Text Correspondence
Eeeeek! Jacob is a precious cinnamon roll~
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
Jacob: o/////o "YOU DIDN'T"
-Immediately pulls out his own phone-
From: Jacob
I NEVER WORE HER BERET THIS A LIE I TELL YOU ALL A LIE
Text Correspondence
You know what that sounds like? That sounds like the words of a cinnamon roll. :3
Flying Colors
Neo-Flare Base — Past
-Sarah has gotten on the bike-
Sarah: Yeah, I don't trust my ability to keep from dropping it. Maybe later?
Sootopolis City — Now
-Sarah checks the messages-
Sarah: ...
-A big smile spreads on her face-
From: Sarah
HIKARI HE LOOKS ADORABLE
From: Sarah
JACOB YOU LOOK ADORABLE
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:29:32 PM by BittersweetNSour
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
Jacob: "Mrrgrrgrrrrr!!"
From: Jacob
I AM NOT A CINNAMON ROLL
From: Jacob
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK ADORABLE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE DERPIEST FROWN EVER I'M NOT CUTE
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:31:12 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Text Correspondence, Today
From: Ren
Too late. Photo evidence has been saved and is being forwarded to Edge as we speak.
-Ren is not kidding about the being forwarded to Edge part.-
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
HE TOTALLY WORE THE BERET
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE CUTE HE LOOKS
Text Correspondence
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
Jacob:
From: Jacob
NO IT'S NOT SHE'S LYING I'M SITTING HERE NEXT TO HER I NEVER WORE THE BERET
ALSO DESPITE MOUNTING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY I AM NOT A DELICIOUS PASTRY TREAT NOR AM I NOTABLY CUTE
DON'T GIVE IN TO THE LIES
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:34:29 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Flying Colors
Sootopolis
From: Sarah
YOU ARE CUTE DAMMIT DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND HUG YOU
The Wanderer
Sootopolis, now
From: Tagg
Jacob, it's best to accept your fate as a pastry. 
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
SAKURA POST THIS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET THE SOCIAL MEDIAS MUST SEE THIS
To: J-Team
You keep me out of this.
PS: You two are so perfect.
To: J-Team
I'm on it!
PS: You two are hilarious
Text Correspondence
From: Joseph
Oh, I suppose he's right. Here's this picture of him with Verax to back him up:
Here
◊
See ya
From: Zeal
Now I'm wondering if Jacob's edible.
Meet The New Boss
Sootopolis, post-Camryn shenanigans
Robin: -somehow gets text, snerks-
That looks slightly humiliating and yet utterly adorable at the same tim-
...
Sootopolis, post-raid
-Lina and Arika are just laughing their asses off at the text-
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:41:25 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Sootopolis, Today
-Dune is having a giggle fit while Deziree types out a message.-
From: Deziree
Hey, don't worry, Jacob! I turned Dune into a Flaaffy once. I'd consider that a bit worse than than forcing him to wear a beret.
Text Wars, Today
Fwomph
The Past
A'right then. Maybe once we find the others.
Text Correspondence
From: Joseph
Incredible! A picture of a young Jacob with his eight long-lost brothers and sisters!
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
From: Jacob
SAKURA IF YOU EVER VALUED OUR FRIENDSHIP YOU'LL STAY OUT OF IT
ALSO THANK YOU.
SARAH I AM NOT ADORABLE WE CAN FIGHT ON THIS COME AT ME
REN DON'T YOU DARE I WILL FIND YOU
ALSO THANK YOU FOR RECTIFYING WHAT KIND OF PASTRY I WOULD BE
I HAVE CLASS
WAIT NO YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF MY FLUSHED REACTIONS AREN'T YOU
NEVER MIND I RETRACT MY THANKS
TAGG WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT I COULD RELY ON YOU IF NO ONE ELSE TO SAVE ME FROM PASTRIFICATION
LYURI DON'T DO IT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A RUSTY SPOON AND GOUGE OUT YOUR ROUTER DON'T YOU DARE
From: Verax
Joseph I am 72% sure that is Jacob and Hikari not Jacob and me.
PS: You really are cute you two.
From: Jacob
ZEAL NO WHY WOULD YOU
NO
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING
DEZI YOU CAN STILL RECOGNIZE MY FACE IN THIS ONE IT'S DIFF-
From: THE BEST THING SINCE WAYS TO CONTINUE THE HUMAN RACE AND CANDY (Edge)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
And they say pain isn't funny :3
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:45:27 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
To: J-Team
Aaaw, you guys look so cute! I sent the picture to all my friends and they all thought you were cute, and funny, very funny!
To: J-Team
YES!
SOON THE SOCIAL MEDIAS WILL KNOW IT!
Text Correspondence
From: Joseph
What This Hoennese Teen Did After His Parents Died Will Warm Your Heart
From: Joseph
Shit wrong link
Flying Colors
Sootopolis
From: Sarah
I'M DOING IT
I'M COMING TO FIND YOU AND HUG YOU UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU ARE ADORABLE
WHERE ARE YOU
THAT LOOKS LIKE FLOAROMA IS THAT FLOAROMA
I'M GONNA GO TO FLOAROMA AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Floaroma Meadow
-Suddenly a pair of arms cling to Jacob at high speed-
See ya
From: Zeal
i'm going to type in all lowercase to fight against all these all caps.
(also i'm totally spreading this picture everywhere i can.)
Floaroma Meadow
"Okay so..."
Hikari takes her phone and does a little peace sign with free hand
"Smile!"
She then takes the photo and immediatelly breaks off the pose and begins texting
To: J-Team
Hey guys hey guys hey guys I'm having a picnic with Jacob and doesn't he look cute with a beret?!
-Sends photo
-
He's so precious!