Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Champion of Io!
Hey, I'm a girl too!
Oh look, a ghost!
Caboose is no longer idle!
I'm back! Wait, only one girl? That'd be weird. Wait, if one guy + one girl = kid-
Oh, you guys are dead.
edited 24th Aug '16 5:51:59 AM by RandomWriter413
PINNACLE OF MAN
Yezhidze has logged on.
Hello. Is this the Cactus Collectioner Convention?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
@Correl, @Caboose: Exactly why I said the situation is one goddamn ****ing mess! It's even more messed up that the situation at my side...
@Yezhidze: Hey, hello there! Cactus Collectioner Convention? Never heard of it.
edited 24th Aug '16 5:54:54 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Collecting Cactuses? Cacti? Cactus?
Don't think so. Hello again, zombie fighting lady and new lady! And guy who's probably screwed!
And spooky guy.
edited 24th Aug '16 6:00:22 AM by RandomWriter413
PINNACLE OF MAN
Hello. So this is not the Convention? Sad. It's that I just collect cacti and want to visit this Convention with my collection. At least I'll still be staying with Krosh.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Hmm, not sure if there's any convention around at my side. Damn world's gone to heck.
Anyway, who the heck is "Krosh"?
...eheh
Hey again. Wait, did somebody say a world where all women are dead?! That's got all the signs of an intentional plague! Somebody's got to be behind that!
And, hey there, pal. No other cactus collectors here, I don't think, but starting a collection is a good idea. Keeps you organized. And cacti can be useful as a basic line of home defense. Solid hobby.
Actually, his world didn't get a plague. According to him, there was this damn flash of light and all the women except one disappeared.
...my world's the one with an intentional plague. **** Genecorp. Their so-called goddamn "miracle cure" turned people into ****in' zombies that turn more people into more ****in' zombies.
I'm also not sure if cacti would be effective against damn zombies, though. Kinda hard for them to feel pain when they're kinda rottin.
...eheh
PINNACLE OF MAN
Krosh is my best friend, by the way. He's a rabbit. He's rather adventurous, which tends to be a problem...
And no, we do not have zombies! Though Losyash had suspicions of a robot invasion... He's an elk scientist, by the way. Really likes sandwiches.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Seems every world's in trouble! Though we're pretty good at cleaning up most of the messes.
Though it did take all of us to clean up a few of the big ones.
@Yehidze: You do seem to have lots of cool friends, hedgehog! And wait, robot invasion?
@Caboose: Yeah, it's quite strange that so many people have goddamn global problems. Except some of us who have more personal probs instead.
...eheh
PINNACLE OF MAN
Losyash is also rather absent-minded, and a bit paranoid. No actual robot invasion happened, though. We do have a roboticist, a penguin named Pin, and he might be the greatest technician in the world. He invented a massive sphere-shaped spaceship that can move at the speed of light, and a very smart, constantly learning robot named Bibi, whom he considers his son.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Well, Sarge is pretty good at building robots! One time, he built this spanish speaking one named Lopez, who looked just like Andy, when he turned into a real boy!
And personal problems can still be a pretty big thing!
That's some pretty damn high tech you guys all have! Spaceships? Robots goddamn coming to life? Our side hasn't even got flying cars commercialized yet, although we do have learning robots.
And yeah, damn personal probs can be pretty damn big too indeed... I've seen stories about somebody trying to save their kidnapped loved ones.
...eheh...and there's some goddamned ****ing mutated zombies busting in here. Sheesh, this is gonna take a while.
-Blood_Rose has logged off-
...eheh
see you, space cowboy.
Alright, I'm back. S&M perverts were everywhere, trying to get us to, eh... participate.
Long live the New Bev.
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The_Demon_King has logged in.
In all fairness, every human is a filthy pervert. We, the Jurals, know that very well!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Oh come on! What about me and my bros? We don't act like any of these other freaks! Especially Brad and Olan!
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh, that is just one of your race's unsavory qualities. And who are your "friends"?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Well, there's me. I'm sure you know about me. Then there's Brad. He's trying to scour the wasteland for his kidnapped daughter! The guy never gives up! After that is Olan. He handles his bow like he handles his liquor. Superbly. Finally, there's Beastborn... He smells bad.
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
I see then. However, I have no idea who you are, considering you are just a mere Earthling from another universe.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
What?! I'm Terry Hintz! Master of tutorials!
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Doesn't ring a bell to me, Maou, the Juralian King, at all.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Ok... that's goddamn messed up indeed!
I really hope that this Brad buddy of yours can find her... since this is really damn ****ing serious!
...eheh