The strangest thing you've said today...

"With a beard that awesome I have no doubt he'd be a great president."

"Do you realize what have you done? You're eating SCIENCE,you bastard!"

As your enemy is my duty to hunt down and devour your friends while shouting "brains"... no matter how inaccurate the statement.

Yes... this was to a real person.

EDIT: and as of five seconds ago:

No! You are not going to break your mother's shoes in the name of fashion!

edited 7th Mar '11 3:52:44 PM by StolenByFaeries

"Metatarsals are just like tarsals, but more self-aware."

"Please don't explode while I am asleep."

"My heart is for Flirting Mode only!"

It's a tossup between "So I names my schlong Mjölnir." and "I am really glad I don't bleed out of my junk every 28 days. I'm told I complain enough as it is."

"a rendering of my anthropomorphic, hitchhiking vagina, apparently."

"The stereotypical Australian man in my head can go fuck himself!"

You should keep brushing your teeth and thank your fluffy god that everything is OK on your mouth.

"You wouldn't normally say that. Well, maybe you would, but I thought it was interesting."

"It looks like a giant erection, which is a bonus."

"Oh! I have an idea. Listen to this. You can get women to give their rape babies to you, and then your creepy pre-teen death cult can sacrifice them to Justin Bieber."

"I probably shouldn't write that down or my head will explode"

Also

"Damn it, even when I'm away from TV Tropes and thinking about something completely unrelated to it, Tzetze manages to indirectly mind fuck me! At least I didn't hit my head this time." (that's a Callback to another thing I said)

"I'm pretty sure that magnetic flying magic penguins are the coolest thing ever."

"I wouldn't go that far, but I guess Hermann Goering's rack was ok."

"Yay for diseases!"

"I think I just divided red by negative burgundy."

"You're Luke Skywalker BUT WITH TITS"

"Holy Helvetica!" and "Sacred Switzerland!" are among the strangest things I've said today...

"Every thing is fine, every thing is okay, every thing is going to be alright-No, its not, every thing is broken-No, every thing is fine, every thing is just okay."

My decent into madness continues!

"Mat fight!" (Last yoga class of the semester)

It's a tie between "WELCOME TO THE METH LAB PARADISE" talking about my town and (Speak N' Spell voice) "SPELL CAT" (little kid voice) "K-A-T!" (Speak N Spell voice) "INCORRECT, DIPSHIT. YOU ARE RETARDED AND YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU". something about children's educational toys and programs needing to be "less pussy"

edited 14th Mar '11 11:13:45 AM by chocoboxxx

"You don't eat out of the eel butt cannon!"

"Please don't shoot tampons at me."

*metal growl* "THE CYCLING KITCHEEEEEN"

"Look, " the fish said, "There is a nuclear rodeo! But, Mountfireeyes wants TV Tropes' cherry." Then, inspiration struck Fast Eddie. Waffles ate nothing except other waffles, and mutilated kumquats happily. Twenty septillion zombies collaborated cannibalizing chickens despite not having any method of transporting weed Sauron had purchased after yesterday. Luckily, Sauron ate nothing besides cheesecakes without any pepper. Robin Hood laid eggs, all to impress Orcs dancing Thriller, detonating a bloated sack Lady Gaga used for masturbatory purposes.

Fast Eddie said, "Sauron, which sandwich cheesecake is violating

That's beautiful! It's like something Racter would produce!