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Fortree Gym

Altaria: <Oh my. The Dyatlov Pass Incident was most definitely ghostly intervention.>

-she aims a Dragon Pulse down at Eisschwein-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Fortree Gym

-Eisschwein is struck by the Pulse-

Eisschwein: <Hey!>

Gogie: "Uh, Blizzard!"

-Eisschwein starts a blast of cold hair which, due to the hail, will almost definitely hit her-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Rustboro City

Pianis: What kind of question is that?

Siren: <What's a mustache?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Rustboro

Amanita: It's a perfectly reasonable question, which I mustache you!

Dinacia: (to Siren) <Hair on your face.>

Fortree Gym

Altaria: <Nightmares are a window into the afterlife!>

-faints, as Winona sends out a Skarmory- Steel Wing!

Skarmory: <I have literally no clue what I'm based on, and I'm going to take that out on you.>

-she swings a wing at Eischweinn-

If the battle was meant to be three-on-three I can edit in the morning.

edited 21st Apr '15 9:50:25 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Rustboro City

Pianis: ...Well, yes. I think.

Siren: <Humans have that?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

I was expecting 3 v 3, but this works too.

Fortree Gym, last night

-Eisschwein is struck by the Wing and knocked to low health-

Eisschwein: <Uh, wha? What are you talking about?>

-He shoots off another Blizzard-

edited 22nd Apr '15 5:28:19 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Rustboro

Amanita: ...Huh. -blinks-

Dinacia: <They certainly do.>

Fortree Gym

Skarmory: <Look at me! Am I a vulture? An eagle? A crane? Something else entirely?>

-she's knocked to about two-thirds health, and dives in for another Steel Wing-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Fortree Gym, last night

-Eisschwein looks, but is unable to respond before being struck by a Steel Wing-

-He is recalled by Gogie-

Gogie: ...Okay, hm...

"...Let's play it safe. Go, Fisher!"

-He sends out the Slowking-

Fisher: <Calling me out for a Gym Battle, hm?>

Gogie: "Nevermind that, Flamethrower!"

Fisher: <Very well.>

-He shoots out a stream of flame at the Skarmory-

edited 22nd Apr '15 6:20:18 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree Gym

Skarmory: <APPARENTLY BIRDS DO NOT LIKE FIRE!>

-and she faints-

Winona: An excellent battle!

-she tosses the badge and TM to Gogie-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Fortree Gym, last night

-Gogie catches the Feather Badge and Roost TM-

Gogie: "Uh, thanks."

Hope she doesn't mind Eisschwein
coming back into the Gym.

-He heads out with Fisher-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree Hotel

Hotel Clerk: We don't take kindly to youse J-Team punks.

-Eskay and Sarah glance at each other.-

Eskay: ...We're not J-Team.

Hotel Clerk: Bah, don't try an' pull that on me! Yer them Eskay and Sarah kids.

Sarah: No, we're not.

Eskay: Aren't they the same person anyway?

Hotel Clerk: ...Erm, yeah, but... but still! You could be Eskay and Skye or somethin'!

Sarah: Skye's pretty much rail-thin, though.

Hotel Clerk: Um... er, then, yer eyes! Yer eyes are...

-He blinks as he looks at Eskay and Sarah's eyes.-

Hotel Clerk: ...Gold... and brown. Not... not purple. Uh...

Sarah: Exactly! There's no way we could be the real Eskay and Sarah. We just happen to like their style, is all.

Hotel Clerk: R-right, um, okay, can I have your real names, then?

Sarah: Amy Kendall, and this is Seymour Kendall, my brother.

Hotel Clerk: Okay, okay, okay, uh, right...

-He does a thing-

Hotel Clerk: Aaaand you're all checked in! Sorry for the, er, misunderstanding.

-He quickly hands the two their room keys. The twins head up to their room.-

Fortree Hotel, Amarin Room

Sarah: -taking off her colored contacts- Ugh, that was more frustrating than it needed to be.

Eskay: Tell me about—

-He stops, and clears his throat. The gold color in his eyes fades.-

Eskay: Ahem... tell me about it.

I love the Amarins, have I said that lately? XD

Fortree

-Lane is on his head-

-Guess why?-

-He got thrown out of an inn, that's why.-

Lane:How...did they know...I was on the J-Team...@_@

-But where's Maria?-

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-Maria is staaaaaaaring at a mimic.-

Maria and Mimic: What are you doing? Stop that! Hey, this isn't nice! Come oooooooooon!

-Beat-

Oooooh, I've got a lovely bunch of co-co-nuts, dodelee do, and they're all standing in a liiiiiine~

-Beat-

I..was not expecting that...

FUAM

-Jason may still be here, yes.-

-Or on the ground, whichever works-

Thoughts

edited 22nd Apr '15 9:17:11 AM by Skyzerk

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-rattle rattle! Grass~-

Both are funny~

Time Shenanigan Bubble, Past

-Ren sends the location of his Secret Base to those on the J-Team he has met more than once. This list definitely included Eskay/Sarah, Dune, Lucius, Tagg, Silent, Jason, Joseph, Pent, Umbra, Ammy, Arika, Lina, and Waka.-

Ren's Secret Base

-Ren, Rio, Kitsune, Lumen, and possibly a few other of Ren's mon are in the main room of the base-

-Lumen is probably playing with Atlas.-

-Ren is having tea while he, Rio, and Kitsune - and possibly Gamma - are most likely discussing Gym strategies.-

-No matter what else everyone else is doing, Keys is playing [Xenoblade Chronicles 3D] .-

Keys: <Come on you slackers! Go into a frenzy! I want some Rank VI Gems!>

edited 22nd Apr '15 9:29:56 AM by keys2tkingdom

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Maria/Mimic: Huh? What's that? Stop saying everything I say!

-Twin flaaaaaail-

Fortree

-Everyone's moved here-

-In particular Umbra's looking around at the treehouses with Ra-

Umbra: This is where I first met the J-Team... Where my new life truly began...

-Ammy then approaches-

Human!Ammy: Survey's done! -hands Umbra the paper-

Umbra: Oh, thank you so much, Ammy!

Human!Ammy: Also... What Mega Stone is this? -holds up the one she found-

Umbra: Um... Looks like a Beedrillite.

Human!Ammy: ...

Heck yes!

Umbra: ...Are you getting ideas? ._.

Human!Ammy: Oh yes I am. >:)

Umbra: -gulps-

Contact Me!

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-rustlerustlerustlerustle!-

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-Maria and her mimic inspect the rustling-

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-a Feebas jumps out of the grass tuft-

Feebas: <BASS!>

-fish slaps Maria and flops to the ground-

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Maria:Yeep!

-Slap!-

Oooooww.....

-Picks up the mon-

What was that foooooor?

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-the Feebas wriggles in the redhead's grasp-

Feebas: <Baaaaaaass!>

-Joseph and Samantha, previously arguing, turn to Maria-

Samantha: Oh? What happened?

Joseph: Feebas! :3

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Maria:-holding the fish-This Feebas slapped me! >_<

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-moar wriggles-

Joseph: Oh? Why?

Samantha: That's why you need to learn how to defend yourself!

Joseph: Do you expect her to punch a fish in the face?

Samantha: Shut up,    Hudson   .

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Maria:He's...kinda right.

-Fish holds.-

Stop mooooving~! Ad besides, there's just grass here! And its a fiiiiiiish!

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Feebas: <Baaaaaaass!>

Joseph: OH! I think I get what she wants.

-takes out headphones and an iPod, positions them and hits play-

-the Feebas stops wriggling, then starts again. This time, rhythmically-

Joseph: See? Bass!