ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

The internet? Oh gosh. I hope it's just memes and not the other thing. Poor Spoons would get traumatized!

Spoons: Ampha?

-baracades door with angry gyarados outside-

I regret hitting the magikarp with the raft now!

edited 21st Feb '11 10:27:30 AM by Littlequeen

I know, that's the reason why I don't let my Pokémon look at the internet.

-Tentatively sticks a hand in the doorway to see if anything happens-

Pepper: Ganiim?!

Relax Pepper, you worry too much sometimes...

Well, it's not just that. Spoons is more or less my source of Sweet Dreams Fuel, and I don't want that to be tainted! So...

Spoons, return!

-Spoons enters her pokeball utterly confused about what is going on-

So, does this mean Missigno was some sort of data creature? A Porygon gone bad, maybe. I bet you 1000 Pokeyen we'll find something about Missigno's orgins in here.

Speaking of technology, I was thinking about Reshiram and Zekrom. If we do meet them, I think that Reshiram should speak in Ye Olde Burchured English, and Zekrom should speak like a robot.

Well, it did only show up at Cinnabar for a while, and Cinnabar is known for its technology.

I'm kind of wary of getting Reshiram and Zekrom into this, because if they're featured together then my Shipper Tendencies will go overboard and try to get them together.

Perhaps Gamer.

-Watches a data Miror B. moonwalking-

This place is weird.

... Don't look now, but there is a Tauros floating overhead.

Tauros: BLAZIKEEEEEEEN!

... I feel uncomfortable.

edited 21st Feb '11 10:35:23 AM by CalamityJane

Keep posting the funny, nonsensical stuff. We need more comedy after that serious arc, and I am in desperate need of cheering up. Also, it could let some lurkers join in.

-Sees a huge clooection of creatures from Pokemon Quartz.

What the hell are those things?!

IT'S PLUG-OINK!

I've never seen Pokemon like that before.

-Sees a pangolin riding a bicycle-

What the hell is that?

Zorua: Well this odd huh mom.

ZORUA YOU'RE TALKING!?

Zorua: WAIT WHAT!?!?

It's Abraham Lincoln, that's what it is!

-Mewtwo appears,wearing a one-piece women's baithing suit, and smocking a bubble pipe while reading the strategy guide to Pokemon Platinum Version.

Mewtwo:...If you say anything of this to the outside world, I will kill you. I don't even know how this happened!

-Nudi comes out wearing a top hat and a monocle-

Nudi: Check out my High-Class Glass Tagg.

Me: Nudi, you're speaking English.

Zorua: Hey can you explain why this building is glitchy?

Uh, Mewtwo? Is there a reason Palkia is stuck inside the floor-board? -points to the ground-

Palkia: MFMFFSFFMMFFMFMFMFMFFFFFMFMFMFMMMMMMMM!

-Notices a Mudkip nearby.-

Hey!

-Bends down next to it.-

Whatca' doing here little guy?

Mudkip: SO I HERD YOU LIEK-

OHARCEUS

-Kicks it away. Pepper, shocked, hits me around the back of a head with a Vine.-

Pepper: MEGANIUM!

Ow! Pepper! I'm sure that Mudkip was evil or something! Mudkips don't talk!

-Pepper gives me a dissapointed look.-

This is getting stranger by the minute.

Palkia: -punches its way out of the floorboard- GAH. I HATE THIS PLACE.

edited 21st Feb '11 10:49:01 AM by CalamityJane

So Palkia, can you point us in the direction of Missingno?

-Mewtwo: Somehow, this building is bending the very fabric of space and time. When you walked in here, you were teleported to the top floor.

Me: We have to destroy this place, right?

Mewtwo: Indeed. To destroy this building, you must destroy the six support columns that hold it upright. I would help you, but this place supresses all phycic power.

-He goes off to beat up a stuffed doll of Giovanni that just appeared out of thin air.

Memes! Memes everywhere!

-Suddenly, bananas! Thousands of them! They fall out of the sky and bury me and Pepper.-

AAAAHHHH! Bananas!

-Both Human and Pokémon quickly dig their way out of the pile.-

Pant...Pant, Phew...

Pepper: Meganium...

Palkia: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE WAY OUTTA HERE? LAST TIME I TRIED TO PUNCH MY WAY OUT I ENDED UP INTERRUPTING A DATE! IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET BACK HERE, AND WHEN I DID, I WAS STUCK IN THE FLOORBOARD. MAN, I HATE THIS PLACE.

So this is the internet, huh? I think I'll go play Happy Wheels.
-an Ursaring with a tux appears-
Ursaring: COME AT ME, BRO!

edited 21st Feb '11 10:56:23 AM by Slouch