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MajorProblem Fifth most hated man in America from my magical realm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Fifth most hated man in America
#490951: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:17:26 PM

Veilstone: West Gate

Tex: Sorry about this, I'm on duty, and I have a job to do. See you around.

-Tex walks up to the man with the files and hat-

Tex: Detective?

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#490952: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:24:04 PM

Duniree Wedding

-Jason happily holds Bel.-

-He also heard Tagg-

~Read about that...I have an idea of who can make it. Friend of mine.~

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#490953: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:27:53 PM

Duniree Wedding

-Joseph stands, respectfully, for the procession-

-he widens his eyes at the sight of Deziree's lovely dress-

-and then blushes at the sight of the man escorting her-

Focus, Hudson. Focus.

BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#490954: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:32:58 PM

Duniree wedding

Blitz: "Ah- Wait, you figured out where they're at?"

-Blitz blinks at Deziree's entrance, it takes him a moment to realize he should probably stand if everyone else is-

-This is one of those times when being 5'4" is almost annoying...-

-Bah, calling time shinanigans. Tori is there watching with the Heidens too-

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#490955: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:33:20 PM

Church of the Radiant Sun

-The escort takes Deziree to the dias before nodding and taking a seat at the front row. Deziree goes up the steps and takes her place counter to Dune.-

-The escort leans over to Chrome. His voice is unmistakable.-

Dr. Mobius?!: She is not the first young woman I've had to give away.

Lightpriest: It is with brilliant joy that we are brought here today, under the loving rays of our Sun, to give witness as two friends, Derek and Deziree, make the most important vows of their lives within our humble house. They have, both long ago and, eh heh, more recently fought hard for their friendship, and from that bloomed love as only those whose souls are truly intertwined can experience. Both Derek and Deziree have their own personal vows that they would like to read for us today.

-Dune fiddles with his fingers for a moment, though he doesn't have any notes in them. His face is a fuzzy, embarrassed blush.-

Dune: Deziree,

You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you.

Using the love that we share as a vessel, through the pressures of the present and the uncertainties of our future, I can promise that you will always have my deepest love, my fullest devotion, and my most tender care.

I promise to love you, to always strive to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.

I promise to love you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and also when times become difficult, when our love is simple, and when things becomes complicated.

I promise to honor you, and to always hold our love for each other in highest regard.

These things I pledge to you today, and all the days of our life together. I Love You.

-Deziree has to force herself to not swoon.-

Lightpriest: And you, Deziree?

Deziree: Dune, three years ago you captured my heart by being exactly who you are. The sweetest, most loving, compassionate, and sensitive person I have ever known.

You have been my very best friend through the good and the bad. You have been the reason that I smile and you have given comfort beyond measure when I have cried.

You have believed in me when no one else would, and you have shown me how to love with passion, purity, and unconditional acceptance. I'm not sure a lifetime is long enough to return all you have given to me, but I promise the rest of my days I'll spend by your side.

To laugh with you and cry with you, to believe in you and support you. In poverty I promise to do everything to make our love rich, and in wealth to never let our love grow poor.

Together we are better than we could ever hope to be alone, and today I give you my love, my trust, and my fidelity forever. You will ALWAYS be the best part of my day.

-Dune's heart can't decide if it's feeling the best it's ever been or if it's about to experience a palpitation.-

Lightpriest: Derek Morton.

-Dune turns to the lightpriest.-

Lightpriest: Do take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

-Dune turns back to Deziree. His head felt so light and fuzzy he could have sworn he was having a fever dream.-

Dune: I do.

Lightpriest: And you, Deziree Galvani, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

-Deziree's mind roiled and reeled until an answer shot through the turmoil with all the clarity of a second dawn.-

Deziree: I do.

-The lightpriest gives a warm smile. He motions down the aisle, and a young lady with turquoise blue hair and wide-rim glasses comes up the aisle holding a pillow with two electrum rings gently placed upon it.-

Satele: ~I thought you said I would be the flower girl, not the ring bearer. Aren't boys supposed to be the ring bearer?~

Selene: ~Oh shush! Other psychics can hear you, you know! Plus, plans changed!~

-Satele walks up the steps, careful not to step on her dress. At the top, she holds the pillow out, and the bride and groom take their opposite rings.-

-The two of them present their left hands across from one another, while they use their right hands to place the ring on each other's ring fingers.-

Lightpriest: And, under the light, you may kiss.

-Dune slowly pulls back Deziree's veil. The two lock eyes for a moment... before grabbing each other by the shoulders simultaneously and kissing.-

Rill: Did... did they have the same idea?

Garuda: I can confirm that at least Deziree did. It's a good thing they didn't try to tilt each other, or that would have ended awkwardly.

keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#490956: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:33:34 PM

-Ren, his team, and the Velvet Room denizens sit for the cermony and applaud as Mr. and Mrs. Galvani-Morton kiss.-

edited 30th Jun '16 2:22:46 PM by keys2tkingdom

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#490957: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:39:13 PM

Veilstone West Gate

Shun notices Tex and quickly pulls his hat back on, doing his best to look like a superior officer despite being barely more than five feet tall.

Shun: Ah, you must be Corporal Barrister. I must say, it's been a long time since I last talked to a fellow officer of the International Police.

He produces the file on Batastrophe and her companions and opens it up, going slightly red as he tries to cover a doodle of himself fighting a giant Steelix.

Shun: These are the suspects we're looking for. Just, um... ignore the illustration in the corner.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#490958: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:39:30 PM

Duniree Wedding

Jason:-is literally jumping-WOOOOOOO! WOWOWOOOOO~!

-Lane chuckles-

-Looks at Tori-

-Blushes-

-Smiles and looks back to the front to clap-

-Maria and Iggy notice this and giggle-

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#490959: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:39:53 PM

Wedding!

