ITT: You are in a JRPG

Haha! -moves 3 squares near Bisected-

Take this! -uppercut-

Yaaaah! -right cross-

Take this! -fireball-

Take this! -sword slash-

-uses Thunderbolt 1 on Ralphirus for 157 dmg-

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

But you haven't seen my strength yet!

SHINING SOUL!

-does 201 Light Damage to Balthasa-

-limping-

Dammit, it's not my turn now and I need to heal...

Nobody defeats Ralphrius Mc.Irius von Nightmare Lightmare II!

Oh good! Meter says I'm ready.

-casts Shadowbolt for 312 dmg-

-throws a punch at Ralphrius while standing 20 feet away, somehow hits him-
0.001 DAMAGE!
Told you I was useless!

edited 27th Jan '11 12:19:56 PM by Slouch

So, it's come to this... Not that it matters, I do like a good challenge once in a while.

Time for my only remaining move!

-Ninja poof-

I'll be back, 'heroes'!

Yatta!

-gains a level and fully heals-

Balthasa! I shall join you in your quest!

-gains 20 levels at once-
Holy crap! Look at how high my health and defense are!

edited 28th Jan '11 11:36:26 PM by Slouch

-turns the SNES back on, opens from last save point-

Alright here we go, finally into the ruins.

You encounter a Topic!
>FIGHT
>MAGIC
>ITEM
>BUMP

edited 2nd Feb '11 6:21:49 PM by Slouch

-advances to the ruins, faces off against a Wereghoul-

Ha! -standard attack for 125, wereghoul is slain-

Yatta! -gains exp-

Suddenly, two soldiers appear ahead.

Soldier A: Biggs, what are we doing in this dungeon?

Soldier B: You forgot, Wedge? The First World Crystal is buried here, and the Empire needs it for its new superweapon, the Ray Bomb! So shut up and let's go, and don't forget our pickaxes!

edited 26th Feb '12 3:21:04 AM by aurora369

A mysterious hooded figure appears in a cutscene!

"Yes, Dark Emperor, we have sent some miners to the cave to find the World Crystal. The monsters there are only wereghouls, so we sent our weakest warriors.

-bitten by a Wereghoul midbattle, an 18 appears above my head-

Ow... this isn't good...

-some purple bubbles appear above my head as well-

Frig... I'm poisoned...

>Is one of the Wereghouls<

>...Wearing a monocle and a top hat?<

I say, chaps, why are you attacking those strangers?

>normal-looking wereghoul<

"Because the Queen has commanded the death of all strangers in this cave! Didn't you get the memo?"

-slays the Wereghouls after being given antidote-

Yatta! -gains EXP-

Now let's get into the ruin!

-there's a guard there protecting it-

Guard: I'm afraid this ruin is off-limits!

Me: Okay then... guess I gotta go on another route and return when the story dictates...

-heads out of the ruin-

edited 26th Feb '12 1:16:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I say, what memo?