ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mercs?

From what little I do know about the Pokemon Pinchers, they were originally just loosely-affiliated bands of mercenaries.

Heh, Pokémon pinchers.

-Chuckles.-

Sorry, I just hard to take a group with that name seriously.

Villainous teams where there's a Ranger presence always have stupid names. Go-Rock Squad anyone?

Dim Sun reminds me of Dim Sum...

The Pinchers, from what I've heard, were several unrelated groups that all united under a single leader. Well, technically 4 leaders acting as one, but you know what I mean.

Have you guys ever heard about Snag Machines?

I haven't. Would you mind telling what they are?

They're machines that can actually override the ID of a trainer's Pokemon, making it catchable again. From what I understand there's only two left in existence, and that they're both of the man-portable variety. The rest were destroyed.

edited 22nd Feb '11 9:30:25 AM by rmctagg09

- Still walking around with my Pokemon -

We've sure had a lot of adventures, huh? We challenged all sorts of trainers, caught a lot of Pokemon, battled the gym leaders and got all the badges, fought Team Galactic and even had encounters with legendary Pokemon! Ah, those were the days... I wonder if my adventures in Unova will be just as exciting?

- Notices my Pokemon giving me strange looks -

Oh, sorry, I promised I wouldn't talk about Unova right now.

-Plays this on his iPhokex while waiting-

edited 22nd Feb '11 10:00:49 AM by rmctagg09

I just remembered...I said I would only go if I absolutely had to...

So, who do you think is more evil... The Cipher admins or Team Galactic's executives, especially Cyrus.

I'd go with the Cipher Admins. Maybe not Miror B., though.

I dunno, Cyrus is pretty bad. He did very nearly destroy the universe you know.

- Stops walking -

Isn't there anything you guys would like to do?

- None of my Pokemon seem to have anything in mind -

Come on, I know Canalave city isn't one of the more exciting places in Sinnoh, but there has to be something we can do around these parts!

-has been wrestling with Combee over the syrup-covered pancakes the entire time-

I will have to go AWOL for a few hours, sorry

At least Cyrus had some manner of Freudian Excuse. The Cipher admins have nothing like that.

- Walks over to my Pokemon after talking to a random person in town -

That's strange, I asked some of the citizens about those strange things that apparently happened here earlier, but none of the citizens seem to know anything about it. Isn't that odd?

- My Pokemon exchange strange looks -

But then again, I guess I shouldn't expect too much of these people. I mean, most people I know in this region only say the same thing over and over again when you talk to them.

Well yeah, but that still doesn't excuse nearly ending existence itself.

-Pokégear starts ringing. Wonders why anyone would be calling him now, then answers it.-

...Hello?

Joey: Hi Luke! Have I told you about my awesome Rattata.

-Adopts murderous expression.-

JOEY!!!

edited 22nd Feb '11 10:31:15 AM by Luke924

True.

Ha ha, Joey. I remember that guy.

Could you pass on a message for me? I'd like to give him a personal reminder about how annoying he is.

edited 22nd Feb '11 10:40:49 AM by Slouch

Slouch, I'll say anything to get this annoying kid of my back. "Oooh, my Rattata is so awesome! It's in the top flipping Percentage of Rattata!"

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT JOEY DID YOU TEST EVERY RATTATA IN JOHTO?! NO? OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T

Oh yes, Joey. Annoying little punk.

I met him once. I'm very sad to say that his statement about it being top percentage isn't that far off. It really is a very good Ratatta.

I still ended up beating it anyway.

Sure is strange that youngster Joey back in Johto kept talking about his awesome Rattata even after it evolved into Raticate...

- My Pokemon give me strange looks -

... I have no idea why I said that.