Des is visibly tearing up.

"So beautiful....two souls...mingling'...some other new age crap...so beautiful...."

He grabs Pria and uses her to wipe away the tears, causing the Whimsicott to flail helplessly.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#490960: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:43:05 PM

Veilstone

Both Sergey and Alyesha will be if allowed also be teleported to a certain wedding into a back row

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#490961: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:45:06 PM

Wedding

-Joseph blows his nose, burying his face in a tissue. He gives an inelegant sniffle, his eyes filled with happy tears, and smiles at Des-

New age crap makes the world go round!

-he goes back to happy tears. Munn doesn't cry, but it's clear from his face that he is immensely happy for his friend-

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#490962: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:45:08 PM

Church of the Radiant Sun

-Margaret applauds lightly-

-Jacob rolls his shoulders again and looks around, unsure if he should be clapping so he just gives a light and polite golf clap-

-Sylva cheers and Regina smiles and claps-

-Edge hangs down from the ceiling to clap and to strew confetti and flower petals and candy across the entire assembly-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#490963: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:49:24 PM

Duniree wedding

Blitz: "Heh..."

-He claps politely, then rubs his head after a hard piece of candy bounces off it-

-Tori glances back at Lane just as he looks back at the newly wedded couple. She claps as well-

Uilleam Atlas from Scotland Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Atlas
#490964: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:50:20 PM

Duniree Wedding

(Belinda is punching the air and whooping with delight as the big damn kiss happens. Alex, meanwhile, is still rigid, seemingly unaware of anything happening. Svavel, meanwhile, is too busy repressing his urge to retch at the flowery speeches to react.)

Tastes better on the way back down.
MajorProblem Fifth most hated man in America from my magical realm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Fifth most hated man in America
#490965: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:50:51 PM

-Tex inspects the case files.-

Tex: Perhaps we should work together. I'm more of an enforcer than a mastermind, as you might tell.

(Note: Tex is 6 feet 2 inches tall, and regularly partakes in boxing.)

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#490966: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:54:56 PM

-To Blitz-

The Battle Zone, though I didn't figure out exactly where they took them.

-Claps-

So that's the first J-Team wedding, and there's still two more planned to go.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#490967: Jun 28th 2016 at 4:59:51 PM

Duniree's Wedding

-Joseph blows his nose again, turning to Alex-

Isn't it ~beautiful~?~

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#490968: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:02:29 PM

Duniree Wedding

-Beat-

-Beat-

-Jason smirks hearing the location needed-

-Lane fishes and grasps Tori's hand, smiling a tad-

CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#490969: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:05:54 PM

Church of the Radiant Sun

Yuuya: <Oh, this is so wonderful!>

Lisa: Hm... Similar on a base level, at least.

Is good things went well, though.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#490970: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:06:44 PM

Veilstone West Gate

Shun: I... I see. Technically I'm off-duty at present at my superior's behest, but I suppose brains and brawn might be a winning combination.

He hands the file to Tex.

Shun: You can keep that if you wish. I have copies. Unfortunately, despite my investigative skills, my information is incomplete. I only have the aliases and attire of the suspects on record. Despite their cartoonish appearance, I would advise caution if you encounter them. My attempts to apprehend them at Sootopolis Power Plant and Mossdeep Space Center only ended without injury thanks to a... an old colleague of mine.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#490971: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:07:00 PM

Duniree Wedding'

-Chrome applauds, Arika cheers-

Contact Me!
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#490972: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:07:40 PM

Phenac City, outside the church in what little shade exists in this desert town

-A Pent arrives, looking as prim and proper as he can get in his regular hat and trenchcoat. It's actually pretty impressive how well he's cleaned up, everything's washed and neatly ironed and he adorns a little silver brooch to his hat as he steps out of the shadows-

-He looks towards the chapel and... Hold on, he needed to check the time. He searched around for a clock for a while before giving up and checking his phone and... Ooooooooooh frig. Friggity friggin' frag frig fuck. He was late, like drastically late because if they started on time then they probably have already left for the reception and maybe even finished that and... Hold on, why is the main window of the church busted?!-

-Alright, well that may be a worse thing than just being late. So many possible problems he completely couldn't help solve because he was so dang late to the wedding... Okay, now he's feeling three different kinds of terrible but he decides to stay back in the shadows and wait-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
GM_3826 (Not) A Game Master from Ylisse Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
(Not) A Game Master
#490973: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:09:20 PM

Duniree Wedding

Erin had sort of accidentally hitched a ride with Dune while he teleported everyone. Either way, everyone was invited! Of course she would come. After clapping, now that the recital was over, she waits for the right opportunity to speak.

Erin: That was so exciting! I have not been to a wedding in years. This was fun!

Not quite sure how to engage in further conversation with a bunch of strangers, Erin sort of fiddles with her umbrella. She does not open it, thankfully. That would be... awkward.

BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#490974: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:10:16 PM

Duniree wedding

Blitz: -Finishes clapping-

-"Ah, well. Not familiar with the area but I'll see if I can help"

-He glances back at Erin seated nearby, silently wondering how worried he should be about sort of bringing her somewhere that the J-team might be a little loose with details they wouldn't normally share to a stranger-

-But it's a wedding... It couldn't be too risky, right?-

-To Erin- "Yeah, uh. Pretty exciting, huh?"

-Tori squeezes Lane's hand, tinting slightly-

edited 28th Jun '16 5:17:38 PM by BlitzTrain

MajorProblem Fifth most hated man in America from my magical realm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Fifth most hated man in America
#490975: Jun 28th 2016 at 5:11:49 PM

Tex: Colleague?

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES

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