..... Grima. I need your help.
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
This is one of the better ones I've see- What is that Guardian... and why is Chris doing with it?
That guy's dragon Guardian is creeping me out.
...eheh
82123
-screams-
(Hey, it's more than you're gonna get in real life!)
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Lizard Metabolism
I refuse to be associated with this travesty.
Come on now, Ornstein, this is rather hila-(gets to his own part) ...(smashes the computer into paste)
How do lizards fly?
"...Why did the author write everything in yellow text."
Not even Azog could write something this... vile.
Lizard Metabolism
(whimpers)
Worry not, Sif. We'll find the jester responsible for this manure.
How do lizards fly?
"I do not accept the vileness and wrongness of this. She's underage too, that makes it even worse!"
"Someone's going to die tonight..."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Glory to Arachnos
"Oh bother,this is certainly not the kind of gentlemanly behavior I would do! and I am not interested in humans or people that are the same gender thank you very much,writer!"
-Eats the computer-
edited 15th Jan '15 1:31:46 PM by Darkomega245
-Spider Lizard Noises-
"Why am I being defiled by an alien creature? This makes no sense."
-Slices computer-
Lizard Metabolism
...what.
How do lizards fly?
Well, given that this piece of fiction doesn't involve me procreating with Thor or Stark, I guess it's not all bad.
"I take offense to this. The Millenium Rod isn't used in that way."
[reads further]
"THAT way, however... hehehehe..."
edited 24th Feb '15 4:15:28 AM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
-punches the screen with his metal arm-
"I don't swing that way."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Glory to Arachnos
-Alduin stares at the computer for a second,before he destroys it—
"I SHALL HAVE THE HEFHAH JOOR WHO DARED WRITE THIS MOCKERY OF ME DEAD AND SUFFERING ETERNALLY!"
-Spider Lizard Noises-
Apparently Not Dead
What.
-insert appropriate signature here-
The King Without a Kingdom
<I don't think having relations with a human is very appropriate.>
It's been 3000 years…
Somehow, the mustache just makes it worse.
Apparently Not Dead
I have no words to describe this...
-insert appropriate signature here-
My son is a dumbass
"I don't have feelings for that guy. But I think I will get a contract on your head soon, author."
Annoyed Mode: ON
"...not even the demons would've thought of something so sick."
You humans and your ridiculous porn.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
-Crushes the monitor-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
"I was drunk that night. Two ferrets. One Garbage can lid. I was pretending to be Gibbs from CSI."
NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old!