Nintendium

Is there any video of this?

There was. But it was taken down.

Also, Wiimotes are pure chunks of carved Nintendium. Look at all the TV's that were mauled to death by these petit but deadly flying bricks of pure Nintendium.

edited 6th Jan '11 8:32:26 PM by PippingFool

Wiimotes are frightening things with how much abuse they can survive. They wreck anything they fly into and come out unscathed...

Both of my old Game Boy Advance SP's (Silver and Red) had an abysmal amount of shit thrown at them over the year. Washed multiple times, thrown on the ground, reag bitten into, thrown at walls, stomped on, ran over, slammed into various objects and they still work. Granted the Silver one has the annoying habit of shutting off at random intervals and the Red One's sound player is fucked up, but they still work. The walls, however, aren't nearly as tough as somthing made out of Nintendium so they are covered in cracks an dents when a GBASP once hit them.

I find it fucking amazing how they went through all that abuse and still manage to work. The Game Boy Advance SP was made of high quality Nintendium.

edited 8th Jan '11 4:31:00 PM by PippingFool

Sadly, I don't have many of these experiences because I take a lot of care of my consoles,but just the fact that my 1992's SNES works perfectly while all my friend's Ps One's are broken speaks greatly.

Hunh. Would ya look at that,

It seems that while the Wii may not have an outer casing of Nintendium, the inside seems to be laced with the stuff (I'm calling bullshit on the the last test though)

The last test was just stupid.

Why can't my laptop have that kind of durability. One little knick and I have to put up with the scratch for the rest of my life. It cost less to repair a car windshield(or by a second game boy, which wouldn't be so easily damaged anyway.)

Because Nintendo doesn't make laptops, duh. If they did, the laptop's they would make would be Fuckin' Indestructible.

As a wise man on another forum on said

We've been over this: when the planet explodes, likely as a result of the world-ending clash between Chuck Norris and Mike Ditka, the only things left floating in the void will be some chunks of rock and a cloud of Nintendo products.

Also, there was an old 4Chan thread involving someone who buried their Copy of Pokemon Yellow along with their Dead Cat 6 years ago. He dug up the grave of the cat and found his copy of Yellow, he put it in his GBA and It actually worked. Deleted Save file, but hey it worked.

He then reveals that he hated his pet cat (Named Teddy), blames his cat for deleting his save file and names his Rival "Teddy" to spite his dead cat.

edited 6th Jan '11 7:29:19 PM by PippingFool

Cartridge used Endure!

I also hear that Segagen is a pretty durable element too. But due to it's rarity, people haven't put this theory to the test.

edited 6th Jan '11 10:51:33 PM by PippingFool

The DS es are most certainly Nintendium, the hinge just don't have enough Nintendium in them.

Adverted with the D Si XL model, which has the hinges of a door and is therefore unpossible to break.

Not even Chaxton Norrale, the fused form of Saxton Hale and Chuck Norris, can break Nintendium.

But Chaxton Norrale is MADE out of Nintendium

Anyone know how sturdy stuff like the Game Boy Pocket, Nintendo 64, et cetera are?

I heard about a Nintendo64 that took a shotgun blast at point-blank range. Big gap in the casing, but it worked just fine.

edited 6th Jan '11 11:05:56 PM by PippingFool

The Wiimote can BREAK the Blendtec Blender.

Wait, wrong video. They edited that one.

Cheaters.

Here's the real one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IevMrQMp-to

edited 7th Jan '11 1:38:16 AM by GlennMagusHarvey

Nintendium?

-pulls out periodic table-

-sees that Nintendium is not an element-

-is sad-

People are just in denial. The think that Nintendium is just refined plastic.

FOOLS! Nintendium is the greatest element known to man. Nothing can destroy it. NOTHING!

edited 7th Jan '11 2:02:19 AM by PippingFool

They should start making prosthetic limbs out of this shit.

Nah, you'd have to hold your prosthetic arm weird to move it diagonally.

edited 7th Jan '11 10:10:30 AM by Pykrete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo

A Game Boy that survived a bombing. Melted all to hell... but still works.

Nintendo should do extreme advertising.

HI BITCHES REGGIE FILS-AIME HERE.

DO YOU KNOW WHY NINTENDO PRODUCTS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME???

BECAUSE THEY ARE BUILT WITH PURE NINTENDIUM, MATERIAL OF THE GODS.

ONLY MANS CAN WORK WITH NINTENDIUM,FOR IT'S SO MANLY EVERY WOMAN GETS PREGNANT NEAR IT. AND IF YOU ARE ALREADY PREGNANT, THEN YOU BABY GETS PREGNANT.

EVEN IF IT'S A BOY

DO YOU KNOW HOW WE MAKE NINTENDIUM?

DO    YOU    KNOW HOW WE MAKE NINTENDIUM?

1- WE GO TO THE FUCKING MOUNT OLYMPUS

2- WE TAKE A 200x500 CARRARA MARBLE STONE.

3- WE SACRIFICE A BODYBUILDER IN IT

4- WE WAIT FOR 500 YEARS

5- NOW THE STONE IS NINTENDIUM

DO YOU KNOW HOW SONY MAKES THEIR CONSOLES????

WITH PUSSIES AND PILLOWS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY NINTENDO OR DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAGGOT????

CHUCK NORRIS CALLED US AND BEGGED US TO LET HIM ADVERTISE NINTENDIUM.

BUT HE'S NOT COOL ENOUGH

I still go to look at that thing every time I go to Nintendo World.

In my long history of owning Nintendo systems, only my GBA and DS have ever broken, and the former was just because my sister decided to put it in the microwave so she could see what would happen.

Did anyone look at the links I posted in the first post?

Because that had 2 droptests concerning the 6th gen consoles and the infamous Gulf War Gameboy

Saddam used AIR STRIKE!

It's not very effective...

I read that with the voice of the guy who does those Powerthrist commercials. I lol'd Then I realised it's supposed to be BILLY MAYS. I lol'd harder.

Only one line missing. Rated M for Manly!

edited 8th Jan '11 3:52:37 PM by PippingFool

I wonder if Reggie Fils-Aime can penetrate Nintendium.

Nothing can penetrate Nintendium.

NOTHING.

So, if a Wiimote were to go flying towards a Gamecube, what would happen?