"...o...kay, then. That...happened..."
...
"...Kumalo, Steinbach, I killed...that skull guy. What, what was the point of this again?"
"She was scaring me. Now she's an angel!"
The Little Sister jabs a syringe into the corpse, while the Big Daddy, drill now tinted red, turns, flanking her.
I'm sorry for that! But now you'll never call me art "silly" again.
Long live the New Bev.You got blood on my blade hands.
BEHOLD! I, CLUNY THE SCOURGE, SHALL SLAY ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! This odd beast's corpse shall serve as a testimony to that!
edited 4th Oct '16 4:16:10 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DHow could a pitiful, flea-bitten rodent have the audacity to stand against me?! No matter! Even uncivilised beasts shall tremble before my might!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Self-defense! You all saw that! Self-defense!
Long live the New Bev.What a great clown he'll make! His face is already painted a little! At least, I think that's his face... anyway, we'll give him facepaint before we zombify him!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D"This carnival is evil! I mean, this guy's boss takes tokens! Also, sorry, your face got in the way of my bullets."
That idiot won't get in the way of my plans anymore.
Now known as Cyber ControllerHaha! Your stupid fire crap won't work on me! So dumb...
edited 6th Oct '16 5:03:48 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Wow! That was actually really easy! That guy was as small as an ant!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"OHMYGOD! Uh... Oh god... I just... I just don't know what happened! Oh god, I'm so sorry!
Long live the New Bev.Oh crap. Marten's gonna kill me.
Now known as Cyber Controller"HONK."
Many have asked why LE says that.
Considering him, and those who worship him as a god, best not to know.
Elsewhere, a massive clock begins to tick...
Dr. Cuddles! We need the defibrillator again!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DUhm, are you okay, sir? Can you wake up? Please?
edited 9th Dec '16 5:59:33 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.I almost feel bad about this, but I cannot allow such things to interfere with my master's goals.
Takes a picture of himself and the corpse.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”Nice jacket. Too bad you won't be able to wear it. Since, you're dead and all that.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Who... what are you?
Laughs in Sakaya's Voice.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”Am... Am I safe? Is it dead?
Long live the New Bev.
I'm s-sorry... You wa-wanted to fight.
Long live the New Bev.