Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
"Who'd have thought that houses loved getting tans?"
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
"...You know, I never thought I'd be animating a sentient space rock complaining about how another sentient space rock has been touching her stuff."
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Pop Culture Addict
"The saxophones survived."
Ponyo with a small backslash added
"You'll do what to his balls? We're in a meeting you know.."
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
"If I were not a vaguely logically-minded person, I would guess that my hairbrush had transformed into pants."
Same day as my last post, but I think this beats the other one.
Lost my hairbrush, and found an old pair of jeans that wasn't there before.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
"Just as planned."
"I want to get so damned high. I want to eat the sun..."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of the popemobile?"
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
"What the fuck is a sp00py gh0st
Is that like a sp00ky gh0st except with a brown sheet"
"I expect to hop on a robot lemonade and ride it into the sunset."
[GRAVITY BOMB]
So if he vomits, Dakota gets the pizza, but if Dakota then vomits himself, he gets his pizza back?
"I, Exdeath, have disguised my self as a splinter, waiting for this very moment!" -Exdeath, 1992
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Dojo origami Mr. Salami."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
New account is voidify
"Let's not get into this... this... this... the jet fuel meme."
Meh own orginal character geiz!
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
"Well well well, looks like the janitor finally fixed my chair. What are all you guys doing here?"
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Am I a weirdo?
@ Blackcoldren: I'm assuming that was to the tune of Mr. Roboto?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
LEGENDARY GALE
"Eh, we get less potentially-inaccurate intercontinental murderbow artillery assaults this way."
but HOW?
Li'l Shardfinder
Ice cream is serious business. Don't fuck with someone's ice cream.
(saw a video where two robbers in a convenience store tried to steal ice cream at gunpoint (!) before being chased away by an employee.)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ponyo with a small backslash added
"Time to go to the Moon!" - Every soldier I meet in MGS V
drunk bunny
"There's tiny elves that live in your body, and when you get too old they stab your organs until you die."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
"'You need to take a chill pill,' said the crocodile perched on top of the armoire by the wall."
"She's a pastel bat."
"It writhed in agony as chittering insects spilled out of its every orifice, soon covering it and making it seem as if there was no crocodile at all, only a crocodile-shaped mass of bugs."
Back after a long hiatus
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... what the FUCK
Exactly
. From a weird "story"-ish thing spread out over multiple posts.
I cannot explain it, and I wrote it.
...Also "'Nobody likes you!' the crocodile cackled blithely as the imp shredded his eyeballs."
edited 3rd Sep '15 3:42:47 PM by SolipSchism
"I feel like I'm the only person who can dance in Gangnam and not be called a Koreaboo."
"Did you expect somebody else?"