Nintendium

It would ricochet and kill the person who tried to defile the sacred Nintendium.

It seems quite obvious to me that in the 6th Generation of Consoles. Nintendo had found a premium load of Nintendium to make their handhelds and home consoles out of. Cosidering how much shit a GBASP and Game Cube can go through.

The 3rd Generation of consoles also was a prime time for purified Nintendium, as the original Game Boy was a brick of Indestructium and the Nintendo Entertainment System could also survive alot of gervious bodily harm.

edited 8th Jan '11 9:04:36 PM by PippingFool

As Nintendium is too difficult to "purify" when it's in a vein, the varying quality of Nintendo products (although they've all been tough to destroy) is because there is only one mine in the world that carries Nintendium and its purity varies.

Did anyone look at the links I posted in the first post?

Well, break out the crayolas and colour me stupid.

My apologies, good sir. I clicked the first link, saw it was one of the Console Tests, saw the other links were to Youtube, assumed they were the same thing.

So that's why the 7th gen stuff isn't as indesturtible as before. The vein of Nintendium isn't as pure as the 6th gen's vein of Nintendium. Wiimotes must be made out of leftover 6th Gen Nintendium.

If it's made of Nintendium, it can not be damaged.

edited 9th Jan '11 2:40:26 AM by PippingFool

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Game Boy.

Stubbed his toe.

Nintendium is to Chuck Norris what Kryptonite is to Superman. Fact, yo.

Simon Belmont had his first adventure on many consoles, but the version that truly gave him badass cred was the NES version.

So, if a Wiimote were to go flying towards a Gamecube, what would happen?

edited 8th Jan '11 11:36:52 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

Alternatively, in terms of things other than Billy Mays,

But Nintendium can't disintergrate or dissolve.

Come the end of the world, I am duelwielding my two original Gameboys as melee weapons

I'm using my Wiimote.

As a Light Saber

edited 9th Jan '11 7:02:51 PM by PippingFool

It would be too small.

No, come The Endgame, every Wiimote will grow a lightsaber beamblade.

I have four Wiimotes.

Will that protect me?

Can you actually quadruple-wield them?

If not, make Wiimote-lightsaber-nunchucks. You'll need find some way to practice with them a lot beforehand, though.

edited 9th Jan '11 9:14:05 PM by INUH

If not, make Wiimote-lightsaber-nunchucks. You'll need find some way to practice with them a lot beforehand, though.

How many innocent bystanders will be killed when I practise with my dual Wiimote Nunchucks?

I mean flying bricks of Nintendium... Oish.

edited 9th Jan '11 9:36:59 PM by PippingFool

Come end game, regular gameboys will show their true potential when they morph into actual tanks

Which, of course, will be impossible to destroy

And the Game Cube? Which we have already discussed are Panzer Tanks.

Turn into Goofy-looking Purple Humongous Mechas with a gun that shoots sharks?

edited 10th Jan '11 12:21:44 AM by PippingFool

I had a roommate accidentally thwack a Wiimote pretty hard on a coffee table.

The Wiimote broke.

Maybe I got a bad one?

You got ethier a knockoff, or one that is Nintendium deficient.

In a periodic table fill-in-the-blank test I did, I put in "Nintendium" where "Rutherfordium" should of been as a joke.

I got extra marks.

Your teacher is a pretty awesome dude/lady.

Yeah, he is awesome.

He recognises Nintedium as an Element, he is a true scientist.

(I also put Australium where Americium should have been)