ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

"Why thank you, I love your Charmander. He's impeccably well mannered, and looks well trained. Well, unfortunately I must go, I have grocery shopping to do. A certain Shiny Mon went through my stock of energy drinks and coffee. She kept saying she could see sounds all morning."

<But Daddy, I really did. Your snores oozes this glorious purple. > :3

edited 29th May '15 7:59:48 PM by usherp

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Psyche nods. ~Well, as much as vague threatening can get me. Psychic code dictates that I clearly spell out the rules to a rulebreaker before getting psychically involved, and I feel that being more specific with my threatening either would have landed me in trouble, or not been threatening enough, actually. The brain is a marvelous engine of fear.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Route 120/121

-You know, let's just say Eskay and Sarah are here, on their way to Lilycove.-

Fortree

Deziree: That is an excellent point. Plus, if nothing else, you could have Dune wander past. He tends to scare psychics when he first meets them.

Nicholas: <And without organonitrates or alpha-neurotoxins!>

Deziree: Nicholas, we've discussed this - both of those are very serious. We don't use either except in very serious situations.

Nicholas: <Tis true...>

Psyche shakes her head. ~You see, that's what's weird. I don't think she's an actual psychic. I had to push to get her to hear me. She's just spreading a cognitohazard, and it's pissing me off. Something's weird, and I don't like it. >:I~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Fortree

Deziree: You think it's not her, but some other affecting variable? Well, my first guess would be the sound and rhythm patterns, but I'd need a safe sample to use. But whether it's a unique trait of the patterns or stemming from an outside source, like her equipment, I couldn't say without some testing.

Nicholas: <Does Dune have dancy-plant lady? One with big ear-thingies?>

Deziree: Anja's not really a scientist, unfortunately.

Fortree

-a very silly Lilligant lady is spinning around happily when she stops-

Scarlett: <...sssh! Nightshade! Stay still.>

-the Roserade tilts her head-

Nightshade: <Huh?>

Scarlett: <...the ability to dance for science.>

Nightshade: <...duuuuuuuuuuuude.>

Fortree

There is a Jeff here. He's probably not a witch, but he has been listening to a lot of a certain musician lately. No, not that guy with the long hair with the red streak who makes analogies with cats, that Ember McLain girl who's gotten rather popular lately.

Pirate's Grotto

Maggie: -to Lucia- "We're coming down here to get the next Crystal Star from Cortez. Then some other stuff will happen, but we'll get into that later."

Route 120

Gogie: "...Well, that's good, since I've only
been training him a few weeks."

Hazard: <Bye, Sunny!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Psyche texts Deziree the sound file she took from the concert. ~The cognitohazard is definitely spread through aural means, I know that much. She knows I'm immune because I'm deaf, and I don't know if I should have tipped my hand this early.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

<Bye!>

"Later." "You know, you could be a little less adorable for Attack Plan Sigma."

<Well Daddy, you know how girls are, they love to mess with their dad's with their boyfriends. :3>

Shade stops.

"B-b-boyfriend?"

Sunny hugs Shade.

<Nothing Daddy nothing.>

edited 30th May '15 5:06:06 AM by usherp

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Fortree

Ever: -witches past Jeff-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Fortree

Deziree: Hmmmm... I'll swing this by the guys at the Stormchaser, see if Mobius can't get them to work on it. Traveling kinda cuts down on my ability to study these things except through clouding from my laptop.

Nicholas: <Big spider-grandpa?>

Deziree: Oh yes. I'm sure he'll think of something. I'll let you know if we find anything.

~Ok, but be careful. Don't you have an Inkay? I don't know if it can spread by listening to the audio recording, so it might be necessary to wear a dark type to wipe the cognitohazard.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Fortree

Deziree: I doubt Mao would like it, but I can call him back for the testing.

Nicholas: <Big squidy-brother yells a lot when Mama Deziree tells him what to do.>

Deziree: He's an independent one, for sure. Which I expected. He's been getting better though.

Fortree

-Lina is reading something on her laptop while Robin idles nearby-

Lina: ...This whole amiibo debacle is getting even worse.

Robin: Oh?

Lina: Someone in [UK ANALOGUE] stole a truck full of [SPLATOON ANALOGUE] amiibo.

Robin: Sounds terrible, but... What is an amiibo?

Lina: Oh, they're these little figurines that-

-Suddenly the two notice Sam pull up in a truck-

Sam: -honks the horn- <Hi you two! Don't worry, I got this truck legally!>

Robin: ...We should probably check that truck.

Lina: Quick question, Sam, if that is a truck full of stolen amiibo are you going to scalp them?

Sam: -balks- <What?! That's a low not even I would sink to!>

Contact Me!

Psyche nods. ~Ok, make sure he's in the room with whoever's testing it, and have a third party- Ah, you know what to do, you're a scientist. :P~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Fortree

Deziree: Oh yeah. And after the, erm... Last time we dealt with a cognitohazard, it was... um... yeah, you got the texts about that, right? Yeah. That happened.

Nicholas: <Miss Edna called it "bad voodoo".>

Deziree: Yeeeeeah...

Psyche sweatdrops. ~Yeah, that shouldn't happen again. As best I can tell, it's just a really strong ear worm, but I'm worried something bad's gonna happy, so do be careful.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Fortree

Deziree: Yeah. If nothing else, we can just do what we did with the last dangerous issue.

Petalburg Outskirts, Some Time Ago

-A pile of odd matte grey metal sits in a giant bowl. Attached to the bowl is a bent, taut tree trunk. Around the trunk is a scaffolding of wood. One would almost call it a "catapult".-

DR. MOBIUS!: <INTO THE FIERY ORB WITH YE!>

-Mobius pulls a rope, and the pile of metal is subsequently thrown impossibly high into the sky, towards the mid-noon sun.-

Near Fletcha, past

Human!Ammy: Yeah, we're pretty close.

Pirate's Grotto

Nico: I'm ready.

Beekay: <So am I!>

Contact Me!

Route 120

Gogie: "...Well, we'll see how this goes then."

Hazard: <...How what goes?>

Gogie: "Erm..."

Pirate's Grotto

Maggie: "Okay, then let's go."

-She heads in-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree

Fletcha: "Cool. Hope you two were able to locate each other eventually earlier...or something..." -he says this very awkwardly-

Brandon: <Smooooooth.>

Fletcha: "You know I'm not good with small talk..."

edited 29th May '15 10:55:18 PM by Fletcha

Shade is in the Shade cave, sleeping soundly, and snoring loudly. He may be here for a while. Sunny runs over to the fridge to loot it once more.

<I like sounds.> :3

Sunny approaches the fridge only to find out that it's been chained and locked with a padlock.

<Fdbjzjnsnwnndkcmdhhdhjebbe2f> >:(

<I want see sounds>

Shade peeks one eye open in the response of the screaming pile of frustration and anger in the kitchen. He the looks forward the audience.

"You don't simply rob my fridge, but when you do, things happen."

Shade turns over and goes back to sleep.

Sunny comes back in and settles on some floor cushions.

<You have learned well my Padawan>

She also falls to sleep.

edited 30th May '15 5:31:52 AM by usherp

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Pirate's Grotto

-In the room Maggie went into, the atmosphere seems a bit ominous-

-There seems to be only a dock leading to a darkly colored old-looking ship, which seems to be rocking on the waves in it-

-Besides the stuff that was in the other parts of the Grotto, at least-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every