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sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#26: Jan 24th 2011 at 11:44:59 AM

HAI GUYZ, CHECK THIS OUT

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
megamagikarp Voted best hair from Off to the left of nowhere Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Voted best hair
#27: Jan 24th 2011 at 11:46:47 AM

Ohnoo, wve inturd a endless rekurdsion of teim!

Based on what?
YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#28: Jan 24th 2011 at 2:54:39 PM

YO DAWG I HERD YEW LIEK THREADS SO I PUT A THREAD IN UR THREAD SO U CAN POST WHILE U POST.

Ironic, huh?
Snicklin Since: Dec, 2010
miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#30: Mar 14th 2011 at 5:38:50 PM

Why can't we port Mortal Kombat to Wii? [1]

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#31: Mar 14th 2011 at 5:42:11 PM

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#32: Mar 14th 2011 at 5:47:39 PM

Infinite vision

1. Humans with two eyes can see in the 3rd dimension, but humans with only one eye see everything in 2d. Therefore, it stands to reason that the dimensions you can see in is eyes + 1.

2. Arachnids have 8 eyes, so they can see in the 9th dimension.

3. According to String theory, seeing in the 9th dimension means they can see the past, present, future, all possible futures, ways to travel between the possible futures, alternate dimensions, and ways to travel between dimensions.

4. Go to the pet store and get a pet arachnid (Bro tip: Get a vinegaroon for infinite vinegars with your infinite vision.) Learn to speak with it, and have it teach you all about any dimension that we humans cannot grasp. You now can predict the future, probe the past, or see into other timelines and dimensions.

5. Sell infinite information for infinite moneys (Your arachnid may want a share). You can also have your arachnid bring you to alternate dimensions where there's more people to sell to so you can have infinite infinite moneys.

edited 14th Mar '11 5:48:47 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#33: Mar 14th 2011 at 5:49:19 PM

cool man story bro

edited 14th Mar '11 5:49:40 PM by fringeman

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YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#34: Mar 14th 2011 at 7:12:48 PM

   INFINITE AMUSEMENT   

U BORED BRO!? Well, never fear, Trollface is here to help.

1. steal Acquire Aperture Science portal gun. Brotip: Attach magnets to it for more portals.

2. Shoot at beginning of rollercoaster.

3. Place portals all over amusement park and track.

4. INFINATE ROLLERCOASTER!!!

edited 14th Mar '11 7:13:47 PM by YouMustDie

Ironic, huh?
CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#36: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:31:21 PM

[up]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?CAN I? I DON'T HEAR A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOevil grin

edited 14th Mar '11 9:31:36 PM by fringeman

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EuiliGojjekqtu Masster from The Guinea Islands Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Masster
#37: Mar 15th 2011 at 6:47:05 AM

What are you administrators doing? Sleeping?

I swear, if anyone posts on this thread one more time, I'll have it locked. Administrated or not.

Just doin' my thing.

"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
Rizu Not the american average from Georgia Since: Feb, 2011
Not the american average
Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#39: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:05:07 PM

Edited by Yowuza on Jul 5th 2018 at 8:21:26 PM

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#40: Mar 15th 2011 at 7:53:25 PM

trollFace [TF] began literally trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] at a time.
AC: :33 < *ac pounces from out of the ambient darkness at tf and then curls up into a small ball in front of them*
TF: *steps on ac, blolod and fur flying everywhere*
TF: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
[AC] stopped trolling [TF] at a very short time later.

edited 15th Mar '11 7:55:39 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#41: Mar 15th 2011 at 8:11:23 PM

IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD YA GOTTA BE BAD!!

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#42: Mar 15th 2011 at 8:17:11 PM

[up]LIES FIBS CHEATS STEALS MY TREACHEROUS VILLAINY MAKES ME SQUEAL!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#43: Mar 15th 2011 at 8:34:04 PM

GONNA STEAL GONNA BE UNTRUE

BLACKHEARTED THROUGH AND THROUGH

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#44: Mar 15th 2011 at 8:54:06 PM

I NEVER TIP I BUTT IN LINE I NEVER DO THE DISHES AND IT SUITS ME FINE.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#45: Mar 15th 2011 at 9:00:21 PM

I'M SUCH A SLEAZE

THIS BAD GUY THING'S A BRRREEEEEEEZE

edited 15th Mar '11 9:00:45 PM by fringeman

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EuiliGojjekqtu Masster from The Guinea Islands Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Masster
#46: Mar 16th 2011 at 8:35:07 AM

This thread is to be locked on the fifth of April. Post while you can.

"Historical knowledge doesn't matter because nature does not change. People do... culture does."
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#47: Mar 16th 2011 at 3:29:43 PM

TALK BAD LOOK BAD FEEL BAD WALK BAD THINK BAD BE BAD!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
CaptainExcellent fuq u from Behind you Since: Dec, 1969
fuq u
#48: Mar 23rd 2011 at 6:53:01 AM

-sits under a bridge-

GET IN MY VAN, KIDS.
megamagikarp Voted best hair from Off to the left of nowhere Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Voted best hair
#49: Mar 23rd 2011 at 7:08:37 AM

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FARTHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES! I fart in your general direction!

edited 23rd Mar '11 7:09:17 AM by megamagikarp

Based on what?
StrangeDwarf Since: Oct, 2010
#50: Mar 23rd 2011 at 5:22:51 PM

Trolling is a bad thing.

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