"Look, the sign says not to go in the water if you are suffering with uncontrollable diarrhoea, guess you can go in you ham child you." He doesn't actually have uncontrollable diarrhoea
"Meanwhile, I have little singing robots in my head. They're funky."
Flying Colors
Please obey 50% of all traffic laws.
Bloody Fossil
"iTunes, iTunes, iTunes... what would I do without you? Use one of those hipster methods to get music onto my iPod, probably..."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
hiya, the name's scout.
"I spread my asscheeks for Sweden"
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Flying Colors
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Once again, I ship it <3
hiya, the name's scout.
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Daf/All of Sweden OT Several Million.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Flying Colors
One True Dodecahedron.
"I'm just gonna stand right here, next to this Orion Drive. Nothing could possibly go wrong, no sirree why am I vomiting blood?"
OBSA
hiya, the name's scout.
"Except she doesn't know my heart wants her. The little bologna... "
I was being silly with the bologna part...
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I sure wish I knew what that means.
hiya, the name's scout.
Official Bacon Seal of Approval.
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hiya, the name's scout.
"How don't you get all flipped or flustered when you talk to me? I go batshit flusterfucker on my crushes. Hm, "batshit flusterfucker..." "
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Finally, a term to describe how I sounded when I first tried to tell my girlfriend I liked her.
hiya, the name's scout.
"In a moment like this, say "yes" to cake."
edited 2nd Jul '14 8:10:05 AM by DaftPunch
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"Can I come back to do this, 'cause You're sorta everywhere and I'm sorta everywhere, and we're getting in each other's everywhere."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"My ass is on fire!"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"I turned a virtual anthropomorphic feline into a virtual robot. Why am I riding a power high?"
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Cringe but free
"Of course, not all cats are cold-hearted egoists. Some of them are just overgrown mutant bioweapons waiting for you to drop your guard."
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
"Yes, Mt. Trashmore is a real place"
hiya, the name's scout.
My mom and I were talking about motorcycles, and she said, "No, see, your legs have to be spread and slightly upwards, don't you think that's annoying?" so I spread my legs a little, and she says, "No, more than that, it looks like—" and I spread my legs wide open and she said, "—oh, you're giving birth, now."
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"Bro, just because a man in a black morphsuit wearing a pumpkin for a face came up to you and started dancing, that doesn't automatically give you permission to Sparta kick him..."
"And I just want to sink into your crazy laughter. Come and make me feel like the pain don't matter."