Operator would probably feel pretty full afterwards
...was hosting an educational kids' show?
Edited by Zanreo on Dec 11th 2023 at 2:15:33 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"The show is rapidly taken off the air after many complaints from parents saying the edutainment aspects are too confusing for kids to keep up with, and also it keeps recommending selling your soul for forbidden knowledge
Was forced into the trolley problem
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?I would just move the one person over, obviously. Unless they were working for the enemy. Hey, I need to stick to my values.
…was in a spelling bee?
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Dec 11th 2023 at 8:45:03 AM
Discombobulate.Mina tries her best, but fails.
...woke up with a cat on their bed? "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Penumbra immediately jumps out of his bed, checks for possible entry points to his room that a cat can pass through (while cursing himself for being careless), then immediately forms a bond with the cat for sneaking up on him.
...spontaneously combusts?
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingHonestly, Milo would probably just grab a fire extinguisher and go on with his day. Might not be the only time he's been on fire.
...fell from a high place?
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.Zangoose is classified as a cat ferret in the english Pokédex. I think it'll be fine.
...Got forced into a pie eating contest? "That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
Mina would try to find some excuse to get out of it, as she doesn't want to eat too much.
...found a rare gem right outside their home? "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
I'd keep it in my magic bag and use it for an enchantment spell later on. I never know when I might actually need it.
...had to compose an original Christmas carol?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Uh, I'd fail horribly.
...had to be in a Pokemon battle?
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.He doesn’t exactly have Pokemon. Maybe he’d use Bombirdier.
Had to convince somebody not to get into fist fights with giraffes?
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)I think I’d be better explaining why to punch them. For one thing, Giraffes eat-
…tried to speedrun a video game?
Discombobulate.As long as it's a music-based one, or else we wouldn't want to risk teaching bad morals.
…tried ballet dancing?
Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jan 20th 2024 at 11:48:07 AM
~ When life gives you lemons, trope awayI'd be pretty good at it, just saying.
...woke up in the middle of a forest? "My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Mmmnnn mmmnnn Ahhhhhhh! It's so nice to sleep over at Master's house every now and then!
(Notices Titania, an elf wizard, still sleeping)
Master!
Mmmnnnnn. What is it, Mylia?
I have a new food I'd like for you to try. (reaches into her magic bag and pulls it out) It's called Taiyaki!
(perks up) Awww Mylia! This almost looks too adorable to eat, but it smells so nice.
Try it, master! It's really sweet and delicious.
(does so) Oh wow, my cute little apprentice! This is good!
I'm glad you like it. It's already a big hit with the townsfolk.
So that's why they're smiling, at least even more so now that you're in charge of this territory. Good job!
Yeah. Big-sis Chloe, big-sis Bonnie, and Josephine really enjoyed it too. That's why I couldn't wait for you to have one.
Thank you, Mylia. As always, I can't wait for your next surprise. (headpats Mylia eliciting wide smiles from both.)
...woke up in his or her current setting, except it's 30 years ago?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Whoa! Thirty years feels like my entire lifespan if I had a trainer! Without it, a bit less, maybe twenty-something. Still, I'd not live to see the present... guess I'll just have to raise my offspring and teach them about my present times so they're better prepared.
...met Princess Celestia face to face?
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.This will not go well.
...on the other hand, what if TNA met Princess Luna face to face?
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.Walk away.
What if TNA got to meet their favorite music group and join them in a concert?
Meet the Tamas!◊ Remix Revival Resurrection!I meet my favorite music group everyday. Joining them on stage? ...I'll stick to doing wotageis instead.
What if TNA found a random water bottle company using their face on its products? "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
uh, what the- why???
tna finds themselves at eurovision and somehow wins.
Edited by kawaiideath127 on Jan 21st 2024 at 2:19:20 PM
zoid (they/them)Massive backlash ensues as the Principality of Zeon is not part of Europe (or even Earth for that matter), plus a Mobile Suit being awarded victory is seen as propagandizing war as well as downplaying the actual talents who composed and performed the song.
...Gets cancelled on Twitter?
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingVox would just brainwash the masses into thinking they would support him back.
What if TNA got an offer to work for the Galactic Empire?
Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 22nd 2024 at 4:58:15 AM
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.He’s a rebel, that’s one of his biggest character traits. He’d obviously deny
Had a friend who gets into fist fights with giraffes?
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)Come on, now's not the good time to Ice Punch those poor Pokemon... see? Now I have to haul ya' fainted body off.
...thought they're invincible, but weren't actually invincible.
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
Aang notably had sleep deprivation in "Nightmares and Daydreams", so that could be the case.
...ate a entire box of pizza?
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.