Errr...What?
It's so weird, I can't think of anything better to say.
I'm not a Pokemon Trainer, you zetta sons of digits!Next we will have video games you can play on the can.
Oh wait, Hand Helds have been around for decades.
Sonic hates SOPAI've seen worse, but only once.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.I've wondered, might there be a point to all this? I remember hearing that a weak, er, stream was a sign of urogenital problems. Perhaps this could serve as diagnosis?
Out eating the neighbors' tax forms, should be back soon.Good God, if this is successful, you just know what the sequel is gonna be... :/
A Duke Nukem Pissing minigame.
Make it happen Japan.
Also, Shit Japan, You is wierd.
edited 25th Jan '11 3:01:49 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the pricewhat is this i don't even
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serialReally? These are the best sarcastic quips you guys can come up with? This is the quintessential "Oh, Japan" moment, and you've got nothing?
Anyway, anyone but me get the feeling this was an article b y the Japanese equivilant of The Onion that we just assumed was real?
I'd rather refrain from using possibly xenophobic comments, to be honest.
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.No more xenophobic than mocking the American concept of the Big Gulp. Cultural sensitivity is one thing, but this is a game conole built around a urinal.
Do they really expect any man would spend enough time in front of a urinal to use one of these? Or that somebody would actually be willing to touch one in a public bathroom?
edit: Oh, so it measures your stream. Okay, I'm going for "Oh, Japan", and forgetting it ever existed. In conclusion, ew.
edited 25th Jan '11 2:31:09 PM by Geostomp
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" Futurama, GodfellasSo wait, if these things measure stream intensity for score, that seems like it'd be encouraging...forcing certain things. One hopes they sell plenty of clean undies nearby, because your sphincters tend to fire at the same time under that kind of pressure.
edited 25th Jan '11 2:09:04 PM by Pykrete
Sonic '06 needs to be ported to this console.