyesha: "Oh if you want to, this would be a great help."
She thought for a bit
Alyesha: "I... think he's here, although I have no idea where, sorry."
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
High Priestess of Fabulous
Poni Island Docks
"All right, now tuck and roll. Like I said, I've got places to be, and I don't have time to stop."
They're currently barreling up at full speed.
"I reckon you have about 10 seconds."
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Flying Colors
To avoid the smallcaps glitch thing, try doing [[center:[[AC: rather than the other way around :P
Verdant Cavern
-Calliope is Tackled and Tormented.
Calliope: <Aaaah shut up shut up!>
-Calliope spits a Water Gun in the Rattata's face to try to make it stop, while Nora smirks at the Yungoos.-
Scarlette:
Nora: <Fine, all right then, I'll do something, if it'll make you happy!>
-She glances at Rose, who gives a shrug, before turning past the Yungoos and at the Gumshoos again, and starts running full-speed at her, sparking.-
Meet The New Boss
Hau'oli City
Alli: No?
Gossamer: <It certainly sounds like something we'd remrmber.>
Locke: Boss rush?
-the egg shakes enough for Phaz to notice-
Contact Me!
Dunsparce Cloud
Poni Island Do—
Ever: Alright!
9...
Ever: Narrow, take Muninn!
Narrow: <Uh, right.>
-they grab Muninn, flying off-
7...
Ever: Where is it...
5...
Ever: Got it!
3...
-and he hurls an Escape Rope at the dock-
2...
-since the Dock is now the last checkpoint he reached, that's where he now is-
1...
Ever: See you, Lilac!
-he waves-
Muninn: <...You gave her our names.>
Ever: -sweatdrops-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
High Priestess of Fabulous
Poni Island Docks
The boat hits a ramp and soars over the docks as Ever drops from it. On the side, Ever may see the name emblazoned on the side: "Despair's End."
"Auf Wiedersehn, dear Ever~ Oops, I mean Cole~"
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Dunsparce Cloud
Poni Island
Ever: ...So. We are definitely gonna die sometime soon.
Muninn: <Leave me out of this.>
Ever: Too late! Come on, let's go see what color the flowers are here.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fixed
Verdant Cavern
-The Gumshoos is struck by the Volt Tackle, which deals a fair bit of damage even with her defense boost-
Raticate: <Having fun?>
Gumshoos: <Shut up and get your brother to annoy the Pichu.>
-The Rattata is squirted in the face-
Rattata: <Aw, you're no fun.>
-He goes to Torment Nora instead-
-As this happens, both Yungoos and Gumshoos go in for a tackle on her-
-The Raticate, meanwhile, goes in for a guaranteed crust Hyper Fang on Calliope-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Asimov Space Crew Member
Iki Town
Phaz: Okay then, i'll help you. Like they say in Kalos, "À deux, ça marche mieux!"
...It means "With two peoples it works better".
Hau'li City [Day, Present]
Phaz: to Alli Oh? I though so... Maybe from the Jubilife Incident?
to Locke Yeah, a boss rush. As in fighting a lot of peoples in a row, without pauses.
Notices Soujin Oh, hi there Soujin! Got a Trial Trinket but not much else.
Phaz doesn't notice the egg. Instead, Embry approaches it, curious about it.
Embry: <owo What's this?>
edited 2nd Mar '17 11:06:19 AM by Phazya
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Dunsparce Cloud
Seafolk Village
Ever: So, uh, I guess we're here.
Muninn: <Let us slay the fatted calf in celebration.>
Ever: Uh, yeah. Hey, what's with that anchor? I'm no expert, but aren't they supposed to sink?
Muninn: <Actually, that's a Pokemon. It's called Dhelmise, and it's a Ghost-type.>
Ever: An anchor ghost?
Muninn: <The ghost is actually possessing the seaweed, not the anchor. You wouldn't know it, but it's Grass-type.>
Ever: Ooh.
-unfortunately, the Dhelmise drifts away into the water before Ever can make a move to try and catch it-
Ever: Aww.
-he sends out Pleth-
Pleth: <What's going on? Where are we?>
Ever: I made a deal with someone who may or may not be a fairy to get to someplace called Poni Island. And the Pokemon here look pretty tough, so I don't think Muninn and Narrow are really up to fighting them.
Pleth: <So you need a bodyguard.>
Ever: What if I see a cute ghostie, Pleth? What then?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Trans Terminus Homo
Iki Town, Alyesha's Stand - Past
Alyesha: "Thanks very much~ Also: 'Hard work with a friendly soul is preferable to easy work alone'."
She stood up, getting the plates back to the stand.
edited 2nd Mar '17 11:13:42 AM by Sergey_Smirnov
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Meet The New Boss
Hau'oli City
Alli: You mean with all the Mega Charizards?
Locke: No breaks? That sounds rough.
Gossamer: <And that sounds like an understatement.>
Locke: ...Have you always been this abrasive?
Gossamer: <I thought you'd never ask.>
-the egg cracks-
Contact Me!
Asimov Space Crew Member
Iki Town [Day, Past]
Phaz helps
Hau'li City [Day, Present]
Phaz: to Alli Oh, so you were here! I knew I remember you from one of thoses things.
To Locke Yeah, nine fights in a row. A heck of a train.
Embry: pointing at the egg <Phaz, look!>
Phaz: What? Oh! To the egg's possessor Uh, your egg seems to be hatching.
last post of the evening, sorry. I have a tighter schedule than normal, but tomorrow i'll be more free.
edited 2nd Mar '17 11:42:37 AM by Phazya
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Iki Town [Day, Past]
Phaz: It is indeed. Do you cultivate your berries yourself? I didn't, except for the rarest ones. The berry tree was at the side of my house first, and there was once this boy with white hair - or was it a knitted cap ?- who took some of them to plant them again in the dirt. Since then we've moved the trees to the back.
Hau'li City, Beach [Day, Present]
Phaz: I did it! I did it! I-
*splof*
*ffft!*
Phaz: I did it! I standed a bit on the board!
???: Dude, that is sooooo not tubular.
Phaz: Wha- OWAAAA!
*fplooof*
Some kind of hipster stands near Phaz, who got startled because of his ride: a Sharpedo.
'Hipster Rider: Like, surfing soooo not groovy. It's soooo mainstream and all.
Phaz: Are you riding a Sharpedo?
Hipster Rider: Yeah, it's, like, the next step to the future in aquatic fun.
Phaz: ...I think I saw this back in Hoenn.
Hipster Rider: Yeah, like, dude! You're from this Hoenn place or what?
Phaz: ... Yeah, so?
Hipster Rider: Dude, that is, like, sooooo tubular. So tubular that in fact you should try this stuff, like, now.
Phaz: ...Where do I get a license to do that?
Hipster Rider: Like, since it's the future of transportation, you gotta get the Ride Pager.
Phaz: ...And where do I get this?
Hipster Rider: Uhhh... Some old dude gave it to me when I finished the Mele-Mele Island Trial. That was so crazy!
Phaz: Okay, finish the Mele-Mele trials, have fun. Where do the Trial start?
Hipster Rider: Like, there's this dude guy named Ilima who give you tasks, but you gotta find him first, then-
???: Hey, you!
Phaz: Me?
Kid: No, you! You're not wearing the Poke Rider Outfit!
Hipster Rider: But it's sooooo not tubular!
Kid: You gotta wear it!
Hipster Rider: riding away You'll never catch me, you don't even have Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadges!
Kid: pursuing the Hipster Don't you try getting away!
Phaz: ...That's something. So, Mele-Mele Trials.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold