ITT: You're Forced into an Arranged Marriage with Your Avatar

Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009

Dog and Pony Show

#26: Jan 10th 2011 at 9:29:15 PM

I have to marry a hippogriff?

Our offspring will be 1/2 human, 1/4 horse, 1/8 lion and 1/8 eagle.

“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard

megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009

#27: Jan 10th 2011 at 9:29:54 PM

...America? FUCK YEAH!

gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

0_.

#28: Jan 14th 2011 at 8:46:31 PM

Wait, are we talking Mother 1 Giygas or Earth Bound Giygas?

Either way, [[Understatement this is not good]].

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl

Must Keep The Web Intact

#29: Jan 22nd 2011 at 2:54:22 PM

Why did I decide to post in this thread, already? Oh,man, that's gonna suck.

The Great Northern Threadkill.

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010

Believe

#30: Jan 22nd 2011 at 3:08:26 PM

Nononononononono.

I'M GONNA DIE!

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010

#31: Jan 22nd 2011 at 3:12:43 PM

Yay!

edited 22nd Jan '11 3:12:53 PM by nekoalexa

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967

Snicklin Since: Dec, 2010

#32: Jan 22nd 2011 at 3:14:04 PM

But... it has no gender!

it is infinite

edited 22nd Jan '11 3:15:40 PM by Snicklin

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love

The Wanderer

#33: Jan 22nd 2011 at 3:15:16 PM

This is not who I planned on spending the rest of my life with.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011

Heroic Comedic Sociopath

#34: Oct 10th 2011 at 8:43:46 AM

Marriage with a dragon? I... do not know how to respond... or whether the dragon may be hungry...

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.

hermioneganja from a van down by the river Since: Oct, 2011

#35: Oct 11th 2011 at 2:09:39 AM

This is wrong and illegal but I'll be damned if a toucan in a bowtie wouldn't make the most adorable groom at a wedding, ever.

Flareth Total nerd from In bed Since: Jun, 2009

Total nerd

#36: Oct 12th 2011 at 5:29:51 PM

...Yes. :3

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010

same old me

#37: Oct 12th 2011 at 5:32:17 PM

No!!!! She's like,...I don't know! Whatever age a middle schooler is!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job

#38: Oct 12th 2011 at 6:01:25 PM

I am cool with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011

#39: Oct 14th 2011 at 1:15:12 PM

Oh, yes!

WOOHOO!

iamokaywiththis.jpg

SimplyWhatever bla bla bla from bla bla bla Since: Sep, 2011

bla bla bla

#40: Oct 14th 2011 at 1:24:16 PM

Wait, isn't she◊ already married? Did they get divorced or something?

edited 14th Oct '11 1:24:30 PM by SimplyWhatever

whatever

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again

What's eatin' you, chief?

#41: Oct 14th 2011 at 2:09:38 PM

I'm... too frightened to even comment.

War is God.

CheeseToast from Toronto Since: Feb, 2011

#42: Oct 14th 2011 at 2:27:45 PM

Alright, four black panther assassins. Who sing swing. Somehow, I am ok with this.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011

#43: Oct 14th 2011 at 2:44:32 PM

Best.

Day.

Evaaa.

whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011

Decemberist

#44: Oct 14th 2011 at 2:45:22 PM

/Big No

Dutch Lesbian

WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding

<33

#45: Oct 14th 2011 at 4:18:34 PM

But she's only six Alternian cycles old!

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.

AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords

Sega's Last Hope

#46: Oct 14th 2011 at 4:24:42 PM

...

Well, this is awkward...

Tropers watching movies

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