Yo mama is so poor, panhandlers give her money.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
82123
Yo' mama so old, Moses is in her yearbooks.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo' Mama so fat, I put a quarter in her ear and she spat out a bag of Doritos.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Be green.
Yo mma so ugly that cthullu cries in a corner from envy.
edited 5th Jan '11 6:48:22 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
Heading for tomorrow
Yo' mama so fat, she gets stuck on double doors!
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"
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Yo' mama so stupid she got a tampon and stuffed it in her belly button.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo' Mama so ugly, blind men refuse to sleep with her!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Sorceress Bookwench
Yo' mama so fat, even Naruto couldn't beleive it.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Heading for tomorrow
Yo' mama so nasty she makes skunks run away!
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"
82123
Yo' mama so fat, she tried auditioning for the Biggest Loser but they couldn't get her off of the forklift.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo' Mama so greasy, her freckles slipped right off!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Heading for tomorrow
Yo' mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"
82123
Yo' mama so stupid, when someone asked her to play football she started squeezing her leg.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Yo' mama such a cougar none o' yo' friends is virgins.
Yo' mama's so poor,I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her "What are you doing" and she said "Moving."
Yo' mama's so poor,everytime the wind blows her address changes.
Go to bathroom in the middle of the night. Run and jump back into bed.
Heading for tomorrow
Yo mama so stupid, she ordered a double entendre at Taco Bell!
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"
Yo' mama so old, she lactates powdered milk.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Sorceress Bookwench
Yo' Mama so fat, when she goes swimming, whale watchers show up.
edited 6th Jan '11 2:00:25 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Unreasonably Quirky
Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection's looking for a new job.
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Show an affirming flame
Yo mama's so mean, she called me on the phone and gave me an ear infection.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
...so stupid, she went to the doctor and asked to get a buckshot!
Basically, in this game you direct a yo' mama joke at the previous poster. Go!
Out of Context Theater: Mike K "'Bloody Pussies' cracked me up"