"... Who turned me offline, and what is this creature doing next to me? "
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
 | I suppose you're wondering why I brought you here... |
Hey there cherry, what's your name?
...Never mind, gonna drink you now.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
What is this thing and what is it doing in my bed?!
Shadow of Legends
"...what the FUCK!"
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Isaki proceeds to cuddle up to him while pretending to be asleep, just to troll him.
edited 29th Oct '14 8:21:50 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"...Again, who turned me off? Also, why is there a teenage girl in a bed with me?"
"Better question, how come this bed hasn't shattered?"
insert commentary here
Sweet, a robot! Now do my bidding!
Shadow of Legends
"What the hell?!" -literally kicks him out- "Oi, fatty! Wake up!" -transforms and proceeds to kick his ass when he wakes up and tries to fight back-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
The Ayatulla of Rock 'N Rolla
.....how much jet did I smoke last night?
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
"...From what I guess, far too much."
You are not Sam.... -cries-
Shadow of Legends
Huh, who's that? Well, I guess she's pretty cute...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"Just as planned."
"...Could be worse."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Lizard Metabolism
I'm... oddly okay with this.
How do lizards fly?
...Somehow I doubt trying to drink you is a good idea...
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Shadow of Legends
Ugh, What Did I Do Last Night?... what did Isaki put in my drink, dammit...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
I'm Batman.
YOU'RE NOT DICK!
Glory to Arachnos
-The chernobyl NPP says nothing. at all. you expect a building to talk?-
-Spider Lizard Noises-
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
Uh... -Looks around- Anyone here?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
"...You know, last time I woke up to a pretty girl she tried to kill me. Get out of my bed, now."
WHAT THE HELL!?
I'm Da Bes (mmm)
...
(initiate Glozell scream)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
Darth Vader stole my copy of Mario & Luigi Dream Team...*cries*
The King Without a Kingdom
<I will kill you where you sleep.>
It's been 3000 years…
Okay, if this is some sort of practical joke, Rocket, it's not funny.
You've go five seconds to explain what you're doing here, otherwise I'll roast you!