All My Circuits

Is there a doctor in the house?

Oh, wait, there is!

-Rips off jacket, revealing medical scrubs and a stethoscope underneath-

I got a degree in medical science during my three years after faking my own death for the second time after my evil-er triplet framed me for murder.

-Injects Physical Stamina with a syringe-

This should help cure his soap-opera-itis, but... he will have no memory. He will have amnesia.

-Kicks doc in the side of the head-

That makes two.

-Injects self with similar syringe marked "Class A Amnesiac"-

And three!

NO! NOOOOOOO! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO MY LOVED ONES!? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NORMAL LIFE?! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Hello Inceptiond, Physical Stamina and Anomalocaris. I am your father! (Lying so they serve him and his purposes)

Y-you are my father...?

But... I thought my father died when his evil twin stabbed him in the back...?

Gah, I can't remember anything...

You thought wrong. I killed your father and the rest of your family.

Boxen's lying. He never killed me. But I need you to kill him, sons!

-slowly wakes up-

Eeegggghhhhh... where... where am I...?

No, I can't kill Boxen! You see, I'm not actually one of a set of triplets, I'm one of a quadruplets.

And he's actually my good quadruplet!

Yes! I totally didn't want to kill his father!

What? No. My dad died when he was killed by... by...

YOOOOOUUUUU!

soulja boy tell 'em...

Wh-what's going on? Who are you guys?

I'm the guy who amnesia'd the guy who amnesia'd you. I think, because most of us in here have been amnesiacs at some point. Lets beat up the guy that killed my dad.

I didn't kill your father, I killed your uncle...

Because he was beating your mother!

IMPOSSIBLE! My mother died of Huntington's when I was three months old!

-sobsobsob-

No, Inceptiond... I've just remembered who I really am.

I... am your mother. *BLARING DRAMATIC HORN FANFARE*

And I have come back from the Dead!

Uh, you have testes...

Wait, does that mean... No. No no no no. Just, no. Absolutely not.

-vacant stare- They're fake. *balls drop... literally*

I also have an amazing rack.

Oh my. Ah... Someone help, I can't stop stariiiiiiing...

IT IS I, FAMIGLIO BONTOGRANTANE BOLGARIO, YOUR EX-LOVER! I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE WAR OVERSEAS AT LAST BUT-WHAT IS THIS? YOU ARE IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER MAN! I SHALL SULK AND BROOD FOR FOURTEEN EPISODES NOW! OH, WOE! DESPAIR!

-bursts through the door-

STOP! I AM ALL THE FATHERS EVER!

-Revive-

I don't much care, dad! I'd rather stare at me mum's rack!

-gasps and slaps Inceptiond- Only I can stare at my rack!

Wait a minute. So, if what that one guy, what he was saying was true...

-points to Maxwell- YOU BASTARD!