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smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#401: Aug 12th 2015 at 3:42:18 PM

Welp. I'm going to prison.

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#402: Aug 12th 2015 at 3:46:05 PM

I have no problem with this, but if you want to separate, I won't hold you back.

"We be we baby!"
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#403: Jun 28th 2016 at 7:42:46 AM

im married to a monster ?

edited 28th Jun '16 7:48:26 AM by inkoalawetrust

[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#404: Jun 28th 2016 at 7:44:27 AM

[up] It's poster.

Oh no.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#405: Jun 28th 2016 at 8:57:48 AM

I'm not into thirteen year olds, so I get a divorce.

Now known as Cyber Controller
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#406: Aug 3rd 2016 at 6:16:46 PM

I'm too straight for this. Can I marry your avatar instead?

edited 3rd Aug '16 6:17:08 PM by Spinosegnosaurus77

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#407: Aug 4th 2016 at 12:26:59 AM

Wow, wow, no. Liar. You get the jailbait, you get in jail!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#408: Aug 4th 2016 at 12:31:01 AM

That was quick

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#409: Aug 4th 2016 at 5:49:16 AM

Wait, so I'm married to Daft?

Hopefully, this is fine.

Because I am cool with this.

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#410: Aug 4th 2016 at 6:12:32 AM

Look, Random, we both know this is absurd, as Russian law prohibits gay marriage, and you're going to get arrested for pedophilia, but I can assure you that I do not and will never drink! Now take off these rings and get out.

[down]What is your age, anyway? Because I'm thirteen.

edited 4th Aug '16 7:27:28 AM by arcada188

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
#411: Aug 4th 2016 at 7:24:04 AM

Was this an arranged marriage? I don't have a clue as to who you are. I`m also far too young for marriage, we need to get divorced. NOW.

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#412: Aug 4th 2016 at 8:01:50 AM

Oh man. I thought maybe you'd want to wait...... ok.

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Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#414: Aug 4th 2016 at 8:11:39 AM

This is jailbait.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#415: Aug 4th 2016 at 8:12:00 AM

This is Sparta.

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#418: Aug 5th 2016 at 12:44:42 PM

Cool.

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#420: Aug 7th 2016 at 9:15:21 AM

I'm alright with it but I guess I would probably have questions as well

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#421: Aug 7th 2016 at 10:34:11 AM

Welp, time to contact everyone I know and tell them the good news.

"We be we baby!"
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
#422: Aug 7th 2016 at 10:58:06 AM

Uhh, how drunk did we get last night? 0_0

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#424: Aug 8th 2016 at 8:17:17 AM

Yes.

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman

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