Was that a No, You moment?
Welcome to Corneria!"Adam Levine's voice is an instant turn-off for me."
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall"It's never too cold to read about the Palestinian-Israeli Accord! ... Never mind. It's too cold to read about the Palestinian-Israeli Accord."
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureI was referencing a story on Not Always Right that involved a guy calling a cashier a "Winnie the Pooh butt", which the cashier found hilarious instead because they'd never been called that before. I was mentioning that indeed, that's certainly... a new one.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow."The Newsreader writers didn’t put Gerry into enough situations, but by god, with the power of fanfiction, I will change that."
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Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda"As a New Yorker, we do not claim them."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlistYou call it a tragedy. I call it extra.
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.“Tienes el Skibidi rizz?”
In battle, we are reborn."The elastic in your panties is not a pocket for holding shit! That's what actual pockets are for!"
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!"That story is like Toy Story, the Bad Ending"
Referring to The Tin Soldier.
For every low there is a high."This has been HunterGr33n roleplaying as a houseplant who inexplicably sounds like Blanche Devereaux."
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B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"What did you think of my attempt to get inside the mind of Gregor MacGregor?"
tumblr ain't dead"Why does he have a watch on his tongue? Then again, he doesn't have arms..."
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow."How to solve the mysteries of life (in 524 easy steps!)"
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"I bought a clown girl with anxiety and depression"
"Am I CEO of Amazon?"
Veritas Vincit."As a certain wise man once said, 'Friend you are crazy!' [Beat] Then again, the same wise man also said 'He the my brothers in elephant is similar,' so make of that what you will."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"...and get it all over your new shirt that says I've only seen the octopus once. The total octopus of the sun."
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.“It’s extreme but it’s still karma.”
"You can be a schlemiel, you can be a schlimazel, but most importantly, never be a duschnozel."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"If my eyes are a can opener then the sky zombies rule the world with a leathery gauntlet in the place of their underground monkey-shaped heads."
"What ails you, my friend? Stay a while, and listen~"Mom, I think the word you are looking for is "necromancy", not "necrophilia".
(After being told it's really windy outside) "Do you think I'll be able to float? 0 u 0"
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"No, I'm not writing hurling RPF"
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda